>tfw you're only alive because you're curious about how it's going to end
How do you think you'll die anon? Do you think you'll be able to look back on the present and chuckle to yourself after your life, at some point in the future, turns around? I see myself dieing in a nice quiet forest somewhere in Europe after years of isolated traveling, no one connected to me to know of my situation... just me silently and peacefully fading out of both existence and history's pages entirely.
It's a nice feel.
i don't want to live a full life
i hope i get some kind of illness that will kill me. i get really jealous when i hear someone has terminal cancer or something
I hope in my sleep painlessly but it'll probably be some violently painful heart attack with the way I eat and hardly ever move around. I'm not fat, but I'm far from healthy.
It is comforting knowing there's no reason to kill yourself when you're guaranteed to die anyway.
If you don't want to be attacked by these people deport all sand niggers and close your borders. Is it really that complicated?
it's more complicated when you have a fifth column like the left sabotaging your country from within
>>29960689
Yes you fucking retard. How do you plan on deporting 10% of an entire population without there being several times more violence then what's already being done? You suppose these people are all more loyal to Islam than France (which is true), what makes you think if you just knock on their door and say 'mate time to go' they'll just happily pack their bags and leave?
I hate how humans have to be so passionate about everything. That guy in OP pic is exceptionally passionate about his way of life, or, rather, the way of life he chose to believe... people like him, who share that passion, have created and destroyed.
Personally, as a black guy, I wish people weren't passionate about things. The world would be a lot more simple and peaceful methinks.
/r9k/ please hlep me
im shaking so bad and need someone tto tell me im going to be ok please help me im scared im scared it wont stop it wont stop it wont stop it wony stop happening help please please i need it
It'sactuallygoing to be ok, anon
>>29960659
>blah blah blah blah blah blah
>>29960659
It will never stop happening, EVER, and you fucking know it. Stop expecting anything to change, you know it wont
>be me at 15. Nerdy, hormonal, never had a hint of a girlfriend
>more than willing to put my dong into anything that moves or breathes
>come up with a clever idea to get me some titties
>write a letter to elderly female neighbor asking if I can come over sometime to have her show me her tits so that I can learn about them for a school project
>leave my phone number on the bottom so she can call me to arrange a time for me to come stare at those saggy baggies
>mfw I actually thought it would work
>she calls the cops
>cop come to my door and my dad greets them
>ohshit.jpg
>"Hello officer. How may I help you?"
That's all I remember hearing because I sprinted downstairs to hide from the inevitable punishment that would follow. This was 6 years ago. Still have no girlfriend
kek what did your dad say?did you examine his tits?
Please tell me why would you think that's a good idea.
But did you examine her tits?
What are your memories of 9/11 as it happened?
Where from?
How old were you?
>>29960647
I was real young. I can't remember much other than my mom coming into my room and going "Someone just crashed into the Twin Towers!"
I barely understood what that was supposed to mean, all I knew was I had to get up for school.
>>29960647
I was actually in midtown Manhattan.
was about to go outside to play with my friends, I was 13
How do I obtain a cute black gf?
>walk outside
>talk to black girls
>repeat until one allows penis vagina time
>>29960611
be white
>implying whites can be robots
>>29960611
Idk man, but I'm wondering myself. Mostly though, how do I find a nerdy black girl? Those are probably rarer than gold. And I don't mean "nerdy" blue-haired sjws. That's the last thing I want.
How many poops do you take in a day?
I myself take 0.25/day.
Usually one a day. Yesterday was pretty solid. Today I had spicy food so I might have diarrhea tomorrow
>>29960608
Why would you say 0.25 in a day instead of every 4th day? It's an odd way to express yourself, faggot.
>>29960608
Usually two. Once when I wake up, and then again a couple hours later.
>"I'll see your five... and raise you five"
all in
originality
that's an illegal string raise, sir. you can't delay like that to try to get a read on the other guy before stating the amount of your raise.
I check please
:)
>tfw you were that pathetic little beta who tried to spark up conversations with normies in middle school but they totally ignored you with disgust
Those same normiescum asked me why I was so quiet when lost weight and became decent/10 in high school.
Fuck YOU NORMIES YOU MADE ME AN AUTIST!!!!!
