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What do robots think of South Park?
Watched the entire series few times, I love it.
>>29952466
>early south park
toilet humor, sex jokes, pop culture references
>south park now
toilet humor, sex jokes, pop culture references, social commentary
my obsession, I have a trivia blog on the show because I've seen all of it (and all of Matt/Trey's other stuff) too many times lol
Is this how roasties are made?
>>29952448
Oh shit. She's the first legitimately pretty woman I've seen on Blacked. All the others are soulless dyed blonds with blank eyes. They look like elves.
>>29952694
They sold their soul for the cash, they always seem like they have no emotion.
>>29952768
She looks sad and ashamed. It's actually making me sad. Don't forget to sage.
Would you save her, /r9k/?
>>29952438
Nah
ora ora
Well I mean, if I could. She seemed pretty set on self-destruction tho.
>>29952438
This >>29952700
We'd try and fail. How can she be saved by someone who cannot save themself?
>"It's not all bad sweetie, at least you have a nice large penis"
What did my mum mean by this?
>mommy will never help you with your boners by getting the poison out
>>29952417
>Get outta ya damn house dude
>RUN
(unless ur into that shit)
>>29952417
ask your mom for a daily pee pee massage
In this thread we discuss finger nails.
My nails smell like cheese.
I cut with scissors only the left hand nails, though if I have male scissors for nails I can do the clippings to right hand too, but usually I have only simple standard scissors for nails.
This is how male scissors for nails look like.
>>29952368
>>29952377
You seem kinda fucked up. Goodluck with your fingernail thread.
>>29952393
I bite the right hand nails usually.
>No woman will ever love you enough to open herself up completely too you, trusting you with that side of herself that she hides from the world.
>You will never love someone enough to open yourself up to them completely, showing them that side of yourself that you hide from the world
Why should I continue living when I know my life will never have that companionship that so many other people take as a given?
To get a woman to open up, you have to open up to her, duh
>>29952352
Why the man first?
>>29952533
Because if you're a man life sucks and it's unfair. Deal with it, be lonely forever, or kill yourself are the only options.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SyPddMqThA
Looks like the egg is homeless.
>>29952295
Fuck off, toby.
Nobody gives a shit about you.
He's obviously lying. Landlords font just kick someone out unless they were bad tenants or a couple months late.
& WTF happened to his new job & gf
>>29952452
he got fired from his new job and his GF cucked him and took his money.
Can we get an unJUST thread going? What steps would you need to take to become a happy and productive member of society?
>start taking mood stabilizers
>resume my apprenticeship
>go to the gym and eat well
>>29952278
good idea
>stop getting heart-rates of a marathon runner when talking to girls
>stop thinking about sex constantly
>achieve any goal that i set for myself
No external factors can make me happy because the root cause of my unhappiness is internal and caused by genetics.
>>29952856
i know one for you
>stop blaming everything on muh genetics and just try for once
>Why don't you have a feminine penis to kiss, anon~?
>>29952247
wtf is with the butthole?
>>29952247
Because both of my boyfriends live far away from me
>feminine
>penis
Pick one idiot, vaginas are feminine
THATS ENOUGH, STOP SCROLLING YOU LITTLE BITCH
PUT A FEMBOT IN THE BAG. THIS IS A FUCKING HOLD UP.
I WANT MY GF NOW YOU CUNT.
AND DONT TELL ME FEMBOTS DONT EXIST. THEY FUCKING EXIST. I KNOW THEY DO. PUT A FUCKING FEMBOT IN THE BAG OR ELSE.
>>29952229
OK buddy relax with that thing, have a (You) instead!
>>29952229
no they don't exist GIRLS CAN'T BE ROBOTS
Police released the security footage.
Well, fellow robots, how do you score?
>>29952224
Chad/stacey. Which is weird since I'm a neet.
>>29952224
45
Feels okay
orogogogo
>>29952224
368.
How the fuck do any of you seriously get below 130??
>He lives in the 21st century but still has 19th century morals & mindset
>his/her core values are so shallow they change with each decennium
>>29952184
>he fell for the [current year] meme
>>29952184
does that mean I can murder people of the same color?
how much smegma is normal? i shower every day and i still have a cheesy ring around the tip of my cock. it's not sore or red or itchy but it smells almost infected. my foreskin doesn't even touch my glans from the smeg build-up and it's embarrassing.
please offer solutions/send pics and stories of similar problems
0 and I'm uncut and work outside all day in 100 degree weather sweating all day
Something is wrong with your penor
>>29952218
i should add that i am in literally no physical discomfort, only emotional. if i was in an accident and i got my pants cut off by EMTs, they would be revolted and not touch me and i'd die. it looks so dirty, i get like blue lint pieces stuck in it from my jeans.
>>29952256
Try wearing underwear
So bots, where are you on the social latter?
Also, what would be a good hierarchy for women?
I want to say gamma +, but sometimes I might act a little beta because of inexperience
>>29952064
The highest a robot can be is delta plus.
And that's not a bad thing.
I guess I'm a Gamma Plus. I'm introverted and highly creative (in music) and I value intelligence creativity and educational enlightenment over following norms, status and being 'in charge of everyone' like the alpha personality.
>>29952064
Gamma negative reporting in.
>all the feel of an alpha with none of the effort
I would feel like a dirty cheat, but then again, I'm a dirty cheat.
What's wrong anon don't you want to shoot a porn with me >>>/soc/24057183
>>29952034
i dont care how desperate someone is, that's just gross
>>29952069
I think she's hot. the blue lipstick is weird, but everything else looks good.
>>29952034
>>29952163
I think Araki ruined my perception of which women I find attractive.
