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I am never going to worry about anyone else's problems ever again. The only way to be happy is to be completely narcissistic and self-centered. Everything else is a goddamn con.
Congrats on learning the truth anon :^)
>>29956586
Pretty much. This actually is a very easy way to happiness, not going to lie. It won't get you many friends long term, but it's nice while it lasts.
>>29956586
I should probably do this as well
fuck everyone
>tfw there are no nudes of Kelly Kollinger
>>29956582
Very nice, I can almost imagine fondling her huge globes. Wow.
>>29956582
mfw tit acne
Thank the heavenly god
>tfw you're aware for a brief moment right after dying and right before being reborn that you're stuck in a grotesque cycle of birth, death, and rebirth
I WANT TO GET OFF THE RIDE
http://www.burningbuilding.com/KELLY.htm
Nice meme arrows
By that logic you may not be so fucking autistic in your next life when you forgot again.
>>29956596
No, it gets worse each time so you'd be even more autistic.
>be ugly manlet, try to learn pickup to compensate for
>you get shamed on facebook for
this is what happens when non-chads try to talk to women
the roastie is right in this case, he's clearly a normie
why in the world would you try to talk to a woman? they don't want to talk to us, and nothing good could possibly come to us from it either. it's like hitting a beehive with a baseball bat. horrible for all involved. just look down and away and walk by bro.
>>29956545
what if you hit a woman with a baseball bat
Looks like you didn't much time for yourself, wagecuck. It's bed time already! Don't worry. After tomorrow, you'll have two days of freedom all to yourself...at least after you work on your weekend chores.
Haha think again, NEETKEK. I just got a bonus at work and a gift card for being one of the best workers out there. Oh well, at least you can enjoy your ramen noodles.
>>29956491
>I was nominated best slave of the month for the past 24 months
haha listen to yourself wagecuck, your self destructive yearning for external recognition is your doom
>>29956526
>yearning for external recognition
the mark of the incurable normie
tfw i see people as machines and can easily manipulate them
who else /devious/ here?
>>29956446
you manipulated me into giving you a (you)
>mfw a (you) is worthless
>tfw empathy overdrive and expectations of honesty make me into an easy target
I don't understand why you exist
I sage all these threads, since they're pretty shitty.
>>29956488I will check these handsome double digits though.
we live in a dystopian future
>terrorist attacks in europe and us
>police kill suspect with a robot
>neo fascist presidential candidate trump promising security
>>29956433
It's late capitalism.
>>29956477
Post-Capitalism when?
>>29956433
>commies think federalism will turn into fascism, when its far more totalitsrian and capitalistic
Would you date a single mom if she was Asian?
>single mom
that's like the equivalent of a 5'4 manlet
>>29956388
but an asian single mom is like the equivalent of a 5'10 manlet
>>29956375
As long as the kid isn't a half Nigger and I really like them both I'd go for it. We can add some hapa children and she can be a tiger mom and get our kids into ivy league schools.
Or one will grow up and shoot up normies, but either way it's win win
does anyone else suffer from a massive influx of emotion for a very short time? feels like im losing my mind with rage, like someone will do something that angers me, even very minor and i feel a rush of anger split through my head and im incredibly hot and clenching my teeth and shaking for like a second then i shake it off. depending on my control at the time ill either rage some bullshit at them or not open my mouth until i shake the feeling, but i obviously look like a lunatic because i notice people noticing.
its not only rage either if im fucking a girl and sucking on her tits then the rush goes through my head again and i bite so hard its like im going to tear her nipple off, or ill grip her so hard it hurts (but most like that because im fucked in the head and only get crazy girls) but i stop myself. or if i hug someone i have a lot of feelings for the rush gets me again and ill want to crush the life out of them.
is this some bullshit that stems from holding in my emotions while being outcast and bullied my whole life or what?
I am always pissed off. There is no point in the day at which I'm not pissed off. I am proactively seeking out ways to be angrier.
See, the normie doughy FAS-faced dogfucker approach is to laugh at angry people and hope that disarms them, but I've owned that shit by being constantly so pissed off that people around me are afraid for their lives.
Imagine batting a chick's boobs around with a cast-iron frying pan, btw. Imagine her kind of laughing nervously at the start and then you keep going harder and harder until droplets of blood start to spray off the pan.
>>29956448
Don't actually do that, though. It's less fun than it sounds, take it from me.
>>29956310
>if im fucking a girl
no one cares about anything you have to say.
go blow your brains out.
This dildo from my high school whom I never talked to just asked me to Photoshop for his album cover. I need your help guys. Do as you wish
Bump le original comment
Need help guys
He doesn't need a head does he?
>>29956302
is that Lake Champlain?
An uber driver is coming to pick me up. Do I have to make conversation or can I request a silent trip?
>>29956298
You don't. If he talks to you, don't answer, whatever
>can I request a silent trip
m8 these are just regular people, you don't gotta be all formal. if you don't want to talk just sit in the back, respond to their questions politely so you don't seem like a creep but it's not you like you're required to ask them anything.
>>29956339
Ah thanks. I was worried it'd be as awkward as it is when I get my haircut. Unfortunately the hairdresser doesn't take the hint.
>not accepting that you;'ll never, ever feel good about yourself and instead devoting your efforts to making other people feel happy/fulfilled for the satisfaction it gives you in turn
tell me about your good deeds, /r9k/
even though we're human garbage born to be crushed into the dirt, doesn't mean we can't feel good by making others feel good
I thwarted a bike theft today by giving chase on my own bike. when I managed to gain enough on the thief to make him drop the bnike and run, I returned it to its owner and the look of sheer gratitude on his face made me feel a sense of self-satisfaction for once.
now all I want to do is help people
>>29956237
>decide that i need to go volunteer and help others
>remember that they will probably hate me and want me to go away just like everyone else
I'm sure they only want normies helping them...
>>29956237
>>29956502
>not directing all your efforts into makking everyone.
>not embracing your role as the villain of the story.
you're all doing it wrong.
>>29956237
I've been thinking a lot about this sometimes. It's often described as a bad thing somehow, psychologically. "Vicarious living" and such. It doesn't sound so bad to me. I'm already mentally ill, and pretty far gone at that. I don't have much opportunities to actually help people though. And I would have to be subtle about it. I wouldn't want to become known as someone who is naive and easy to take advantage of, or a weirdo """"nice guys"""", or a weird person doing exactly what I'm doing right now.
Atleast you aren't as big a bitch as this guy. Sold your soul first, his political career is over in his home state, and he didn't even get picked.
>>29956231
hes gonna get the secretary of state nod when trump is elected, he would have been a shitty VP for the ticket you cant have 2 abrasive northeast dudes and win
>>29956616
But theres no way that Trump wins
>>29956231
I live in New Jersey, I think he did a good job.
My 8 year old golden retriever just got diagnosed with terminal cancer in the digestive tract which spread to the lungs
I don't know how much time he has left - and hes been a good friend in some of my darkest times
let's have a doggo thread to cheer me up
Close enough for government work
>>29956164
enjoy every minute you have left with your dog. make doggy feel loved
Bump for OP and his doggy
>tfw you have to take a selfie
had to just to get into a meetup group
does anyone else really struggle with this?
I feel ugly from every angle and my skin is shit. It looks especially bad after my phone flips it once it's taken. Is this a common feeling?
>>29956131
faces of /r9k/ thread?
oregano
>>29956131
Have you tried parting your hair on a different side? Often makes a difference in cases when your face is roughly symmetrical.
>>29956255
No. I don't want le cyborgs to fish for compliments. I want robots that can relate to chime in. Sorry m8.
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