Life is unnecessarily hard
This happened to me in middle school. I was going to write out an anecdote, but it brings up too many negative feelings.
It's fucking rigged senpai
It's cool when their guys do it but it's not when you do it.
How do you guys get over cringey experiences that anybody else would just shrug off. Whenever something happens to me where I mess up or do something wrong, it always sticks with me for at least a week
>be today
>first time driving on my own with license (got it later than most but still early apparently judging by how many of you guys say you don't drive)
>going left onto 2-way street
>car (red) to my right turning onto the street I'm onComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
It doesn't matter how long ago it happened bad memories stay with me forever and come up whenever I stop thinking about anything else, and audibly yell, shake my head, or actually physically cringe in an attempt to evade thinking about those moments.
>>29960493
Same thing happened to me. It was really bothering, so Ishrugged it off.
>>29960711
Yeah, I always arch my back and make a retching sound that's kinda like a growl in the back of my throat. Then I whisper how I'm not worth anything and how I should just kill myself
Where is the line between being dramatic and being a legitimate threat to yourself?
Is there anything we can edit on google maps to mess with pokemon go?
>robots
>hacking into fucking google
>>29960440
>hacking
My budget phone can't run it so I'm watching some normie teen sperg stream it. Whenever you approach a landmark it will actually pull one of the top images from that landmark's google page.
Eg. If a restaurant is a pokemon stop, then when the player approaches it they will see a photo of the restaurant that somebody submitted to the google page.
spoof your gps location
It's been one hell of a week and I'm pretty much wondering what's the point of it all. Basically lost a job contract because they found someone cheaper, so the first programming gig I might have landed fell through. I don't find any reason to talk to any of the people on a teamspeak, they claim to be nerds but all the girls getting sex and the dudes seem to party all the time.
I can't even find proper friends on Steam with things I like. I end up with Russians, Hungarians, and Germans, and if the timezone doesn't suck it's the language...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Life sucks but at least you have alcohol. Thats how I feel right now. Just a cheap 40
>>29960370
Sounds like a lot of really shallow problems, to be honest.
I understand, though. It's one thing when life gives you lemons. It's another when a delivery truck dump 4 tons of lemons at your front door, all at once.
all the usual problems come from the lack of actual friendship in life
being yourself while hanging out with people, it fills that sense of purpose in your heart ~~
>staying at a hotel
>go to the bathroom and shower
>cum into the soap and shampoo dispensers
>cum into the kettle in the kitchen
>cum into the tv remote
>open up the complimentary bible and cum on a bunch of pages
>lift up the matress and take a shit
>use complimentary sandals to smear shit across mattress
>go...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
The absolute madman. Normies gonna be pissed now.
>>29960364
You'll have some surprises on your credit card statement, dumb frogposter.
>return VHS in the 90s after midnight
>slam it into the return slot so hard it breaks into a million pieces
>reel of rape rolls across the carpet in the dark store
>tfw manlet
I have a date with this girl tomorrow.
So what's the deal with this? Does she like that?
What should I say?
MANLETS BTFO
She's laughing at you rn. Expect to get stood up
Send her a picture of your wang
how about you ask her back, she might be like 5ft
Sup, /r9k/, haven't posted here in literal years, is this still the place to talk about suicide? Like committing it and the benefits and the repercussions of it and all that? Been depressed lately and have had suicide filter through the brain a whole lot and just felt like talking about the prospect of killing yourself lately. Like, this is still the sad sack board, right?
>>29960323
yes, give us your feels anon
how will you die
>>29960852
>>29960852
Thanks. Means a lot.
I was thinking I'd either shoot or drown myself. I like the latter because I've always had a fascination with water and liked the idea of dying in the ocean. It'd only be a hour and a half drive to the water and I could either tie myself to weights or just swim out as far as I could until I tired.
Gunshot is a cleaner way to do things, but I'd be far too afraid to botch it and end up a vegetable. Not only that, but if my body was found after the fact, I wouldn't want my mother to have to look at a disfigured version of my face.
>>29961487
glad to see your thread wasn't invaded by "don't do it life is good" normies, that happens a lot lately. I think drowning is beatiful in a sense. You know, let yourself be carried by the current near a beach and just drown when you run out of energy. Personally I'd like to die fighting but there isn't much to fight for these days.