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Thats it guys.Im doing it.Im going to have sex with landwhale.Shes 19, fat and ugly but im so desperate right now.Im 20 kissless,hugless virgin and i really need sex.She will come over today.
Any tips?
>inb4 kill yourself
>inb4 get out of here normie scum
>REEEEEEE
im 100% serious guys HELP ME
>random pic
>>29963855
Fuck her doggystyle and avoid kissing. Landwhales are disgusting,and if you kiss them you will probably puke,as they are sweating machines. Trust with a fat always from behind
>>29963885
Thanks based anon
anything else i need to know?
Your small penis will never get past all of that fat to penetrate her vagina fully to satisfy her. This is why all you small dick virgins post your petite bony girls to jack off to, because you think they're easier to satisfy.
>Be me
>Great idea for story about childhood shitting fetish
>Surely this will make it to /r/4chan
>18 lines of detailed text
>Completely believable
>Find funny froge image for true /r9k/ness
>Time to post
>"Error, it seems you have forgotten the captcha."
Why even live
>wanting your post on /r/4chan
>legitimately autistic behavior
faggot
>>29963834
i know that feel. ill share a few days ago
>be me
>type long reply, with compiled sources, statements, all orderly and laid out perfectly
>about to BTFO some faggot
>"Error, it seems you have mistyped the captcha"
>close post form, close thread, close browser
>>29963870
>not composing long 4chan posts in a word processor and copy/pasting them
Skrub
How do you accept that in a span of 24 hours you aren't the same person anymore ?
I had some kind of crisis two months ago (some kind of small vertigo attack that created MASSIVE anxiety and depersonalisation / derealisation, etc.
Since then i don't feel like the same guy. I'm tired 24/7, brain fog 24/7, i can hardly do what i used to like (video-games cause me to feel dizzy quickly)...
I've seen specialists but they told me every test came back normal. Read "fuck off it's psychiatric", but how the fuck could it be psychiatric ? It appeared out of nowhere and i changed from one day to the other.
>no answers
>>29963784
I have problems mostly about depression and anxiety but i can kind of remember years ago when i was bothered by the same things you mention, especially the onset of brain fog and tiredness. However i never found out why this happened to me and probably never will. Doctors nowdays just want more money, whether you are treated properly or nor, no one gives a shit.
Just learn to not give a shit and do what you want and not care about peoples opinions
Hey, anons, why haven't you gotten with the cute girl who likes you and run off together on holiday? You know, ignore uni and/or work and live off your trust fund while having sex and doing whatever you want without consequences?
Most guys have done this at least once by the time they turn 15, though 16-17 is also acceptable and not at all a cause for worry. After that, tho...
>>29963778
>having access to a trust fund at 15
I don't think you understand how this works.
>>29964197
Maybe in Burgerland.
DO YOU FUCKING THINK A CUTE GIRL WANTS TO BE WITH ME?! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU POST SUCH A FUCKING RETARDED QUESTION ON THIS GOD DAMN BOARD?! FUCK KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT! !!! R=REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
![tumblr_o0v0ydaiGU1uwbv2so1_500[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jrw6wRE.jpg "tumblr o0v0ydaiGU1uwbv2so1 500[2]")
>tfw no fat belly gf to snuggle with
no one will respond if you keep opening threads with garbage like that
tfw no jap belly gf
>>29964594
WeIl, thats just your opinion man
what's some good music to listen to for when you're lonely at 4:00am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9-mNHDmj3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WvWkUhszeE
>>29963718
Anything by joji or in that Nujabes style.
https://soundcloud.com/chloeburbank/thom
Best emo track in the genre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiI8TYXGpJ8
>>29963718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZckIyXQE83I
Is there something that you really miss about your teenages? Like some small littke thing you used to do every now and then? Or something about the culture back then?
I miss everything. Adult life doesnt show anything what they promised me. That's a life of a robot.
>>29963686
I used to enjoy Vidya back then. It's kind of a shame, I can't play longer than maybe an hour straight before I get bored.
Also
>talking to girls in a non sexual content
Nowadays every women always thinks you want something from her.
I miss fucking pert 16 year old girls. Can't really get away with it in my 30's.
>mfw mummys visiting to give me kisses and cuddles today
bumb
commentario oringinale
>mfw mummy asleep
>>29963653
Godspeed, gentle robot. I love you and wish you well. I hope you wake up to happiness and cheer.
Someday, you will be an old man and the rest and luxury you feel will be a memory. Savoy this in real time, my friend. Hold it with both arms.
I broke up with my first girlfriend over four years ago when I realized I didn't want to spend my life with her; we had gotten ahead of ourselves in our assumptions about the future. She did not take the breakup well and I spent the following 18 months berating myself in my head every time I went to bed. I've been single since then, and have experienced brief infatuations every year or so but none have worked out.
Now a girl in one of my classes seems to have taken an interest in me. We talk a lot outside of class, and I think there is a decent chance she would be interested in dating. But I'm terrified of asking, solely for the fear of eventually breaking her heart by ending the relationship.
