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Any guys here like sluts?nothing better than a girl who loves sex and just loves spreading her legs because she just wants to feel good. I'm not talking about whores who have sex for money and don't even really like it but sluts who just fuck because they love it.
hedonism is for gays so better bend, buddy
>>29959852
Sure do, I also like when people POZ my NEG hole.
that just looks like a health and safety hazard to me
Post your face when stalking your crush
>2k16
>crush
>>29959803
mfw hfw mfw
>>29959803
>mfw so lonely that you don't even have a crush to stalk on
>I don't even have a friend
Any robots here ever consider going to a strip club or been to one?
I wanna go, but I don't have anyone who'd wanna go. Is it strange to go alone?
Also, how hot are the girls usually? I'd love to find one with massive tits, ass, and/or thighs without having to go to a black strip club and risk getting stabbed.
>giving money to girls for dancing
>would get the shit beat out of you by bouncers if you tried to touch them
>pay $100-200 for a lap dance
Just get a hooker. Pay her to poop on you and call you disgusting. You couldn't pay a stripper to kiss your cheek.
>>29959722
If you like fat women just go to any hillbilly or nog strip club. They'll be plenty and it'll be cheap.
>>29959749
Yea I just don't udnerstand strip clubs at all. When I lived in Japan I could pay about 50 bucks for 50 minutes for 2 girls (one every 25 minutes) where I had all I could drink alcohol and could do anything above waist, including sucking tits. Or I could pay a little over 100 dollars to go to a sex bar where you still technically had to pick up the girls, but it was totally acceptable to walk around basically or totally naked, and instead of getting numbers you fucked or got your dick sucked instead.
Why do girls not want a pure virgin asian husbando like me? Are girls inherently mentally diseased?
>>29959698
Are you Korean?
Koreans are ugly fuckers
No normal person wants their children being half-asian.
Not hating on you, just being honest.
>>29959698
Calm the fuck down, Elliot.
>cousin found the rule34 collection
>>29959664
Why do people, especially family members act as if it's totally fine to snoop through our phones and computers? Yet if we did the same they would accuse us of trying to find naughty photos of them?
BETA UPRISING NOW
ONLY YOU CAN STOP THIS NORMAL FAGGOTRY
>>29959664
>IRS found the unreported income
Female or male?
M: He has one too
F: Run
>play poke mongo on an emulator
>spoof gps location
>don't have to go outside
feels good to be a hackerman
>>29959658
I got softbanned so I had to cut it out for awhile. I thought I was being sneaky too since I never left my own town.
>>29959658
>this is how far autists are willing to go to avoid going outside
>to play a game specifically designed to be played outside
Humanity never ceases to amuse me
>>29959721
Normalfags don't want to play with us though
Family tree thread.
Let's see how you cunts do in the gene pool.
>>29959619
go to bed NSA
>>29959644
It's only 9:00
hello mr. nsa pls send me one of your agents to be my boyfriend I promise I won't eat him
It's getting worse! It's starting to ache when I open my mouth wide! I'm starting to get terrible anxiety.
The more frequent aches means I need to get it removed SOON!
I'm scared guys...
(bottom left on the picture)
Comfort me?
that's brain cancer.
Here's the X-Ray of my wisdom teeth before I had them removed, shit was growing sideways. The dentist said it was pretty bad when he saw them and showed them to me.
>>29959578
That tooth is going to, nearly literally, fuck the tooth beside it. Unless you want to lose both of them, man up and go let a stranger put you out with gas and dig around in your mouth for hundreds of dollars.
Let us dispense with the "Civilian" fiction.
Which side are you on?
I don't get your image OP
Kill all Muslims.
I don't care if you're "moderate".
Do you even need to ask? We're going to Make Istanbul Constantinople Again before liberating the rest of the middle east.
>the past is the past, anon!
>who cares if Chad cummed on the same tits that will feed your children?
>>29959538
Nigga just don't marry and just fuck and dump like everyone else.
>>29959538
doesn't matter to most animals
all that matters is to kill the young of the male before you, so that only your genes will move forward
>>29959538
I like what you are doing here anon, I like what you are doing
Long Live Israel!
Long Live the Jews!!!
Ooh anon don't be unhappy. Lots of white girls for you.
BUT I DONT WANT SKANKY WHITE ROASTIES I WANT PURE ASIAN WAIFUS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EAT RAMEN WITH ME AND WATCH ANIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MARRY ME CHING WANG LING!
>>29959569
>he thinks Asians are pure
Top kek.
So im trying to become a normallord and get out of robohood.
Ive been going to the gym for 2 months consistently. Im not sure what i should be lifting for primarily speaking.
No one lifts for aesthetics anymore, that fad is gone since zyzz died.
I dont want to lift for strength because im not insecure enough to put my joints at risk when im 40
What should i lift for? don't get me wrong, i dont enjoy lifting that much. Id much prefer to play tennis, but since tennis is for losers i had no choice but to give it up if i want to step into normalhood.
Dw guys. Ill ask on another forum. I expected too much from a bunch of college/uni students
>>29959486
just lift for yourself i guess. It's a nice thing to have for setting short term goals and keeping track of progress. Boosts hormones and shit, don't wanna get too much into broscience though, but lifting does make you feel good. Pretty sure as long as you have good form, you won't get shitty joints when you get older. How is tennis for losers? Find some rich guys to play with, they might teach you a thing or two about being a normallord.
>>29959792
I live in Australia. Tennis is considered a nerd/pussy sport so i stopped
Tomorrow's my bd
>21
>Virgin
>In love with cousin who's a slut
>She hates me
Does it get better?
why does your cousin hate you?
I'm starting to feel there should be 2 seperate /r9k/s for people over and under the age of 25
>21
Try again when you're 30 and the situation hasn't changed
Time to play Guess That Liquid!
First contestent to guess correctly gets a fabulous prize!
>>29959462
Coffee. Did I win?
>>29959497
I'm sorry, but that's incorrect!
>>29959462
Its diarea you fucking piece of shit
He claims (at times almost violently) to want a girlfriend and only to like girls but says they arent interested in him and he's tried.
He's told me at different times that he wants to get fucked but doesnt feel like he's cute enough and then he goes back to claiming he only likes girls.
He was drunk one night and told me he doesn't want a girlfriend but he wants to be the girl in the relsrionship and be fucked, and he's said similar things while drunk too.
He insits he isn't a fag and has only been in relationships with guys because girls don't like him but then at other times he talks at length about his desire to be a bottom and have a boyfriend love and be there for him but that he's not good enough so he does the fucking- mostly when he's drunk.
Is he prison gay or actually gay? We're both 19.
gay is a meme
>>29959473
This. Gay and straight is a social construct. All that matters is that dicks get hard and pussies get wet.
>Australia
>American flag in the background
tldr btw
