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Friendly reminder that homosexual love is the most pure love there is.
Heterosexual love only exists for procreation.
>>29966902
For girls. Not for men, men be degenerate as heck.
Friendly reminder that love can only exist in heterosexual couples as it is a mechanism evolved to reward procreation and that homosexuality literally means you're a defective organism
>>29966937
its actually the opposite desu.
can you handle an ass like this?
>>29966876
I would try but my penis is probably too small.
>>29966876
maybe with the right tools
>>29966894
>tfw fucked a high test girl like this
>dick was too small for me to enjoy positions like this
Holy hell honestly the whole time was cringey as fuck for me.
Don't bother anons. It's not worth it. Don't fall for the high test meme
I had three classes this semester and failed each one of them because of negligence.
How do you guys overcome laziness and ignorance?
If you can't handle college there's no way you're going to survive in the professional world, just drop out senpai
>>29966835
You know whats funny. Kanye actually thinks that tay tay wants to fuck him. He said it in one of his rap songs. What a degenerate
>>29966835
negligence?
More like stupidity. you're not cut out for it.
Go work manual labor.
>tfw high test ISTP
>tfw not meant to live in peaceful happy land times
>tfw built for war
>tfw war soon
I hope you are training you body, mind and weapon skills anon.
>>29966775
Join the Marines, pussy.
>>29966775
Go be edgy somewhere else
>"You, you big goofball! I like you! Gosh haven't I made it obvious enough already? Really Anon, either you're short-sighted or I'm really not as good as flirting as I think I am. I've liked you for almost a year now. In the beginning I thought you might like me too but after an while I figured you just thought I was annoying or that you just didn't notice me anymore than you do anybody else. I was going to try avoiding you and stop myself feeling the way I do about you but then I thought, wait a minute, why don't I just go up to him and make it so obvious that he has no choice but to see how much I like him!"
>"Hey you know you can hold my hand if you want to. There we go, that's better! God Anon you're so reserved! Are you still worried I'm going to react badly or something if you make a move on me? Can I make a frank observation? Promise you won't be offended? Sure? Ok. You seem like you someone who doesn't understand that another might person might love them. Is that accurate?"
>"This has been the best winter ever Anon. I've really really enjoyed myself, thanks for everything! I'm so happy that I got to know you, I can't believe what I'd be missing if I hadn't gotten to know you. You're a real diamond in the rough, you know that? I don't think I'm likely to ever meet someone like you again, you've really changed me for the better in so many ways. I love you Anon. I hope you don't mind me saying that but I really do love you, and I have to tell you because I really don't think you've heard it enough in your life."
>>29966719
Tfw dated a girl like this
Who else /stretchmarks/ here? Do they affect you? Pic not me but related
Stomach, back-sides, just below armpits & at the elbow crease.
It's been some 10 years since and I've lost most of the weight I gained so they're quite faded by now.
>Do they affect you?
Today no, if anything it motivates me to keep working out, but when I was fat it added another layer of self reluctance.
Had a friend with those
Absolutely disgusting.
I had to abstain from further contact until she dressed properly and enough time passed that I could forget about it and mentally block it.
i got them on my shoulders
they look like giant tattoos
Who here /fuckingworthless/?
>See overwatch before it's released
>"If I start at the beginning, maybe I'll be good at this game"
>Ranked comes along
>My rank is below 50
>I've only managed to lower it since
Why do I fucking suck at everything I try?
>>29966664
Fucking one off quints.
When does it end?
At least you are brave enough to play against other people. I only play against bots. Last night I played 1v1 me as Ana vs a bot Ana for 5 hours.
>>29966854
why wont ypu play against humans anon?
I'm fucking tired /r9k/
There'S been 230 dead in france in the last year and a half
And what do people talk about every time?
"Oh, muslims are the real victims because they're gonna get blamed"
There's fucking kids splattered on the side walk
But noooooo
Islam is gonna get blamed so they're the victims and they're all we should talk about (even though practically no one blames all muslims for it)
You know what the worst part is though?
Every time there's a shooting I can hear all about how all gun owners are baby killers and we're the ones to blame instead of the shooter because we "incite to violence"
I'm fucking tired of this shit guys and I wanna go live in a desert bunker so I don't have to see a fucking normie ever again
>>29966640
i wanna come with you anon
how about pic related
>>29966640
>caring about this shit
just sit back and watch the world burn, leave the dying to normies
>>29966712
No because contrary to these fuckers I care about people's lives more than I care about how much white guilt everyone thinks I have
Have you had your Black Lives Matter sponsored self hate session today?
Because remember: A black thug got shot and it's your fault somehow
tatistically speaking, women are:
>30% less likely to cheat (woops, r9k forgot to tell you this)
>less likely to race mix because they can actually control their animal desires
>10 times less violent, female crime is virtually non-existent
>are far less likely to be defective (mentally ill, disabled), male autists (like you) outnumber female counterparts 4:1
>now actually earn more than males do if you take into account things like work experience, education, etc
Also
>XY chromosome is inherently defective and slowly degrading
>have less sexual partners on average despite /r9k/ fiercely trying to prove otherwise
>pathetic thirsty betas is basically what's wrong with the internet
>men are extremely easy to manipulate, although due to narcissistic inferiority complex they try to delude themselves to believe that they are the ones manipulating
>men always need to overcompensate something, because they always feel insecure about every part of their body and every part of their life
>men essentially never grow up till their 40s
>can actually give birth, so men-free society is possible
>it's widely acceptable that women are more aesthetically beautiful then men
>b-but we are smarter
Actually since women gained access to education, took career opportunities, etc female IQ started to catch up quickly, as a result recent tests show that female IQ surpassed male IQ for the first time
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/9401241/IQ-tests-women-score-higher-than-men.html
>b-but muh inventions
See above. The number of female inventors is rising pretty quickly
http://www.bloomberg.com/bw/articles/2012-03-01/women-inventors-double-their-share-of-patent
>b-but we work on dangerous jobs
So did a lot of slaves.
