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>tfw just shitposted all day
>>29958174
>tfw just shitposted all year
>>29958223
how do i stay committed to such a putrid goal?
>>29958243
you make sure that all your posts are shitposts, maybe you've been doing that and actually shitposting for a week straight and don't even realise it
>qt girl at job
>she and I don't get along at all
>she was single when she started working
>all the other guys hit on her
>she has her choice out of them
>starts dating the biggest asshole of the group
I thought girls liking jerks was a meme. It's not like he's the best looking out of all the guys or more confident. Why would she pick a huge asshole? Next to no one likes him.
She's hitting him with a harassment suit
she knows he does drugs
>>29958532
I know you do too ;)
Am I going to regret sucking my first cock?
What was your experience like?
(No homo)
Probably but there's only one way to find out!
>>29958115
Fuck. I'm not even gay , but I would suck the hell out of that cock. That thing is perfect!!!
it was like a warm bumpy hotdog
Why do white people look down on slavs?
>>29958114
We have the most ugly white males. That's why
>implying we're even white kek
Legacy of Hitler. He firmly established that Slavs were culturally and intellectually inferior to true whites. He was right at least to a degree. Half slav mongrel here.
Pros:
>Skin-wise whiter
>Physically stronger than non-slavs
>Can outdrink any non-slav
Cons:
>On average, less intelligent
>Shit-tier culture
Make your choice, anon
>tfw can't any girl that shares my interest in math and science
Why live
interest in math and science huh
prove it, you lol so nerdyyy guy
prove that every even integer greater than 2 can be expressed as the sum of two primes
>>29958112
99% of girls are too stupid for that anon, there's no point in trying when the only ones who are interested in it look like they headbutted a belt sander
>>29958144
Hey, I have my own calculus and physics textbook, I'm not some pop-sci normie.
Freaks and disabled of R9K
I summon you.
>>29958103
what the fuck is wrong with those hands/feet. demon?
>>29958126
Its evolution.
I have obtained highest form.
last bumperino
Why don't you hate your mother more robots?
Think about it. Every single man in your bloodline shared your genetics, but you're the only one who couldn't get laid.
You either
1) Inherited shitty genetics from your mom making you unattractive or beta or...
2) were spoiled/abused by your mom making your personality unpalatable to women and most likely men
Seriously guys. How does it feel knowing you'll be the last in a line of males dating all the way back to the very first who will never feel the pleasure of ejaculation into a female pussy and the satisfaction of seeing your germ line propagated?
My mom went through a period in my teens where she was drinking really heavily, after she and my dad got divorced. We fought alot, too, but that was also partially my fault.
And aside from that, she's really been pretty good to me. Enables my NEETdom, hounds me to go to school and kicks my ass for not trying. I can't hate her.
>>29958157
>enables my NEETdom
see? And she couldn't keep your dad around, so you were raised by a single mom.
It's a crying shame.
>>29958064
My mother is an angel.
why are guys so easy?
Because nicko is a pathetic orbiter.
>>29958061
Hmm, exploiting the less fortunate and uninformed. Just because you can... doesn't mean you should. For shame!
>tfw the girl you loved fucked you over and made you so jaded you'll never fall for that shit again
Feels good.
I'm so afraid of rejection or hostility that I isolate myself to an autistic degree even when I'm around other people, where I avoid them when I can and kill any attempts at conversation due to fear of sharing any of my personal experiences , beliefs or interests and being attacked for them.
People view me as shifty / up to no good so they project all kinds of things onto me. If I mess up or forget something at work it's viewed as intentionally cheating the workplace.
One of the worst enemployees who later got fired for poor performance had a mini crusade were he went over my work to keep me accountable, and reported me incessantly.
I've been openly bullied/ heckled by a number of people at work because they don't like me and know I'm afraid of confrontation.
One person messed with my pay cheques and basically defrauded me for months because they knew that even though I knew I would just accept it.
By trying to avoid hostility and bullying and being viewed as weird I've become a singular object of hatred for people in my work and personal life. In high school people bullied me when I talked or contributed and I'm trying to avoid that same thing but they're attacking me for it.
When I try to be normal and do the usual things in a formulaic canned way people react with hostility anyway.
I have rasputin eyes and my default expression is to look disgusted, plus my ugly so people are repulsed by me right away.
Damned if I do, Damned if I don't. I don't know what's left for me at this point.
Whenever I'm afraid of something my attempts to avoid that something make it happen. I'm fucking confused.
I haven't left the house in a couple weeks and I'm terrified of doing so. I can feel people staring at me . When I went to the gym I saw a couple people give me those stares reserved for the bizarre , for the retards , the schizphrenics, the babbling homeless.
Everywhere I go people stare. Every one I know for any period of time hates me and I never say or do anything. I just keep to myself and immediately go somewhere to be alone at the first opportunity so they won't abuse me, but they all turn nasty after awhile. They all become openly hostile.
As a teebager I stayed with a relative I had never met with one of my parents and within the first week she flipped out at me and started yelling at me when I pulled some of my dried clothes from the dryer before they were folded. It was clear that was just the catalyst , an excuse to vent her obvious dislike for me.
She later said "He's not normal."
