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>Talking about Muslims on the radio
>Radio presenter brings up Shipman
>Claims Islam isn't a threat
>"Shipman killed more than the man in Nice"
>>29964487
Hey wait, this isn't /pol/
>>29964497
>Shipman
>Not /r9k/
pick one
>>29964487
I don't remember there being thousands of shipmans doing this in an epidemic all across Europe in the name of their religion.
walking outside in sunshine
>unwelcoming
>feel exposed
>uncomfortable
>bright light shining you in the face like in those cop show interviews
>want to disappear
>don't belong there
walking outside in light rain/overcast
>soothing
>like a cozy blanket has been pulled over the world
>feel at ease
>feel normal and like anyone else out for a nice walk
why is this?
i'm the exact same
i hate the outside world when the sun is shining
when it rains i get really excited and happy like all of my worries disappear, all i want to do is go outside and stand in the rain because all of the people have retreated into their houses and the world is neither dark or light, it's just the perfect level of overcast, the sound, the smell, the sight, the touch, just everything, it's a pleasure for all 5 senses, it makes it feel like a planet worth inhabiting, like you are home anywhere you go
every time it rains i walk outside and stand in the rain and stare at the sky until it's over and it's always the best feeling in the world
thunder and lightning and harsh storms are also very comfy
>>29964420
I really like rain too. It actually just started pouring and I can hear thunder so I think I'll do my daily trip to the grocery store soon.
I always knew I liked rain but today it just hit me that actually overcast is enough to feel comfortable. But with rain like you said comes the amazing smell and the relaxing sound.
>>29964243
Yes I like rain and thunder especially, I like nice weather too, but rain and thunder have special place.
Just the idea that everyone is pissed off and has to cancel plans makes me savor the whole ordeal even more.
I also like Winter and Autumn infinitely more than Summer, I like Spring though, because nature awakens, but Summer is normie stained, and its so hot, plants are all burned up. No fun.
For a guy with no friends summer is hell. Cant wait to start to work so I wont have free summer. During college Summer was so depressing I intentionally let some finals for autumn, just so I'd have something to do during summer except walking trough a world voided of qt's (all out of town on festivals) and contemplating suicide while drenched in sweat.
Last time I experienced TRUE summer was when I was maybe 8 yrs old and with my family on sea vacation.
How to I Get back at seababy7 on Chaturbate? She is a teacher in Lousiana or Mississippi. I gave her my last 428 and she signed off and talked shit about me and was talking to some nigger.
where do you download your chaturbate shows, anon?
>>29964233
You don't, you impotent cuckold. Holy fuck I can't even get my mind around how utterly pathetic you are. You never should have crawled out of your mother's stinking cock-canal.
>>29964233
d0x son
>girl tells me she likes me and wants to be with me
>just cried over the phone to me about missing her Ex
>She's supposed to coming to my house tomorrow
don't fall for the roastie meme robots
>>29964058
just dont let her in. if she really liked you she wouldnt be whining about her ex
>>29964058
woman wouldnt say that ex shit to you if she had any respect for u.
Lol you're a fucking retard.
Theres a lot of negativity and such on this board and thats fine but its nice to see a music thread or comfy thread in here and there seems to be a lack of either around here recently.
Post chill/comfy/feels shit
https://youtu.be/NPVdAAzwtg0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=310o-ApXeug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKz4_Vvq740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1AXMIsJhcg
Why am I always sleepy?
I wake up around 5PM. By 9-10PM I can barely hold my eyes open. I wake up around 4-5AM. By 10-11AM I can barely hold my eyes open again. I'm barely awake half the day.
>>29964035
It could be many things. Anemia, depression, diabetes...
Go see a doctor
you are not getting enough sun and exercise
>>29964056
Mom no
>>29964064
Dad no
>"a-anon my tits are swelling up. Help me!"
>>29964000
For a second I thought that said "my tits are up here," like "my eyes are up here" except... I don't know.P.S. ur fetish is dum
>"a-anon whats going on?"
sometimes i feel like its a weird AI that writes all these posts...
