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white men dont date anyone?
Jeez the race shills are hitting the board hard this afternoon
>>29953630
spot the butthurt white girl, ladies and gentz
>Anon, I wheelie enjoyed our date tonight, would you like to come upramp to my place, for coffee?
>>29953570
I'm a normalfag, had sex less than 12 hours ago and I would still go to town on this girl.
>>29953582
cool
[spoler]original comment[end spoiler]
>>29953570
I cringed at your attempt at humour.
>can talk to someone you just met just fine for like 10 minutes max
>After that 10 mins you've completely run out of things to talk about
>mind goes completely blank from there on out
I'm worried that even if i did start dating for the first time the same thing will happen.
I run out of things fairly quickly, but to be fair, no-one even tries to keep up the conversation. Why should I be the only one trying?
>>29953610
Why are you talking to the people that you are?
What is it that you are talking to them about?
Who are these people to you? Colleagues, associates, friends, strangers, 'cellmates'?
When I talk to someone new, there is usually a reason, mainly to conduct business with or to make a social arrangement with. It has taken a long time to build relationships with the people whom I get along with, a very long time, and there are still occasionally silences. However, over the months and years I've known my acquaintances, we've gradually relaxed, we tell jokes, discuss nonesense, have (soft) drinks over a meal on occasion.
There is a saying. "You are only as bored, as you are boring."
I shit I cant even talk to someone more than 2 minutes without making it awkward. I blame it on having no friends and constant bullying throughout my school years?
>You have to love yourself before you can expect anyone to love you
>And what if I don't love myself?
>Then work at making yourself someone you can love
JUST MAKE YOURSELF A BETTER HUMAN BEING
JUST DO IT, YEAH?
IT'S THAT EASY, RIGHT?
>>29953530
>Implying you can't work on skills
>Implying you can't refine your charisma
>implying you can't lift and become more physically fit
nope, better just bitch on /r9k/ amirite
>>29953530
It's true. You have to be healthy for a healthy relationship. You can't just skip steps because you're lazy.
Plus, how could you love someone if you're making them be with your depressed ass? That's a drag and selfish
dare I ask what loving yourself means?
do people actually love themselves like they love their gf/bf?
Dani Mathers, former playmate, is the scum of the earth.
>Former Playmate of the Year Dani Mathers did a despicable thing -- posting a pic of a naked woman in the gym shower without her permission, and then got shamed herself ... into making a totally empty apology.
>Mathers thought it'd be funny to mock the unwitting woman's body -- she captioned the pic, "If I can't unsee this then you can't either."
>She got the appropriate backlash as the Internet immediately ripped the 33-23-31 sized model for ... 1. exposing the woman's privacy -- and 2. having the balls to criticize the woman's body.
>Playboy's 2015 PMOY then made a video mea culpa, claiming it was an "accident" -- which makes next to no sense.
http://www.tmz.com/2016/07/14/dani-mathers-playboy-fat-shaming-gym/
Robots, imagine if this was your mother. sister. grandmother... or simply yourself.
Join me in swift, just extermination.
>>29953509
body shaming isn't wrong
taking photos of someone in the locker room is.
but fat people need to be shamed for their own health
>>29953509
well...to be fair, fat people are an abomination and no one should have to see them naked anywhere. this saggy old bitch should have waited till she got home to shower instead of traumatizing ppl with her wrinkly flappy pussy. im with dani on this one.
>you will never have a qt nazi gf
why even live
my gf literally rolls down the window and shouts NIGGER at middle class black boys, its going to get us murdered eventually
>>29953567
Frankly that's just degenerate. That's not what white nationalism should be about. The jews are winning
>>29953585
We're gonna take care of them afterwards
First we create a based generation of nazi children
>doing the cha cha slide
>"charlie brown!"
>mfw
>>29953502
>someone asks what you do on the computer
does anyone here play second life
>>29953502
>at a dance
>just do the macarena
Why do Black People make better music than any other race?
Struggle.
