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This guy is my fucking hero. Must original way to suicide. He must be a GTA pro. Rank 125 at least.
>>29959410
So was he a sandnigger or a robot?
>>29959428
It happened in the French Caliphate, so it was a mudslime.
France (and prob Europe) is fucked desu
all we can do is try to keep them from taking NA too
>>29959447
He actually isn't. Just a swell guy doing God's work. Love it when normies get BTFO
The neet life fucking rocks
I agree.
Gets stale, tho.
Come back in five years and tell me whether your opinion has changed
bored to tears tbqh, don't be swayed by the wagieposting
>>29959347
idk
>tfw no money to buy legion with
It's starting to become normal on here for a "robot" to have friends. If you have friends you're not a robot. Simple as that. And there's no such thing as "failed normie", get over yourselves.
>>29959322
shut up you daft cunt
>>29959373
stop being a fag with useless replies please
>>29959397
ur mom seems to think otherwise
any fun plans for the upcoming weekend, /r9k/?
You WILL do something fun this weekend, right?
Going to a local historic theme park with my baby sister.
Mindlessly browsing 4chan is fun, right?right?
>>29959258
You know the answer for that, mate.
Can someone please combine these pictures and add some celebrities? Go nuts
here is the second pic. No rules
Here you go. These guys are famous enough for you
>>29959342
you didn't combine them, but i appreciate the effort
>tfw can't stop fapping to shemale porn
>never fell for the 4chan trap meme
feels good mayne
>>29959201
Use logic like in the pic. You're still straight don't worry
whenever I try nofap, it's always the trap porn that gets me for some reason. When I'm off the wagon I don't really like it though. Weird stuff.
I guess I'm a memesexual now. Can I have gubmit gibs or something?
Are girls with low self esteem easier to make your gf?
Yes xnndnd
yes, but they're not worth dealing with
The second you fix their ego is the second they leave you.
I've done it twice. Find the broken little lamb, make her feel good, she becomes happier, she realizes she can do better
I am a boy, AmA.
>>29959178
Need my dick sucked. You fem enough famlam?
>>29959178
How do you like your eggs?
>>29959178
Prove it though???
I just want to have sex god damnit!
someone fuck me, now agghhhhhh
22 YEARS! IT'S BEEN 22 YEARS AND I HAVEN'T HAD SEX ONCE!
EVERYONE ELSE STARTED YEARS AGO AND I HAVEN'T DONE IT ONCE! SOMEONE TAKE MY VIRGINITY NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Post pics, will assess chances.
i know that feel
just seeing your dick get hard knowing it will never have anything to go in and then you get sad and frustrated and lose your boner. then the cycle repeats
>go on a date
>we have a good time
>second date comes
>she gets to know me more
>starts to see my horrifically sad, depressing "tortured soul" side
>she cuts contact/ties, no responses
every time
>>29959154
> Revealing your true self on the second date
You are to blame.
Haha, I know that feel man. I always make a great impression on the first date but I can never hide the emptiness inside for more than a week or two, and things quickly fall apart after that.
>>29959240
I've gotten so used to it. Been on several dates with limited results. Honestly, I have no more expectations anymore. Sometimes I just go on these dates for experience and to kill time.
I have some spare cash and haven't had sex in over 1 year. Should I?
>>29959140
no just buy an onahole 60 = years of use
>>29959140
You shouldn't, fucking a tranny prostitute won't make it any better. In fact, it might make it worse.
>>29959140
That looks like a man not even all that make up can hide that
Does anyone else here cry just a tiny bit in awe when a big epic scene happens in a movie/TV show?
Something like the last big battle in Gurren Lagann or when the robot in Pacific Rim pulls out the sword and cuts that Kaiju in mid air.
It makes me filled with awe and tear up and get tingles just a tiny bit. Is this normal?
i've cried while watching pro wrestling before.
I guess I feel that to some extent,
mostly when there's an element of surprise
>>29959134
When Viggo holds his son at the end of The Road. Damn.
>someone on here told me to use this on tinder
>no response
Thanks...
>>29959118
>taking dating advice from /r9k/
>beanie, 4th grader necklace and a collared shirt
>still wearing under shirts in 2016
>not taking a mirror pic with tight shirt, biceps and muscles
>not having facial hair
>Honestly using the name Steve
What were you thinking?
>"Hey can I ask you a favor" Pick up line
>not picking up "Hmm sure" red flag, indicating she's more reserved
>Falling for the all women are stupid sluts meme
>over explaining yourself over a dick pick instead of just sending it like a beta
>using emojis like a 12 year old
>using af like a fucking normie
>waiting for her to reply instead of just sending it
JUST
hahaha you fucking idiot
>using little yellow cartoon- portraits to convey your current emotional state in the current year
>expecting to be taken serious
Going /nightdriving/ tonight.
I'm looking for Melancholy/chill stuff; Can you guys rec me some good songs?
I like trip hop
>>29959091
Ooh, I love nightdriving.
Recently I've been listening to shit from Hotline Miami (Yeah, I know...) and these couple of songs are really good for a chill drive.
https://youtu.be/EL_pBJN_O3M
https://youtu.be/CcMz3aAZDv4
>>29959149
Muh nigga, I have a bunch of HLM songs already downloaded.
muh fav:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMeY7c03s8E&index=18&list=PLeogPTA03KQ_vl0v9G04dexcCkBxfed_3
>>29959233
Some patrician taste right there nigger.
I've been talking to some folks about doing a short film adaptation, something that really takes advantage of the speed and surreal nature of the game. Not a lot of the adaptations I've seen seem to grasp that, at least not in a form that seems natural. Thinking of doing the action with a lot of long steadicam shots interspersed with fast edits for kills that can't be shown in one take, or just for added punch.
alright where are all the /r9k/ discord links?
plz I need this
halp
>>29959349
>>29959079
here you go, its not very active right now sorry
>>29959916
sorry forgot linku ;;
https://discord.gg/e2Gbg
