>tfw you realize literally everything said here is a meme
Who else here /late to the party/?
>>29958659
OP, language itself is a meme. No joke.
Richard Dawkins, yeah, Sr. Cuckloado su mismo, coined the term meme to speak of an idea or practice that spreads and mutates like a virus.
Language is an idea that spress as such. Language is a meme. You holy and scientific texts are all memes. You are a meme. The universe is all meme magic!
>>29958659
You're right.
You should go back to >>/r/eddit where everything is "real" to you.
>>29958728
why do people say meme magic? it was never funny
What would you be like if you didn't find out about 4chan?
>>29958627
probably not a racist and misogynistic shell of a man
>>29958627
Probably a reddit nu-male.
I started using 4chan my sophomore year of high school. Just a month later a friend of mine tried to get me to use reddit. Due to my time on 4chan I didn't bother.
I'm pretty sure I would have just started using reddit and become what I hate today if I didn't find 4chan.
The very thought makes me shudder. No thanks
I've done this a couple of times before, perhaps we can make a new one.
I've been getting paid to program for the past 7-8 years depending on how you want to count it. I've worked on a lot of interesting things: security, operating systems, networking amongst other things.
For interested robots and normies alike, go ahead and ask me anything... we can talk shop or even about other things
You're not special.
>>>/g/dpt/
>>29958599
Where do you see the field of programming headed in ten years? To me it seems like something people will be able to do on their own, kind of like how most people in first worlds are able to use a computer.
>>29958609
Sure, but dpt tends to be pretty boring, where programmers ask other programmers questions. I think that getting a bunch of software nerds together is a great way to stifle creativity and encourage that retarded culture of nerd one-upmanship. In comparison people who are just started out, or are interesting in creating something despite not having the skill tend to have way more interesting ideas. At least, this is my experience.
>tfw you break down in public
I'm sick of Hell mode I keep getting my ass kicked I want to play on Normal mode
>>29958587
>have to give speech in college class
>start shaking rapidly and stuttering the whole time
might have been the most autistic thing I've ever done, I definitely looked like I had a mental problem
who else /shit/ here
>No greentext story
Why? Why do people do this?
>Be going to very good highschool
>Freshman year I had a hard time and got Cs in every class, Bs through soph and junior, As in senior
>Get new principle senior year
>Rescales the grades. Cs became Ds, Bs to Cs, As to Bs.
>Some weird fucked up shit, get told by academic advisor I failed out of highschool and that Im a huge fuckup.
All my friends were straight A all through so they were fine. I had to retake...
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I just found out earlier this week that I'm moving away from my childhood home and have been constantly filled with existential dread
>Inb4 blog post
>>29958537
why are you afraid of change?, good things only happen when you leave your comfort zone.
No, you aint' getting a gf but still.
>>29958578
I'm not afraid of the change specifically it's just the uncertainty of it all
My parents don't really know where to move to right now since my mom's gone on a business trip for a month so I'm going to be staying at my grandparents house with my older sister
I'm also trying to prepare myself for college even though I have no idea what I want to do
>>29958640
just curious, what college will you be attending?
Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it thread. Include initials
>>29958517
Dear OP
You're a faggot and I saged your shit thread
Love, Anon
Bumping because these threads give me life.
Posted in here last night and people responded thinking it might be for them.
It was scary.
to the front page with you
post your favourite youtubers
>>29958509
is this the guy that /b/ doxxed with the police?
>>29958533
http://stallman.org/doxing.html
lrn2spell u retard
I just hope he can make more videos.
So, I've kind of made a friend at work. She's a self-proclaimed lesbian who dresses like a guy. AMA, I guess.
Not sure if I should view this as a positive achievement yet.
>>29958503
Do you remember how you felt during *chomp* ?
>>29958503
Can she drink?
I envy you man I don't know anybody and not having someone to play drinking jenga with causes me physical and spiritual pain.
>>29958534
I don't understand this question.
>>29958558
No, she can't. We are Americucks.
>Girl comes over to my apartment
>Sees my guitar
>"Oh you play guitar? Play me something OP!"