Guys I need advice I'm confused as fuck
>Be me, 22, completely straight male
>Traps are gay, dicks are gay, I don't like either
>Playing Runescape in the bathroom because no xp waste
>Huuuuuge shit about to explode out my ass (we had hotdogs and chili)
>It gets stuck
>No really, it was literally stuck
>Asshole puckered and basically locked shit into 'primed but malfunctioning' mode
>Can't get it out, don't know what to do
>Decide the best course of action is to try and wedge it out
>Lube up fingers with nearby body wash, prepare to insert
>ICantDoItCaptain.gif
>Can't get my fingers around it, asshole stretched to near tearing point
>New plan hatches
>I'll just grab the toilet plunger and try to suction the shit out, that'll work for sure!' I thought
>We have a mini plunder so I don't have to really squat too much
>PrepareForLiftoff.jpg
>Suction plunger to grundle, being the motions
>It's actually working but then
I got a boner.
>No, it wasn't rubbing against my prostate
>Reminded me of when siblings were little and we played poop wars with our parents
>Nostalgia boner I guess
>Continue plunging, almost out
>Turd literally filling the plunger ring now
>Finally all out
>Strong urge to fap suddenly
and here I am. I feel weird, like having something in my ass like that kind of turned me on but I think it was more of a nostalgia boner. What do you think, robots?
>>29963987
faggott
>>29963987
mostly indirect stimulation of dick an that
>>29963987
>No, it wasn't rubbing against my prostate
Yes it was, otherwise you're truly a faggot
I always check my headphones to make absolutely sure the R goes in the right ear and the L goes in the left ear, despite the fact that they're basically interchangeable.
>>29963983
i do the same thing OP fuck the haters
What is panning dumb-ass? You're fucking up the mix. You must not listen to much music. Even gaymes have audio panning. One of the cans on my headphones broke so I taped it back on, coincidentally I use the tape as indication of which side is which as a glance or even at the touch.
>>29964038
>listening to music
Normie detected
Well? Why cant you?
>>29963975
I dont pay for escorts
Can't afford a prostitute
>fat retards get laid and i cant
How can you get such a hot girlfriend looking nothing like her and being a chav essentially?
>>29963971
she isn't really that good looking, her face is shaped weirdly and she looks mental, they are probably inbred like most british people
Forgot the link to the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSgo01_iqgs
>>29964009
>>29964009
>she isn't really that good looking
...
My most impressive achievement in a long time now. Are ya proud of me robots?
Nothing special desu senpai
Origano
>>29963965
>tfw robots don't appreciate your effortsBut in all fairness I did make the mistake of having expectations
>>29963937
what is it exactly? it's sexy
No matter who you are or what you've done, God does love you. I love you. You're a person, and that gives you worth and meaning. You were created for a reason, even if you don't know what it is yet.
I hope that you see this. You might need someone right now, and I hope that you realize there are people who care about you.
Nice b8 m8I r8 8/8 no h8
>>29963982
I mean it, and I care about you too.
r9k confessions/admissions
I'll start. I have a bunch of tulpas that I did not intentionally create, you'd have to be out of your mind to do this on purpose. It's a struggle to maintain a facade of sanity in public, go without mouthing things and looking downright deranged or schizophrenic. I ""telepathically"" communicate with them from the moment I wake up until the moment I fall asleep. Every day for a little over a year now. I can't make it stop, the only surefire way I've found so far is to drink. A dose of olanzapine I received at the hospital didn't seem to curb them. A different antipsychotic may be a different story.
They seem to be capable of thought independent from my own and there are never more than three present at any given time. They make me uncomfortable or unsettled on a regularly. It's also worth mentioning that they take a real person's identity.
Now you.
Very similar to my delusions when i had my first manic episode. My episode only lasted a bit before I went crazy was restrained by cops and injected with halldoll (powerful anti schizo). I was diagnosed with bipolar 1 and borderline personality disorder. Be careful man you might go full crazy if youre having these delusions, when it happened to me I thought I was talking to people like mother teresa and ghandi in a very similar way that you describe. It was almost like an emotional reading ability. Check yourself into a hospital and tellem whats happening to you. They cant refuse to treat you if they have space usually.
>>29963920
That's not so much "having tulpas" as it is "having schizophrenia," isn't it?
>>29964068
If its an ongoing thing its probably schizophrenia. If it started recently even weeks/months recently its probably a manic episode from bipolar or a loss of touch with reality like BPD, a few other diagnoses have a mental snap or loss of touch with reality included as well.
Who /DEVILISH/ here?
>apply to uni
>get accepted
>took someone's spot
>don't goI do this every year, college is free here anyway
>>29963917
European?
The Netherlands?
>>29963956
Yes.
No.
Very original
>>29963917
>apply to uni
>get accepted
>took someone's spot
>drop out in 2 monthssure showed those normalfags
