>Be me
>Walking along the street with my best friend, and stacy who just happened to be walking in the same direction
>I manage to actually get a convo going between me and stacy
>Telling a funny story, all is well
>Stacy interupts
>"Haha, Anon you do realise everyone in class laughs at what you say because you have a funny accent, not because its actually funny right"?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
why do you have a funny accent lad
>>29954566
Im dutch mang, moved to sweden when i was 8. My R's sound a lot like G's appearently
>>29954546
why do you consider this bad? They were not laughing at you. They were laughing at your accent. Have you ever heard a accent that has made you laugh? Do you ever think less of that person because of it?
>Halal did it again
73 deads confirmed, going up.
How's it going, frogs?
Feels good man so comfy.
Fuck normalfags
Is this the first Pokemon Go related death?
>everyone in burgerland ranting on how we need gun laws because of Orlando
>shooting massacre happens in yuroland of strict gun control
feels fucking wonderful
>want to go outside and play Pokemon GO
>remember how ugly I am
JUST my shit up, pham.
im ugly af and went out to play pokemon today and nobody cared, have your fun anon its pretty good and got me out
>>29954531
you can't be that ugly anon
I thought it was (KHV) but someone I met the other day told me I'm not
As for Pokemon Go, it's fun at first but gets a bit old fast.
I am pretty ugly, also weird. I consider myself unfit to exist in society.
These observations have led to the conclusion that infidelity is a natural occurrence in females, and evolutionarily advantageous, on the grounds that it will enable them to secure both the best genes and the best caregiver for their offspring.
WOMEN ARE LITERALLY BORN WHORES
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexy_son_hypothesis
WOMEN HATE THREAD
OREGINO
>women literally evolved to cuck men
You can't make this shit up.
I wonder if nobody is replying because they're busy reading the link or everyone on r9k is ok with this.
DOWN WITH THE 'TISM
I WAS BORN AN AUTIST
CUT MY LIFE TO PIECES
MEMES ARE MY REDEMPTION
PRAISE KEK
>>29954484
>TISM
Is TISM the ultimate Robot band?
https://youtu.be/JwI2NrVYqIE
>>29954484
>TISM
>SATURDAY NIGHT PALSY
https://youtu.be/hG4janHITY8
>>29954484
>TISM
40 YEARS OF LIVING, THEN DEATH
https://youtu.be/oGxDVXGRQpY
>normies had to make laws stopping men from fucking young girls
>literally nobody wants to fuck old and busted roasties
How does this make you feel, roasties?
>ywn be a 2D character who gets to fuck slutty lolis that never age
>implying you wouldnt eat dogshit just to kiss my knee
>nearing mid 20s
>outie labia since childhood
>still get tons of orbiters guys flirting constantly, have my pick of guys to have sex with
It doesnt work that way outside of the internet
>tfw no sad robots on the /r9k/ omegle tag
And when they are theyre jerks
>>29954347
i'm just too scared.
>>29954347
why not use the sadr9k tag?
>tfw boss gives you a raise
>tfw read books and write code everyday
>tfw going to the gym everyday>tfw still hate living
it doesnt really get better does it lads? on paper i have the full package, but im still not happy with anything
>>29954335
Do you really want to get things better?
Things are so good, when they are bad.
>>29954335
>going to the gym every day
What are you, a cardio bunny? Because if not, you're looking at a CNS burnout in the near future.
>>29954413
im fat so i do cardio everyday yea
Things that pissed you off in middle school/ high school and still pisses you off.
>some girl said that i was "pretty" but i needed makeup
>teachers that loves chad's and stacy's
>finally does a sport and the coach hates you
>always get called that "weird quiet girl" and needed to talk more
>>29954320
>Nigger classmates wouldn't shut the fuck up during Maths classes.
Fuck you, niggers! I needed the help with Maths and ye lads would ruin it.
>>29954320
will you please be my gf
original
>accidentally brush against a girl in a crowded hallway
>she screams at the top of her lungs OH MY GOD YOU JUST GRABBED MY BREAST YOU FREAK!!! HE JUST GROPED ME!!!
>nearby teacher screams in my face "if you EVER do ANYTHING like that EVER again..."
>shes too angry to even finish her sentence and just glares at me with utter unadulterated disgust
>I keep whimpering I'm sorry over and over again trying not to...
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I counted my change and I have $25.24
What do I spend it on /r9k/?
>>29954305
hard liquor and drugs
Dank or acid
A rope, then end your life
What are your family situations at home like?
>tfw dad got my college classmate pregnant
>she moved in with me and my dad
>>29954278
greentext it or go home
>>29954278
Tell us the fucking story you prick
How did your dad even fuck her why was he at your college
>>29954319
>>29954334
>dad is divorced
>classmate works at the same place as him
>dad is chad, fucks her
>dad and classmate start a relationship
>she moves in with us
>gets pregnant
Even worse is I know they're gonna shove this bastard on me because I don't have anything...
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>You aren't your best friend's "best friend"
Even friendship hurts, robots.
Yes very much so. Everyone is so busy to reciprocate in others.
Its horrible to be sup par in humanity but, we are and this is all we have.
>>29954274
This is wuy I never callanyone my "best friend". I'm afraid I'll say it, and they'll be like "what?" and make a big scene.
Then he isn't your best friend
obviously
>about to fall from ironic detachment into actual misery
be my bf
no darkies, euro or ausfags
>implying you're even female
>implying that if you were female you'd really want a robot bf
Do you have a dick?
It is needed information to know.
Oh and this comment was not original.
>>29954169
I'm european but I fucking hate europe. Do I qualify?
this is the kind of shit I have to deal with
>>29954120
>join a support group for people who take Dexedrine and have Sudden death
Marvelous, OP. Thanks for sharing this sparkling reminder of the stupidity of the human race.
>>29954290
lolz, algorithms and website design performs its job....... fucking sutpid humans. Faith in humanity lost!! -___-
>>29954358
>lolz
>-___-
Christ, just leave.
Give me your cutest gifs/pics :)
orginallo origanello origami
also will be grateful if someone translates
>>29954116
not enough content lol
>>29954116
original oniichan commentu desu