>fall for the lifting meme
>legs so sore I can barely walk
It's only been a day and it's already hell
>>29955215
>he fell for the iron jew!
Dude, seriously, just go easier...
>>29955215
>Not falling for the lifting meme.
It's almost like you don't want to become the next Zyzz. This is what training six days a week for two years gets you.
COME ON, OP!
>>29955215
I lifted for a semester in high school, joined a class for it, and that was the best shape I've ever been in.
I probably should start doing it again.
To all the NEETs on /r9k/, tell me about the time you decided to say "fuck it" and become a NEET. How did your family react? What made you decide to quit your job or drop out and do you regret it?
I think I'm reaching my tipping point,
I fucked up too bad at my community college. I'm such a lazy PoS I failed an important class too many times to retake.
I think I should just drop out
My story goes like this
>no ambition or goals but go to uni to appease parents
>graduate uni and start job search but unable to find anything
>have to move back in with parents and gap in resume only gets bigger and bigger with no chance of getting a job
And now I'm too far gone and my life is fucked.
I became one because my 16 year old self thought sitting on the computer all day was a great idea. Looking back I'd say it wasn't. My mom is strangely ok with it.
>>29955208
I was neet for 2 years, it' pretty shitty, enough, I'm going to work
>tfw no monster cocked gf
Why even live, my buds?
Thanks for making me realize I know Bailey Jay's dick well enough to know that's a shop.
Now this fap is shame-flavored...
I wish (s)he really had tits that big
Hey OP would you be willing to shop a picture or have one shopped for me? I need a place to get good futa shops. Please respond.
Why guys are so desperate? I'm 30 y/o woman from a 3rd world country, I have neither a job nor education, I live with my mum. I just posted my pics on the dating site and got lots of messages from the guys all around the world which wanted to get married or hook up and ready to buy me tickets and finacially support me.
So why are you so desperate?
Guys are willing to pay for you because
1. Boobs
2. Vagina
because we're chemically designed to seek out the opposite sex in an attempt to pass on our genes
this is manifested in the desire to be "loved" and love another in addition to the physical attraction one feels from seeing a passible to attractive member of the opposite sex
Because vagina is the only thing that means anything
>go to the local 7/11
>get some snacks and soda
>walk up to the clerk
>"back again man? you buy the same stuff all the time haha!"
I hate when they notice how sad I am, I have already ditched 2 other stores in my area because they started to recognize I come in at the same time (3-4pm when I wake up) every single day.
It's the only time I really get out of the house to clear my mind... I have gained 90lbs over the last...
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Go to the park and stop eating literal cancer you disgusting fatfag.
I don't get how people gain weight unless they have literally 0 self control like an animal.
I go to the same gas station the same day of the week at the same time to get the same single item from the same cashier. She is an ugly little girl but she seems sweet.
>>29955156
You you could like, make friends with the cashier?
Then you wouldn't have to make threads about how you're alone and shit.
>Been off antidepressants for 6 days now
>slowly got off, did exactly what normie mcdoctor said to get off safely with out withdrawals
>still feel funny, kinda lightheaded from time to time
i wish i never fucking took them, i didnt even feel better when i was on them.
whats everyone's experience with antidepressants?
>>29955145
> Take ssri for 2 years high dosage
> dont feel any different at all
> just stop takig them at once
> 0 withdrawal syndroms
It went okay i guess
>>29955145
have you watched unedited footage of a bear?
go watchitreally makes you think
>>29955145
For the short while that I was on anti depressants I actually grew to once again love things that I had hated for such a long time. Played the game Risen 3 while on em and I think back now to that experience as one of the greatest gaming experiences of my life. Been off them for a while now and I literally can't enjoy anything anymore. Antidepressants made me enjoy life again, but something in my mind kept nagging at me telling me it's not me... So I quit them. I regret it... I mean I was still neet...
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Can Chicken Little be beaten? Will his reign ever end?
people don't see a great forced meme when it's right in front of them
>>29955128
Freesh lil chicke
Orgymal meme only posted once before
>>29955128
This movie sucked. Why are you trying to force him as a meme?
>Get the type of stomach ache that feels like I have to take a shit
>Bowels will not empty
>In a lot of pain
>As time passes, the pain keeps getting worse and worse.
>Now i feel like i should pic related
Anyone else know this feel?
This might honestly be the most physically painful moment in my life so far.
>>29955112
Go to hospital, could be appendicitis
>>29955132
I have no available car
>>29955261
Call and ambulance then
Hmm, really makes you think
WTF I hate anime now
I think its cute and I like it
I would now like the source of this image please
>>29955718
Boku no piko season 1 episode 3
https://youtu.be/Ws4908LsEAo
All I see is white and red,
That fades to pink and turns to blue,
I think that it's what you want to do,
Hey good looking,
I'm starting to move on,
Hey good looking,
Maybe that's where you belong,
I'm looking forward to another bomb,
Something to run from,
To keep my early mornings cold,
Keep me from getting old,
Hey good looking,
Everything I need is right in front of me,
Hey good looking,
You were nowhere to be seen,
If I was perfect I'd change the world,
And make it fit...
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https://youtu.be/sBpXWdxo3Xkuntil I die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23JnAQzn3Vg
really fucks me up
>>29955082
thanks Anon
This one reminds of the days I spent imagining castles and dreams and beaches and friends as a child
https://youtu.be/BcTIz99d3VI
One man took 70+ normie lives in a matter of minutes.
REALLY makes you think.
>eurocucks will say there's no refugee or muslim problem
>>29955010
surprised more people haven't rented a uhaul or an 18 wheeler, loaded it up with bricks, and then ran a shit ton of people over on some main street of a major city.
It seems to be mega effective. Maybe we'll see copycats in the future.
>>29955500
am I the only one who has had to jump out of the way of speeding cars? I live in a city with a lot of speeding niggers. people run from cars
Who here Fordyce Spots on penis?
Didn't know what they were called until now, but yeah I have them.
>>29955007
Looks like genital warts m8. You should get that checked by a doctor.
>>29955007
Yo.
Whachu need.
Hey losers, Chad here, tell me about your pathetic lives and maybe I'll give you some advice on how to get some serious poon that's from an actual human being.
I know brah, these cybots or whatever they call themselves have no class dude , fuck , I need a coors now.
How do I bang tinder bitches?
I get a shitload of matches but my text game is balls.
>>29955006
this picture looks like it was taken in 1996
>Normies can't control themselves after a month without sex
What would they do if they had to go years and decades without sex, like us?
go out and find ways to get laid instead of posting hypotheticals on the internet for other losers to read
>>29954994
>go years and decades without sex
I think you meant
>their entire life
>>29955025
What a pathetic life that must be
Damn it feels good to be a drug addicted neet gangster. Were crashing this plane.... With no survivors!
Will meth make me into a skinny slut? I want to have lots of gay sex.
>>29954943
Is that Meth? Crack? What does it feel like?
>>29955661
thats Meth and its feels amazing