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Gay/bi thread because I didn't feel like doing it last night.
Ask a bisexual anything, ask anyone who wants to answer anything, talk about gay stuff and flip the bird to everyone who wants us to go to /lgbt/I'm not going to post any pics or exchange any information. If you want to let people drool over your penis then post away. Also let's keep the meetups and steam whoring to a minimum please.
>>29956952
>tfw want bf but the idea of doing anything sexual terrifies me
I feel like I would tense up and not be able to do anything right. Too many variables to think about. I would like to cuddle though.
Please go back to /lgbt/ and use this shamwow to patch the hole in your containment board
>>29957004
Sometimes you just need to go for it. If it's someone you care about then they'll probably understand and could even help you.
>>29957079
lol you sure told me
Why do women have such an inferiority complex over men?
>>29956939
Loaded question. Ask a woman, not a board full of male shut-ins.
A couple reasons.
One, women have been kicked around by men for a long time. To an extent their experience of victimization complex is legitimate.
Two, the jewluminati have been grooming them for generations to have an inferiority complex. Check out this guy. He's a propaganda agent from the 90's who was used to promote radical feminism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM
pic semi related
>>29956939
How could they? We're practically their slaves.
How the fuck do I get rid of a cat, by any means necessary that doesn't involve physical abuse.
>>29956919
Drop it off at the shelter, easy peasy.
>>29956941
It's my grandparents cat, so I can't. I need to get rid of but make it seem like I had nothing to do with it.
>>29956961
Move out to your own place.
>tfw no perfect looking gf
>>29956891
MEW is not perfect.
>>29956891
>perfect looking
>that ugly ass hair
pick one
>>29956906
>>29956945
post an example of a perfect looking girl then
I'm confused, and you guys seem to be pretty honest here so I'll post here instead of /adv/.
I won't bother to make this hypothetical. I'm almost the definition of a "plain jane" 5/10. I don't have any outstanding interests or talents, I'm passive and indecisive, and a pretty bad conversationalist.
I feel like I don't really have the tools to make a man happy, and that doesn't bother me in itself. I can accept life without romance. But men still keep approaching me for some reason, and I can't help but feel they're setting themselves up for disappointment.
What do men really want out of a relationship if they'll pursue girls like me or even uglier, crazier, or more annoying?
Is it just sex? Are you "incomplete" without a woman? When you look at Plain Jane or Fugly Franny, what motivates you to chase her?shitstorm in 3...2...
Depends on the person. I'm a plain guy, you're a plain girl, we don't have much going for each other, maybe it could work?
That's probably their train of thought. Some others may be interested in getting to know you and the majority just wanna bang you.
Plain girls are seen as easier and low maintenance compared to stacy, because of their plain looks they are also wrongly assumed to have taken less cock and no man wants a relationship with a whore
i've dated 3 girls that were gorgeous but they were very bland and boring. i ended all three relationships b/c i saw no future with any of them
>"anon play pokemon go you need to go outside, maybe you'll someone cute playing"
>whatever, seems like a neat concept
>download the game
>go to the park behind the house
>see a bunch of kids playing it
>occasionally couples walk by holding hands catching pokemon
>one of them kissed in front me
>i watched like a complete kek
>girls are always playing with other female friends which gives me anxiety
Don't fall for the memes robots. All this game did was remind me how lonely I am. It's literally Pokemon: Normie.
>>29956833
you're retarded for owning a smart phone and trying to be normie in the first place.
>>29956855
>not owning a smart phone
Who's the normie now? What are you, a wagecuck? Even niggers can afford smartphones lmao.
>>29956833
Pokemon is an overrated franchise desu. I like it, but I think it's no where near as good as people say.
>supposed to be quitting caffeine abuse
>broke down and bought a bunch of energy drinks
I feel pitiful and disgusting
>addicted to jew juice
get a real addiction
>>29956818
>jew juice
hahaha what the fuck is this
>>29956818
do cigarettes, painkillers and antidepressants count?
