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>tfw blowjobs feel WAY better than regular sex
>rather not bother with fucking her at all just want her to suck me off
am i broken?
I understand to you but feel my real struggle.. my gf has too small mouth for my dick. Its avarage.. but she has small mouth a too big pussy and the only real way how to solve it is anal. But apperently some girls dont like anal.
Most normies I've spoken to have said that they have a harder time cumming during fellatio.I wouldn't know anything about the subject
>>29955638
I prefer vaginal sex, all things considered, but bjs are fucking great.
OP, maybe you're just a lazy lover? I mean during vaginal sex most positions require the guy to do the majority of work. Just food for thought...
>>29956334
>have a harder time cumming during fellatio
This is true, even if the girl is good at giving bjs, at least it's true for me.
Is there anywhere I can get this picture shopped so it looks like she has a pair of balls and a fat uncut dick? I started working on it but gave up. I don't know who she is, so there's no point in asking. Also, I have a second request for this pic but it's pretty horrible so I'll mention it to the shopper if necessary.
>>29955582
what is your request anon
>>29955678
Hello. I would like this shopped so that she appears to be a shemale. I've indicated roughly what I mean with red lines.
>>29955582
>I have a second request for this pic but it's pretty horrible so I'll mention it to the shopper if necessary.
what's the second one
Are we predisposed to being aroused by black men fucking white women?
I'm only racist because I can't stop jacking off to black men cucking me.
>Oy vey! Accept it, goyim! It's in your nature to be a genetic dead end!
>>29955569
>Are we predisposed to being aroused by black men fucking white women?
no. cuckoldry is a fetish that affects only a very small percentage of men, something like 2-3%.
>>29955569
i have never found stuff like that arousing
i cant look at porn with black men
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with fellow robots?
We will be playing videos and listening to music.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up that can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
ANTHEM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_WIFJrCJM
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mics or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/soBAvK8OSmBS
Additional rules:
http://pastebin.com/yWXztqvn
We need more neets to help moderate. Preferably from Australia.
I like to have sexual intercourse with my hand .
Peace upon peace, like wave upon wave,
This the portion that I crave;
The peace of God which passeth thought,
The peace of Christ which changeth not.
Peace like the river's gentle flow,
Peace like the morning's silent glow,
From day to day, in love supplied,
An endless and unebbing tide.
Peace flowing on without decrease,
From him who is our joy and peace,
Who, by his reconciling blood,
Hath made the sinner's peace with God.
Peace through the night and through the day,
Peace through the windings of our way;
In pain, and toil, and weariness,
A deep and everlasting peace.
O King of peace, this peace bestow
Upon a stranger here below;
O God of peace, thy peace impart,
To every sad and troubled heart.
Peace from the father and the Son,
Peace from the Spirit, all his own;
Peace that shall never more be lost,
Of Father, Son, and Holy Ghost.
we're watching girls und panzer right now and it's wonderful
get the fuck in here
What does love feel like, robots?
This isn't the place to ask
>>29955515
Do you mean feeling love for someone or receiving the feeling of love? I only know one.
>>29955515
It's something you will never feel so why bother asking?
Are there any drugs or stimulants over the counter that can give me motivation?
I'm such a lazy sack of shit.
>>29955499
It's called testosterone, stop masturbating. Shit, after 3 days I could litteraly punch through a wall.
>>29955715
This man is a liar.
>>29955759
Your mom's a liar, feggit.
It's true, give it a try OP. There's a reason why all religions practice a form of celibacy.
>each day is a struggle to find a reason -any reason- to not put the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger
Be honest, when you were a kid was this how you thought things would be?
i was suprised that it got 18 at thet ime. Did think i would maybe jump or something
no, it was all reckless hedonism with the promise that one day i would when things turned to shit
would you look at the time?
>That moment when you go on a walk to clear your head
>Realize during your stroll there's no purpose in walking, it won't fix your problems
>Turn around to walk home
>Remember there's no reason to go home since it just means more internet browsing. The same thing you do every day. The reason you went on a walk in the first place
>No real choice worth taking
Queue music, chat, watch videos (just don't overdo the memes alright bud), come on in!