The more shit you go through, the more passion you have when doing or expressing something. It's the same reason why you have so many comedians: You have to go through turmoil to truly be funny. Pryor, Murphy, all the good black comedians went through hard times or aren't exactly the happiest.
Nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRSijEW_cDM
Why do the shills want us to hate blacks so much?
>free house for the night
>take the oppurtunity to get fucked upby myself
>bottle of vodka
>buble bath with loud music
I only started enjoying getting drunk by myself in the past few months. Am I starting the path to alcoholism?
>>29953475
drinking will make you retarded. my honest opinion is that opiates are better
>>29953514
I only enjoy taking ecstasy and acid etc. with people I trust and like.
Safe to say that isn't a whole lot of people
>>29953475
>Am I starting the path to alcoholism?
Yep. glhf
Time for the daily comfy, desu.
Some more nice snow.
Snoriginal post.
comfy threads are the best let us keep this one going
>Be black.
>Post face in rate thread.
>Get called a nigger.
>be a nigger
>get called a nigger
hmm really makes you think
*monkey sounds in distance*
stick to dick rate threads
R9K CRAFT:
A new Minecraft server for robots to play on.
IP: r9kcraft.ddns.net:25565
Version: 1.8
World size: 1024x2048 (custom world)
I don't use version 1.9 or 1.10 because those versions literally ruined the game, and 1.8's server software is more easier to install. If you want to learn how to use earlier versions, watch this tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-36QBNWdaKo
If you don't like autistic 12 year olds showing you how to do it, find another tutorial :'(
Cracked players, meaning people who didn't pay for the game, can play on this server.
You already made a fucking thread today
I've been looking for a new robo-server, I'll be on in a minute.
>>29953404
REEEEEcraft is better name desu
So im thinking about starting a fitness channel on youtube called "NEET Gains"
Will be showing all non NEETs that it is possible to get swole as a NEET.
Thoughts?
>>29953346
this is my fetish
originalis commentus alakazam
Go for it m8
That would be great. I don't know how to bulk up and get big with no money for food, I don't want to gobble up all of mommy's grocieries.
>Your daughter had a bad dream in the middle of the night
>She creeps into your room, teary-eyed, doing her best not to cry and act like a big girl, but when you offer to let her sleep with you and her mother, she's obviously overjoyed
>She ducks under the covers at the foot of the bed and crawls up to a position between you and your wife, curling up with a big smile on her face
>She puts her back to you, scooting close and pulling your arm around her
>Your wife is smiling at you two as she pulls the covers back up over you all
>You, your wife, and your daughter drift off to sleep, your little girl with that smile on her face of knowing she's safe and loved
>The next day your daughter apologizes for coming to you and her mother in the middle of the night and says she just felt so scared and sad after that she had
>Hoping she had forgotten all about it, you ask her what she could have dreamed about that would have upset her so much
>"It was a strange dream... it wasn't even scary, like most bad dreams, but... it was sad. It was weird because I wasn't even in it. Mommy wasn't there either. It was just you Daddy. You lived all alone and never had me or ever met Mommy. I don't think you were very happy. You were lonely and anxious. You didn't live in a house like we have, but in a small room, all to yourself. It was really dirty, like you didn't care about cleaning up. It was like you were waiting for someone to come into your life, but they never did. You were so, so lonely. You didn't have me to play with or Mommy to kiss or anything at all. You just drove to work a job you hated and you drove home to sit at your computer late into the night, always wishing for something better. And when I woke up from that dream, it was so sad that I just started crying..."
>She wraps her arms around your stomach, giving you a tight hug, looking up at you with a big smile
>"But I'm glad now... It was just a bad dream and you don't have to live like that, Daddy"
>>29953267
stuff like this is what proves autism will make you be alone forever, OP.
>>29953302
Why do I exist in this reality?
Why can't I be in the reality where I someone comes into my life and everything is alright?
"that's silly honey, you know daddy would never have a job"
>tfw no miraculous bf
I feel as though i see you around here often, why do you seek a significant other constantly??
>>29953258
Thanks, Doc.
It's a miracle I exist, even with talents like these.
>>29953659
The more I try the more likely I succeed.
