>tfw finally got approved for SSI
*Kneels before NEET King*
>>29956145
I am but a humble follower of the ways.
Man I can't even get welfare.
Ive had a shit day and im poor
Can anyone bum me a cigarette?
Shop's around the corner mate.
No, sorry. I mean, I can buy you one. But I can't burn you one.
Also, is that GIF from the Cowboy Bebop movie? It's definitely not from the show.
>>29956126
>smoking
>not owning a vape
Filthy plebeian.
Let's say, hypothetically, you know with 100% certainty that a girl wants to fuck you.
How does one transition this mutual want for sex, into actually having sex with her
>>29956100
>ayy bby u wanna get this dicc?
If you 100% know you're in then why not just be direct?
If you know she's definitely down to fuck, ask her to come over and watch a movie with you.
Sit together on the couch, gradually get closer, start making out, etc.
>>29956169
>and watch a movie with you
This. It's bacially code for "let's meet and fuck" (or "let's meet and make out" in the case of young teens).
Something incredibly funny just happened. I found out my residence placement for university.
They gave me literally my last choice. There are like seven residences and they put me in my least favoured one.
>old building
>many floors
>looks like a commie block
To be honest, I'm not exactly sure what's so bad about this place other than these things, but everyone I've ever spoken to who has attended this university (all family members), have agreed that this...
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>fell for the university meme
I had a roommate for a whole year in a shit dorm and we never talked. I don't even know what his last name is. It was a shit building too with lots of drugs and partying. Hard drugs too, a guy almost overdosed on heroin. My roommate would go party and I just stayed in my room. Never got involved because anxiety and I didn't want to do hard drugs. Fun part was you could hear Stacy moaning from getting fucked in the room down the hall and occasionally from the showers. Felt bad for the RA though.
>>29956098
Should have priority for other residence halls after first year, got a single room then. Had a senior for a roommate my first year and we never talked and he was gone most of the time
I'm seriously considering getting myself sent to prison.....
I've had enough of life on the outside but I am too much of a faggot to kill myself....
In a comfy prison cell you can just forget about life on the outside, it doesn't really matter.... I wouldn't be draining my mom's money by sitting around the house all day hiking up the bills....
I would get 3 meals a day and mommy can send me in a few bucks here and there to buy some nice snack food from the commissary.
I could just lay around in my comfy cell all day and sleep,...
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Have fun taking it up the ass by Chad
>>29956076
what race are you ? if your white jail is only going to be fun if you are in a dominant white jail. i was in a county jail for 6 months and it was 80%white people. but i was in a city jail it was 90% black. the white jail was really fun i made alot of friends had alot of laughs and fun times. the black jail was not as fun but there still was some cool black friends i made you would be surprised black people are way cooler in jail and more friendly than on the outside.
>>29956076
Kek, we should convince eggboi that this is what he needs to do.
If you do this at a movie theater, fuck you. There is a trash can on the way out the door. Sincerely, the person cleaning up your mess.
>>29956029
>Wagies mad again
lmao get a real job
>>29956029
Haha wagecuck get fucked
HAHAHHAHHAAA SKELLINGTONS ASSEMBLE!!!
>>29956024
COME COME MY SKELLY BROTHERS!!!
Can... I join in?
Original spook
Nyaaa! Arise my brethren
>Be bicurious
>Suck off three random guys from Craigslist
>Three years pass
>Get girlfriend
>Cocksucking cravings are coming up again
What do? I can't tell my girlfriend under any circumstances. Should I just do it behind her back? I sort of feel like it doesnt count as cheating if it's just between two bros. What she doesn't know won't hurt her, r-right?
just suck your girlfriend's dick?
Hell hath no fury like a roastie scorned.
>>29955978
She's a real girl. I'm not one of those trap-loving faggots...just a regular faggot
>watching "my 600 pound life" on TV
>woman is literally 654 lbs
>her stomach hangs to her knees
>wears a tarp while waddling around
>she has a boyfriend
pic related
>>29955942
He looks very happy
>>29955942
He is kinda cute. More of him pls
>tfw no chubby chaser boyfriend to feed me tendies
>>29955911
>people who expect you to acknowledge them all the time whenever they appear to grace your existence
yeah nah fuck that shit
>>29955911
taking your sister from you and expects a hello?
fuck that pure love stealing asshole!
That kind of blatant disrespect down here gets a fucker's tires slashed.
Sometimes even worse.
You might just have to fuck his shit up now.
>>29955911
>anon is tired
>after a long shitty day, all he wants is a smoke to relax
>heads downstairs barely noticing his surroundings
>for 5-9 minutes he is content with the fresh night air and his chosen brand of smoke
>peace, if only for a moment
>anon heads back inside
>retreating to his room to rest his...
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You know what? I like coming here because I like to wallow in my own fake misery. I liked being depressed. It's fun to pretend that society doesn't understand the pain of the sensitive, introverted white male; and that women are all backstabbing whores. It's fun to be an edgy faggot obsessed with his own emotions.
tfw im an edgy faggot obsessed with my emotions
>white male
why you even got to do such a thing as this
you really get it, OP.
So my brother and his girl and me were watching tv and he hit bed early. It's just me and her and she's giving me the eye. In the bathroom right now. Should I go and gorilla fuck her?
Your brother is gonna kick your ass again, anon. Don't do it.
Literally bros before hoes you thirsty fuck
don't forever ruin the relationship you have with your brother over some fucking girl you daft bastard
>have shitty day
>get home see package from Japan
>hellyes.jpg
>open in childish glee
>get sense of pure happiness when I get the packaging off
>day immediately gets better
You know fellow bots, life may be the worst thing ever, but sometimes these types of moments come along. Learn to grab onto them as they pass by, and just lose yourself in them for a bit before reality comes...
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Nice keyboard OP. I like the blue lighting and the shade of blue.
>>29955725
thanks senpai, i worked some really shitty jobs to scrape enough money up to build my computer and get a nice keyboard.
Why doesn't Akarin have boobs? Is she developmentally delayed?
She should see a doctor about that
mfw i realise i share no common interest or ideals with no one here.
i can finally move on from this cancerous board.
>>29955653
some people here aren't really what they're supposed to be.
>>29955684
some things aren't what they seem
>>29955695
life is illusion XD XD XD
Girl I fucked a few weeks ago literally at a party. Hit me up a few hour ago telling me how she wasnt feeling well and hoe she went to the clinic and turns out to be in the early stages of pregancy.
I am fucking sweating my ass off right now. Im a college student who still lives with his parents. I dont have any type of funds to support a child.
I want to mention to her the possibility of abortion but dont know how shell react to it.
Please fucking help me, I have no clue how to tell my parents about this.
Lmao fuck off normie
I hope you get the JUST treatment
2nd thread with a luffy pic of the day, wow.
also, if she isn't a retard she'll be shitting bricks as much as you and get an abortion, and your parents will never find out.
you thought with your dick and not your head. you dug your grave now lie in it.