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someone drop some science about escorts (i.e. how to not get vanned for it in the US, general practices, etc)
i have some disposable income and fuck being a virgin any longer
/r/hookers read the wiki
Not original
>>29960363
thanks m8
feel free to turn this into a general escort experience thread or let it die or whatever
Go to a strip club and make it rain on a hoe you like
Post 'em if you got 'em.
>tfw ashamed for fapping to lewd pron
>best of Chopin
>facefucking
>>29960290
that chopin album better be rubinstein
>>29960388
Nigger, can you not read you dumb faggot?
It says best of. Go kill yourself.
Anyone here hate blackbots?they are such buzz kills. Any thread they come in complaining about being black and how no one wants them because they're black. They're the worst group of people on this site. They're the most negative and violent demographic on 4chan.
>>29960269
this thread is raycisssssss
you havent provided any valid criticisms
>>29960269
do we really need another subtle bbc thread? just fucking post blacked if you're going to do it.
does he have a gf or is it too late to have hopes and dreams
>>29960205
It's too late, fampai...
No hope, only death.
he seems asexual to me
not that there's anything wrong with that
he's gay. so, it is what it is
Do you miss the early 2000s, robots?
nope, not not even once
No, they were as shit as any other time. What I do miss, is being young and naive to the suffering involved in life.
>>29960256
This is the truth but cartoons were honestly better.
in my senior year of HS i was on the path of becoming very introverted. i used to make a fool of myself trying to be the class clown, and i grew to hate myself for it. a month or so before i graduated, i gave a cheesy pickup line to a girl i didn't know who had been sitting near me like i used to do and always be rejected but play it off like a joke while secretly dying inside (i asked her would you mind holding something for me? then i held out my hand). she never talked much but she held my hand and we grew very close like magnets the rest of the year. i was her first kiss but we never went farther than that.
i found out later, by text after she's already married now, that she was in my biology class the year before. she fell in love with the class clown, stupid, goofy me. but i'm not that person anymore because i changed myself because i hated him so much. i dont hit on girls, i dont talk to people, and i definitely dont try to be funny. if i went back in time, she wouldn't fall in love with me because i'm so closed now. but i can't just go back.
i needed to share but have no friends, so thats why i posted this here
My senior year I was rejected by every woman I met. In other words, it was no different than any other year.
You sound like a worthwhile person anon. I'm okay with sharing this planet with you buddy
>>29960099
Thanks for writing this.
It illuminated some stuff about my own self that I never thought about/had forgotten.
>tfw all the retard low IQ dropkicks from your school are more successful than you because they simply participate in life
How do you know you're not among the " retard low IQ dropkicks from your school"?
>>29960134
oh mama mia
>>29960134
I have an iq of 130. I'm just mentally ill
hi robots
> less than 20 dollars left in food budget for the rest of the month
> diet consists of whatever is in the fridge: soylent, lentils, pb&j, bad coffee
> havent left the house or spoken to anyone in three days
> too unfocused to work
> just lay around all day at my apartment dozing in and out of consciousness
> shitpost and refresh threads all day
> read fragments of threads in subjects i have no interest in
> scroll mindlessly
> refresh mindlessly
> mind in a thick haze
> numb
going to work out tomorrow
as usual will probably spend all the time in between sets refreshing threads waiting for nothing/something/anything
when does it end
what are some lifehacks to break out of this utter degeneracy
>>29960052
holy heavens bump please aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Step 1) Clean up everything. Leaving your room dirty has a negative effect on your emotional health.
Step 2) Take a walk outside during the daytime. Play some Pokemon Go if you don't have the motivation.
Step 3) Get a shitload of rice, noodles, and frozen veggies to tide you over for the time being.
Step 4) pixelthoughts.io for quick meditation.
Step 5) Do busywork, but give your eyes a rest if you're reading or on the computer for too long.
Step 6) I'd tell you to get a better diet, but you're honestly gonna have to live with rice/noodles/ramen/lentil soup for the time being.
>>29961178
good adv anon
thanks
>wake up
>remember i'm 5'7
complaining about it won't do anything, the only way to stop the pain is to actually end it, not meme about it.
>>29960041
>tfw no joost gf
notoriginalkekek
>>29960289
is that an original real image of her?
>on subway the other day
>rush hour
>qt girl near me farts as I'm getting off
>first thing that pops in my head is the "BLLLRRRRRTTTT, hehe, did you like mommy's fart honey?" threads that get spammed here
>realize that nigger seared this shit in my brain
>not even a fart fetishist
Fuck you, Anon who spams fart threads.
>implying that qt wasn't the thread spammer who is stalking you and molding you into her fart porn play thing
>>29959984
If you stay here your life will get worse. It rubs off on you. Try a more alpha board like /pol/ and get your shit together,
>tfw think in r9k memes
I understand all too well op, anyone else get this?
Tfw in thin (5'11 155lbs) but I can't stop fucking eating. I feel like I'm addicted. I even sleep walk in the middle of the night and binge. I wake up with wrappers on my bed and that's scary as fuck. What should I do?
>>29959951
Can't help you with the sleep walking shit but maybe you can always try avoid leaving anything that is easy to eat out of the fridge and cupboards?
I try to balance it out by excersizing a lot, but that's not treat the root of the problem.
>>29960005
That's hard to do when you love with people who love to buy all that shit.
At what age did you begin to hate women?
I recognized them as the inferior sex in middle school, but didn't hate them until I was about 19-20.
13, when I first came to /r9k/. I'm 19 now. It has nothing to do with considering them "inferior" or not having a girlfriend. Women are just, by and large, terrible people.
>>29959949
>middle school
So, right about when they started ignoring you or rejecting you?
How could I hate something so beautiful and adorable?
How do you feel about Chris Hansen and the show To Catch a Predator?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZK7Zx7s0Vg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO88HKHVjGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvOk7dxvOHQ
>>29959923
>same guy gets caught twice
>within 24 hrs
is this dude actually retarded
>>29959981
Does this look like the face of a smart man?
Disgusting statism and secularism.
What's the point of Montana? It is relevant in absolutely zero ways. At least Wyoming has Yellowstone but Montana doesn't have anything.
what's the point of you?
>>29959919
Montana is probably the only state I've been too where the majority of women are repulsed by black men. It's a pretty good place tbqh, plus it has Glacier national park
Ben " the Montana Merchant Mangler" Garrison tbqhf
>one shot at life
>wasn't born a qt grill
Fuck. Anyone else have this feel?
almost everyone on this board shares this feel
Yep. Sucks doesn't it? >tfw never get slapped around by Chad
>>29960072
>Chad will never impregnate you