How can I exist in society like this? Its only going to get worse.
When I went on a plane at 16 two guys turned around in their seats and took turns spitting at me in the face. My father was just a couple seats away. For the longest time I pretended it was a dream, I imagined it but that was just a defense mechanism.
I'll be hunted and abused for the rest of my life and people will think I deserve it because I'm a freak or they view me as the monster undeserving of basic human respect.
What the the fuck do I do? Anyone?
>>29957977
If I were you I'd think about joining a commune, some place with its own social norms that include acceptance and a focus on community. You're stuck in a downward spiral of low self-esteem and disengagement. If you somehow magically had a healthy sense of self-esteem you could probably present yourself well enough to get by even if you're ugly, but it's a catch-22 because you come off so badly that people seem to hate you and you never develop that self-esteem in the first place. There's got to be some place on this earth that you can find people who will accept you, though, the trick is just to find out where and hope you have enough resources to get you there.
just cleaned my room thoroughly for the first time in what seems like years.
t. 24-year-old manchild
Good job Anon, take it one step at a time. Doesn't matter how old you are, theres always time to become a better person
>>29957990
This. Any progress is good progress! Keep going OP!!
>>29957990
thanks for the encouraging words, kind anon.
Holy fuck!!! guys I pulled this out of my folder earlier! It just showed up!!! I think I was mean to share this with you. I'm literally shaking right now.!
>>29957920
that looks more like malachite than tritium
>>29957920
don't downloaded it has a embedded CP
>FBI is watching
>!
>facebook tier rare pepe
get out normie
What are some good pieces of media that deal with being a robot. (I.E. social isolation, depression, loneliness, etc) I'm kinda looking for podcasts atm but I'm open to anything really. (movies, books, tv shows, anime, whatever)
I've only been able to find a few things that deal with it like Welcome to the N.H.K. or Watamote. Also a couple Scorsese movies like the king of comedy and taxi driver kind of deal with social isolation. Is there a reason more stuff like this isn't made?
Anyways please help a robot out and recommend some good shit pls.
>>29957887
There are a couple of decent manga with robot characters.
Don't let the premise of this one throw you off its really good.
http://myanimelist.net/manga/8967/Onanie_Master_Kurosawa
Ending to this one isn't the best but still worth the read. Mc is in his 30s and udly as shit and has only had sex through prostitutes so i'd say hes pretty robot.
http://myanimelist.net/manga/1238/Ressentiment
From the same author as NHK, its a short but decent read. Its not as robot as NHK but if you liked NHK I'd recommend it.
http://myanimelist.net/manga/5674/Negative_Happy_Chainsaw_Edge
More of a happy manga but the mc is pretty robot, a virgin in his 20s no friends and spends all his time on the internet. I find this one pretty heartwarming though so I don't know if its what you're looking for.
http://myanimelist.net/manga/46282/Chikan_Otoko
Also while you're at it you might want to check out the novel for NHK its short but damn good. As much as I love the anime the book was a lot darker and more depressing in my opinion.
>>29957887
mr robot, the big bang theory, and star wars to name a few
Oh, so most aptly named
>Mr. Robot
>born too late to die storming normandy
>born too late to die with the bros in vietnam
>born too late to get blown up in iraq
FUCKING COME ON
I HATE PEACETIME
>>29957884
Considering the situation with islam right now you might get a chance
>implying peacetime is a long lasting phenomena
>>29957884
also, you missed a war
Is there anything worse than having a coworker who is a Chad and has the same name as you?
Yes, I can think of many things that would be worse than this.
>>29957879
Having a Chad younger brother who's jacked and fucking girls with his frat bros in college while you live at home wagecucking.
>>29957879
Yes being a robot named Chad
I want to ask you guys a genuine question.
Why do people, my American countrymen in particular, love Mexican food so much?
It's basically just a haphazard slather of meat and select vegetables. It's sloppy in presentation, and doesnt particularly taste amazing. Tons of retards claim to have "better" mexican food than others, but it's so simplified you can't really claim that. It's hard to fuck up ground beef or a fajita because all you're doing is rolling it around in a pan.
For instance, a friend and I both ate at a few family Mexican restaurants and then we compared it to chipotle. There was practically no improvement between any of them. Here's one of them that we visited:
http://casagaminoinglewood.com/menu.html
I mean don't get me wrong. It's edible, but i would never go out of my way for it. The selection for mexican food is very limited as well. You have tacos, quesadillas, burritos, tamales, fajitas...and that's more or less it, and most of those choices are very close derivatives.
If you take Mediterranean, Jap, American, or Polish foods for instance you're looking at a wide variety of flavors, combinations and implementations, and even methods of ingestion within each.
tl;dr - Mexican food is boring as heck, why do people like it?
Mexican food in the US is shit and its not very Mexican. Im a Mexican btw :^)
>>29957877
>doesn't particularly taste amazing
That's where you're wrong. Tastes really good.
You linked a terrible menu.
But swarth, jap, murrkan, and pole foods are also super good. You're too picky of an eater, sign of a privileged and soft little boy. I bet your father is so disappointed
>>29957910
I live in a place with a lot of recent immigrants and the food is very authentic with the added benefit of not having to be in mexico to eat it.
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