It's presumptuous to think I would wind up in the position to do such a thing, but if I did, I don't know if I could forgive myself. What if after six months of dating, I find that I feel nothing for her? What if I waste her time? What are worthwhile reasons to pursue a relationship?
I know this is the wrong board for this but the other one is cancer and I'll be comforted if just one person can echo my feelings.
>>29963645
in life you need to take the risk, there is no other way around, but remember, love can only last x time, usually 2 or 3 years max. dont worry about her, for a woman is easier the breakup
>>29963645
im drunk and full of shit, but here's my two cents.
just go for it. it's probably what you wanted to hear anyway, but there's good reasons for it. at worst you'll have more experience and a stronger emotional base. it builds character, might help you get over your last bullshit, etc. and at best things will work out great and you'll have a companion to share experiences and learn about the world with, and also cum on. there's something worth having in there, otherwise you wouldn't have even started this thread in the first place. there wouldn't be a question.
i just "broke up" with someone who crossed one of my boundaries, and i can't sleep at night anymore because i'm worried i hurt her and she really deserves someone good. and i still love her. but i think i've learned at least a few things during the course of it all, and don't regret my decision to pursue her in the first place at all, even with the pain and "wasted time". i just hope she can see things the same way, eventually.
weighing scenarios and playing "guess the future" are great survival skills, but that's all you'll be. a survivor. a hunter-gatherer living only to live. maybe that suits you and i wouldn't judge you for it, after all it's secure and /comfy/. but i think you're the kind of person who isn't satisfied with that, and you want something to give you drive. something that makes life about more than just living, even if you can't put your finger on what it is.
tldr: nothing in this life that is worth having is easy to get. losing can be as important as winning in the grand scheme of your life experience. there's a time for planned, coherent decisions and there's a time for going with what your gut says.
just do it. pull the trigger. it's what life is about.
>>29963645
Then that one person will be me.
I say DO IT, you are not responsible for what you may or may not do in the future, you have to deal with the present.
Live your life, enjoy things that come, dont cheat yourself out of pleasure and happiness, non of it is meant to last forever, but new things can always come into your life.
In most extreme scenario, even love till death means 99% someone is leaving someone.
Go enjoy it if you want to be with her/fuck her. Do it, you both need some intimacy, you both feel attraction, do it.
no one can give guarantees in this life, why should you burden yourself with it?
If the girl has a problem with that its HER problem, not yours, imo its important to enter a relationship with good pure intentions, but once feelings are not there, what can you do but break up? No one can control their love, you either love or not. Its not a crime, no one can decide to love romantically another being. Know that, be free.
On a side note you sound like u come from a family where mother played the victim card a lot, its not your fault if that was the case, forgive yourself man.
>tfw bad posture
>>29963495
just stand up straighter idiot, pull your shoulders back and walk like a normal person not the subhuman you are
>>29963495
>tfw always have good posture but I feel awkward in the process, especially when I'm walking
>>29963495
It takes like a year to fix. Pretty easy though.
Just straighten back, remember girl likes tall dudes, use pillow below ass while reading 4chin in bed for like 20 minutes a week.
why are there so many fucking faggots/trannies on this piece of trash board? where the fuck did you come from
i wish there were more
i want pizza to be my gf
I think they are like that tranny from the silence of the lamb. They are not trannies but wish to be trannies.
>this new
trannies have been here far longer than you /pol/ fags, and are more tolerable
omegle thread i guess
tags: robot r9k robot9000 robot9001
bump
muted 1 muinutes fuck
>roll suicidal girl
>talks about being molested on dates
>dallas
>suicide by cop or shooting herself
Please no, I don't need this.
I've almost loved depressed girls before.
I can't save her or anyone.
bump get on omegle you gay faggot queers
Does anyone else somewhat enjoy being depressed. I feel like it acts as a replacement for the strong emotional connection that i'm lacking, and since i've never felt anything else it's somewhat comforting.
Same. Always felt a certain mix of melancholy and happiness.
Not exactly enjoying it, but it's been with me for so long that I don't even mind it anymore.
I used to feel the same way months ago, but recently I'm starting to think that the "I've given up" state of mind is just denial, and the brain trying to rationalize its shitty decisions. Just like that, the ride continues.
just took my baby sister to taco bell for some baja blasts. what did you guys do today?
sighed up for my fall classes and ate two bags of Doritos
since when did dogs drive their baby sisters to taco bell
Bought an anniversary gift for my gf
Describe where you are and how comfy you feel right now in a scale of 1-10!
>>29963379
Smokin a nice ciggie, in front of my computer, listening to some nice music while home alone.
The weather is great today.
a light to decent 9 my friend.
>>29963379
5/10
Ice pack on my dick, lying in bed, smoked some pot. Strained my PC muscle so it gotta rest, no masturbation for at least 3 weeks or damage will very likely keep on for longer. REE. At least I 95% won't go impotent which freaked me out at first.
Just got out of the shower and i'm relaxing in bed at 1:40AM listening to some psych folk. Also drinking ice cold water while I sit and enjoy the air from my fan.
4/10 at best