Do any other robots here drive a comfy as truck? I drive an F350 and I like how huge and elevated I am compared to the normie faggots in their toyotas, nissans and hondas. I love looking down at them.
Thinking about rolling some coal to piss off the libcucks too.
Robot truck owners report in. What do you drive?
>>29956744
>getting ready to run some normies over in his F350
You really just sound like an insufferable cunt more than anything. You're just an angry normie.
f150 owner reporting in
pry from truck from my cold dead hands faggots
Constantly immersing myself in anime is the only thing that makes me feel okay anymore.
>>29956733
I know that feel brother...
I can't deal with reality, because I feel that reality is a cold and dark place. But in anime, your dreams and fantasies come true. And even if just for a short while, you lose yourself in that world, giving you even just the slightest sense of peace. I know it all too well.
>>29956733
>>29956819
What're y'all watching these days?
>>29956733
you should feel grateful. only thing that does it for me is immersing in stories of mass murder.
>big fly buzzing around my room
>keeps landing on my screen
>"shoo shoo big fly"
>then
>all of a sudden
>it lands on this empty plastic coke bottle on my table
>right at the tip
>"come on you son of a bitch"
>then finally
>it goes fucking INSIDE THE BOTTLE
>I PICK UP THE BOTTLECAP
>I SCREW THAT MOTHERFUCKER BACK ON
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ENJOY DYING SLOWLY YOU FUCKING PEST
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH
IT'S PANICING AS I AM WRITING THIS
IT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO
IT'S PROBABLY RUNNING OUT OF OXYGEN
I DON'T CARE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29956717
Nice.
origionoli flies in my cokeioli
>>29956717
HAHAHA HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE TRAPPED FLY
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW YOUR END IS NEAR
>>29956717
gas him
wanting to get better sobi can join the army, i got to 43 and then watched videos and they only count pushups where your arms form an arrow bot a t
>been doing t shaped ones
>cant hardly do the arrow ones
>godammit
any advice
>>29956701
>where your arms form an arrow bot a t
nigga what
>>29956701
stop shilling and baiting for failed normies to join your degenerate war machine
>>29956701
Might get a better response from /fit/
>tfw no anime gfWhy even live robots?
>>29956695
>tfw you will never be anon's anime gf
Why can't anime be reaI
>what is a waifu
uhhhhhhhh
post epic green arrow stories so i can upload it to //r/4chan guys!!!
>>29956686
>being this much of a pathetic faggot
Sorry, anon. It's a slow day today. Tell your friends at Reddit to come back next time :p
>OP is a faggot
>OP sucked a horse cock for breakfast
>OP likes da peener
>have been browsing 4chan for years
>mostly boring shit
>repost after repost after repost
>find out about r/4chan
>nothing but gold
>many laughs are had
>stop browsing 4chan as much
soon i won't even come here at all you stupid losers.
>get banned on /pol/ when there is a big happening
fucking hell there goes my (You)'s
What did you say to anger the mods of /pol/?
How long is the ban?
Also what do?
>>29956907
>>29956940
I was shitposting the other day as one does on /pol/
Is it worth it to try out LSD? I promised myself not to take any drugs until I was 21 (except for alcohol) to make sure I grew properly, but now I'm 23 and I feel like I'm missing out. Primarily I want to try acid and listen to some cool psychedelic music to it, but I don't want to if it does permanent damage to your brain or shit like that. Idk about weed either I might try that too since it's pretty much harmless. But I really want to know if LSD would be too harmful for me.
>I want to try acid and listen to some cool psychedelic music
Expected that, left with secrets of the universe and left with a whole perspective on life instead.
It's pretty cool so I'd say go for it. Just make sure you aren't currently depressed/disappointed with your life because most people report it exacerbating those feelings.
>>29956602
less harmful than alcohol m8..
psychedelics have alot of scaremongering around them... DMT is less harmful to the body than caffeine...
do some research, and confirm what im telling you, just a simple google away