>b-but we are physically stronger
It's 21st century, so it doesn't matter. Machines already replace a lot of manual labour, nobody needs you anymore.
You can't deny these facts, so you'll quickly resort to "fuck off to tumblr" or something. Check mate.
>>29966594
Great thread op, you pose quite the argument!
Say, you wouldn't mind supplying me with some of those sources, would you?
>>29966623
im not hear to spoonfeed you stupid ugly man
>>29966594
Go to a dating site and make two profiles. One with an average looking guy and another with an average girl.
Compare results and post evidence afterwards to support your claims.
ITT: shit that turned you into a robot.
>Be 15
>Meet girl called Sophie through a friend
>We end up speaking, turns out she had just lost her mum and her dad had run away in grief, leaving her and her sister seperated and being passed around family members
>We speak all the time and i end up helping her for 2 years through that and being bullied at school, along with her being raped by an ex boyfriend of hers, drug and alcohol addiction and a theivery spree.
>End up helping her through it all and even go out with her twice.
>Get to 3 years latee when i was in 6th form.
>Go on a trip to Berlin with history department, text her before saying ill text in a few days when im back and that i love her
>Text her to let her know im alrught while im there
>No reaponse
>Text her when im back
>No reaponse
>Okay it is exam season so shes probably busy
>3 weeks pass, still no response
>Get a message frim her Uncle saying that Sophie had gone if the rails, and even though she was only 17 shw had been stealing, taking drugs, attpted to murder someone, making porn of herself and selling herself to anyone who wanted to sleep with her including random people on the street. And that they needes my help
>I diddnt know it at the time but it had put me into shock
>Spend 6months getting her psychiatric help
>Nit allowed to speak to her directly but she emails me when she can, saying how she loves me and asking how i am etc...
>One day when she gets her phone back her aunt texts me saying "sophie is recovering now, thanks for all the help, dont speak to her again"
>This put me from long term shock into depreasion
>After a while sophie emails me again and thats how we speak for months
>One day she gets her phone back properly and texts me: "Hey anon youve done so much for me over these years, i wouldnt be here without you. But youve served your purpose and i dont need you anymore. Thanks for all the free shit and support but youve served your purpose. Later.
Whats your story anons?
>>29966515
Bumping for interest. Shit anon qhat happened after that?
>>29966515
just the way I am
>>29966515
I don't have any events that turned me into a robot. I was actually pretty outgoing in elementary school, but after that I've just gradually turned more autistic and less social.
There are people in wheelchairs fencing, playing rugby, tennis, golf. Blind people playing football, swimming, skiing. People without legs Cycling, Sprinting highjumping. People without hands climbing, swimming. They win medals, fill stadiums of fans cheering for them and are top athletes.
>So what is your ecxuse, robot?
I'm not some fucking retarded cripple that needs to overcompensate so normies will like me
>>29966500
Nobody has made a special, for-shitters version of the things I enjoy doing that I can win medals for.
Not that I support lazy people but this argument sucks.
Those people get almost instant recognition for doing the same thing as normal people whilst having way less competition
hey /r9k/ one of these threads
>>29966499
good dubs, op
heIlo pIs no bully
>>29966563
you seem cool
>>29966533
nice taste in music and movies
Why do women have to be so perfect when I'm like some kind of shitty robot made of meat that only exists to turn a wheel so my boss will give me magical coins that I can exchange for anime I don't even like
Why put me in the same universe as pussy and then tell me it's not for me
When you're rife with devastation there's a simple explanation, you're a toymaker's creation trapped inside a crystal ball.
You don't realize many many females are just as broken as you? Like, nobody is perfect in any way.
I ask myself the same question when I look at men. Like why do you have to be so good looking?cant you just be average looking so I won't desire you so much?
The radio stations in Germany are doing PSAs on Pokemon Go
>...only a few days have passed since the app was released here
>...groups of people gathering in public places to hunt for virtual pets on their smartphones
>...no reason for concern
>...just let them be
heard it when I bought groceries earlier
Man, screen caps from that harry Potter shit are awful
Same goes for that guys DBZ stuff. None of it is funny.
>>29966414
I'm from Germany, too.
I've heard, that some holocaust museum is complaining, because visitors are catching pokemon there.
Just wait until one person got hit by a car, because he wanted to catch a pokemon.
People will get crazy like shit! Like the times, our media blamed mass shootings at schools to... playing video games.
>>29967096
You write like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
oregano
>dishes have been sitting in the sink for three months
>they smell like death and vomit
>decide to clean them today
>rotting grease and god knows what isnt coming off
>fill sink with bleach and dish soap
>go outside to have a smoke
>puke and cry over how my life has come to this point
when did you realize you werent ready for this world?
Just recently, at the age of 21. Now I want to kill myself every day.
>mfw maggots infested the kitchen
>some got in the living room rug
>had to vacuum them out and pick each on individually up with gloves
it felt like a fucking video game
>puke and cry over how my life has come to this point
well fuck you asshole
I only ever wash when I run out, around the 2 month mark and I don't cry like a little bitch over it