>"Umm, actually I just started playing a week ago and don't know any songs yet..."
>"Oh...."
>We watch a movie and cuddle while watching, but no closing the deal or making out
>I get a good night hug but not a good night kiss
Did...
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>>29958432
She was more embarrassed than you.
Also git gud faggot play dem metal riffs.
>HE
>IS
>THE
>PAINKILLER
>THIS
>IS
>THE
>PAINKILLER
>>29958432
yeah. if you kill yourself she might fuck your dad in honor of you. so in a sense, a spiritual sense you are getting laid
>>29958432
nah your on to something. Guitars seem to work. Sadly if you do manage to seal the deal, you have to leave this board forever.
How would you mutilate this Chad, r9k?
that ain't chad
dude is ugly as fuck
Bahahaha this board is pathetic. Man you must be ugly and have no self esteem if you think this guy is a Chad. I wouldn't even talk to him IRL. if you hate him so much it shows he is already better than you robot.
No because I'm not mean
I was unemployed for a year and I was hoping to find any kind of work all I did was drink, play vidya and watch cartoons and I was miserable but now that I have a job I'm miserable there too I just wanna stay in my room.. what's wrong with me? I might just show up late till they let me go maybe I'll go back to school
>>29958368
iktf
im trying to get laid off from my job right now senpai
can you post more of her
>>29958368
whatever happened to minxy and when will she do pron?
>>29958413
I don't have anything but her name is Hannah minx
You all realise virginity is just a spook, right?
Virginity really does sound like something a black woman would call their kid
>>29958336
I don't even know what spook means in this context.
It's spelled "realize" by the way.
>>29958372
Dumb yank.
>tfw an ugly guy told me once that if you go to parties, it's incredibly easy to get laid if you can talk without stuttering to the really dumb girls
>try that
>go to party
>get drunk
>try talking to a dumb average looking girl
>end up rambling about mongolian history
>she leaves me to ramble to myself
>pass out
Well,...
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>>29958330
This is what makes trying to explain why "just go talk to her" doesn't work so frustrating when people suggest it. There are still social cues you have to follow, specific topics that are acceptable, and so forth. And if you don't have a solid grasp of those, "just talking to her" is going to do jack fucking shit.
Talk about normal things like a normal person not mongolian history you fucking lemon
>>29958330
Make sure you only get buzzzed gives you enough confidence to talk and you still have control of your actions. Always make sure they are drunk or close enough to drunk
I'm getting to the point where I just have to accept that my only hope is tall girls.
Getting a tall girlfriend should be easy enough, since there is no normie man that would want a long term relationship with those behemoths. I guess I can look past the promiscuity and mental issues that come with the tall woman complex.
But at the same time, I still feel like I should hold out for a short gf
I see women around that are 5'3, 5'2, even sometimes 5'0. And I think about how good it would feel to be around them. Feeling so big and strong,...
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>>29958236
Oh, and I know that a lot of you will say "oh, well, at least you kids will be tall"
I'd like to believe that, but any person with a brain knows that height is mainly determined by nutrition and physical activity during early childhood
>>29958258
there's a heavy helping of genetics at play too. a malnourished Dane will still be taller than a well-fed gook. for reference, how tall are you? tall girls want tall guys too, and they put out to get them. what you'll likely end up with is some 6'2 bitch at the end of her rope who has seen more dick than an English nurse on penis inspection day. you'll be compared to those men for your entire relationship, so before you go in ask yourself: how do you measure up? you may find more fulfillment in a solitary life.
>>29958258
Thank god my dad forced me to drink milk.
>Be lazy, inattentive piece of shit with 2.8 GPA
>Research various nootropics/study aids
>Modafinil is supposed to be the closest thing to the real life limitless pill
>Order some online
>Take it regularly for a semester
>Holy shit I can study for 14 hours straight without getting tired or bored
>GPA skyrockets to 3.9
This shit is like Diet Adderall!...
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dont you need a prescription for that kinda stuff?
>>29958261
Yes. You do, technically.
>>29958186
But what are it's long term effects on the brain?