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
FAQ
>What do the arrows and the heart in the lower right corner do?
The arrows are used for voting. They're called "dubs". If a song gets 50%+1 of the rooms population in downvotes, it will be skipped. But the upvotes help us decide if a mandatory skip should be overruled, so please be sure to vote either way. The heart is used to "grab" a song, which means adding it to a playlist for later listening/queuing.
>What can I play?
Queue anything music related you want. Obvious normie/cancer music will predictably be disliked.
>How do I post images to the chat?
Make sure it's the image url (link ending in .jpg, .png, .gif, etc) and have 100+ dubs.
>Anything else
Just ask inside, or check the "Info" tab by the Video and Queue tabs.
Useful links
>Region restriction checker, to make sure a video isn't blocked for other users
http://polsy.org.uk/stuff/ytrestrict.cgi
>Emoji list, for the lulz
http://www.emoji-cheat-sheet.com/
this thread is okay
I get wasted and talk to nice people there.
>>29955465
Thank you for this thread, ser.
So how successful were your attempts with tinder?
>>29955453
>only made 3 matches
>couldn't keep one's interest
>currently talking to another
>he has been taking a while to respond
>possibly won't respond again because I'm not very exciting to talk to
>made a useless comment about my preferred choice at Taco Bell because we were talking about Taco Bell
Fuck I wish I was better at talking to people. I talk like a dumb child a lot of the time.
Maybe I can message the 3rd guy when I'm feeling better.
Never got matched with anybody.
Even when I do talk to people through dating apps, I'm terrible at holding conversation. Feels bad man.
Had a ton of matches, unsuccessfully talked to most of them & got laid twice on the second meeting with kinda chubby girl.
>tfw NEET loser unable to find job
>mostly given up on trying to find anything
>spend most of the day writing shitty fanfictions because I can at least get some marginal validation from the few reviews I get.
maybe start with a shitt yjob then you will find better ones?
>>29955431
post fanfic
I'm bored and willing to offer validation
>>29955478
Shitty meme. You start with a shitty job, you'll stay in a shitty job.
>>29955523
No. That's what Fanfic.net is for.
If you have a teeny weeny please just end your life
why are cut dicks so god damn ugly
Maybe I will but for the reasons I want thank you very much.
>>29955479
how small is it, winkmeister?
Hey /r9k/, I'm thinking of starting a YouTube channel. I'm not going to link it here because I'm not some spamming faggot, though.
My question is, what's a good current niche to latch onto and get a decent viewership right off the bat? Pokemone Go is popular but way too saturated.
Join BLACKED instead and get fucked by huge black cocks, BBC is the hot new trend
>>29955295
Talk about your robot life and talk about how much better you are than chad and that women are all whores
>>29955295
Just do what you enjoy, or else you'll quit in a video or two.
Hey anon, we heard you were single
>>29955255
Yes yes. Why do unattractive girls keep hearing this?
>>29955255
yes girl on the far right and middle, I am.
>>29955255
would wife 1,2, and 5
>Retail
>Moon Guard
>ERP (Optional)
>Discord: https://discord.gg/ezBHxNa
>Objective: Get to at least like Level 5 and meet up in Goldshire, then we'll go from there.
We're eventually going to turn this into a Guild, so get the fuck in here if you want a piece of this.
>>29955246
I ERP'd with a guy who was into cuck shit, and he gave me 10 Gold for letting an imaginary third-party fuck my tits.
If you want to go full Autism, download MyRolePlay, it's an add-on that lets you add a Bio to your Character Info.
http://mods.curse.com/addons/wow/my-role-play
bump
>you've been muted for 2 seconds
>>29955246
Can I erp with u bois ? ;)))
>pic related is me
Is a french life worth more than a Black life?
Smdh
We whites just can't win can we?
We're always evil, always in the wrong.
>>29955242
they're worthless either way
XDDD EDGY!!!
Fuck off to /pol/
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