How do I get myself to stop using 4chan?
This place is too toxic for me. Way too toxic for me, but I can't get myself to stop using it.
get some hobbies
could be anything
i came here less after watching videos of dogs cause i want a doggo
>>29950288
Simple. Kill yourself.
>>29950288
Talking to friends keeps me out of 4chan, or just playing vidya or watching animu will do the trick
>tfw germophobe
life is suffering
>>29950221
Just get over it dude
>>29950221
germs arent even real man
>>29951289
I wish I could.
I wash my hands pretty much constantly and my right hand is D E S I G N A T E D for holding onto handles in buses and such things. Oh, and I wipe down my phone with antibacterial wipes every week.
Tip #1 to get attention of cute girl at party
You are at a party and you make eye contact with a pretty girl. Most of you guys natural reaction is to look away really quick. DON"T DO THIS. The method I do and has worked plenty of times for me in college, is keep staring. You stare at them relentlessness, this is a mini game for women to gauge if you are Alpha male or not. Alpha males would not look away , it's genetics. So look at her, don't smile or anything (yet), just stare at her intensely, UNTIL SHE LOOKS AWAY FIRST. If she looks away first it's...
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>>29950174
>going to a party in the first place
I appreciate the advice, but where do you think you are?
>>29950206
kek'd
This anon knows what's up
Let's get real here OP
>>29950174
>comb your hair back with your hands, and walk up and talk to her
>...
>comb
>your hair
>back with your hands
The eye contact thing was good, though.
Watched any good anime lately, /r9k/?
>>29950150
yes I have, pic related
The second GiTS movie , Kaiji S1, and Bojack Horseman S1. I've heard the second one's even better.
>>29951025
That second move was kinda boring tbqh, I wish koukaku no pandora wasn't just moe bait but actually had some substance to it, not enough loli cyborg action dramas these days
>start imagining what it would be like to have a gf
>realize that I'd make her life significantly worse and she'll gradually hate me more and more for ruining her life
How do you cope with this?
Stop thinking about it and think about something else t b h pham
>>29950157
Better to just use some classic escapism, imo
Got my first GF last week and I'm afraid of that too because I'm kinda weird and not in a good way.
Girls seem to get over that if you are good looking though.
How do you manage to stay sane and happy as a shut-in NEET with little money?
vidya, anime, youtube,4chan
I've been a NEET for six weeks now & it got old after a month
>>29950114
You don't. Eventually you kill yourself, end up homeless and/or insane
>3 PM
>wake up after xbox marathon
>feel the morning hungies
>expect my morning tendies left out by mummy before her wageslave time
>waddle my way into the kitchen
>no tendies
>mummy forgot my tendies
>anger fills my gelatinous body
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>>29950062
Oiiiii pls
2/10 too much poopsies
>>29950164
>too much poopsies
There's no such thing as too much!!!!
When was the last time you left your house?
Going to your doctors appointments once a month and groceries every once and awhile doesnt really count.
Maybe 4 months if you dont count that time i saw a movie with the family. Ive honestly given up on life completely. Im just trying to get SSI and distract myself. If i get ssi ill prolly never leave the house again
>>29949975
Does playing Pokemon Go at 2am count? Where I live it's too hot to go out during the day and I don't have a car.
>implying i have money to see a doctor
i go buy food and once or twice a week
what else would i leave my house for??
i just realized that /pol/ is extremely cringeworthy. im not gonna follow politics/news anymore, im just gonna immerse myself in vidya and anime.
>I'm not gonna be enlightened anymore, I'm gonna go and be a manchild
lmao
>>29949917
It took you this long? /pol/ and Tumblr are just two sides of the same coin, and I'm sick of both. I don't want to hear about "cucks" or "privilege" or any of the other buzzwords they fling around like monkeys do with feces. This whole "us vs them" mentality they've injected into the mainstream is going to be the end of us, I swear.
>>29949937
>/pol/
>enlightened
pick one
Was rejecting the third impact the right decision?
>>29949880
The third impact was an inside job!
>>29949880
well, yeah, because then there wouldn't be anything at all. would be very boring.
>>29949880
>one chance to end it all
>life goes on
>became a dull person
>forced due to own cowardice to interact with people
>the feel the dullness and lack of personality radiating from myself during conversations
Has anyone else lost all personality? I am going out of my way not to talk to people. The thought of having to engage with someone in conversation brings a blocking type of despair upon me.
I am embarrassed.
>>29949817
Maybe you are disappointed/frustrated with relationships and without much experience/knowledge that's why you want to avoid them. Talk with your parents about it. It's just a phase: learn to improve yourself, this is just a mental state. you can become better.
Yep it's like I'm dead inside, completely monotone and uninspired. But people hate me when I do show personality too, so fuck them all anyways. Can't win with normies.
>>29950029
It's been like this for 5+ years and I'm 26. You don't start phases this late. Talking about it with real people (not anonymous online meta-talks) is one of the core issues and only makes things worse.
>>29950130
Aren't you more concerned and worried about being that way instead of pleasing others (how they perceive you)?
What do you think about resigning yourself to the fact that you'll never attract a girl, let alone a girl that you like?
Is it liberating, or just somber?
>>29949806
I can attract women, I just can't keep them. Either they or I initiate a break up after a few months and it's never been ugly or anything, just disappointing. I have a poor opinion of both myself and women in general, so I figure it's best if I just stay out of the dating pool.
Somber
I'm so far behind in social experience that it's basically impossible. Even if somehow I managed to get gf she would probably leave after she finds out that I have no friends. It's hard to get a social group after being out of it for so long.
it's kind hard to accept that I'm below abusive men, murderers, rapists and all other kind of scum that can attract a girl while I'm not.
Hey guys. Last week I posted a picture of a weird rash I had on my collar bone. Was nothing to bad, thought it was a sunburn or something. Well, one week later this is what I'm at.
My mom thinks it's borrelia, but I doubt it since I don't go out at all, and I havent had a bug bite in years. Going to the doctors tommorow, if I die, I want all of you to come to my funeral, where my valuables will be distributed among the people.
What do you think I have lads?
>>29949774
did you get bit by a tick?
looks like lyme disease my man
>>29949774
Aids you faggot
>>29949798
nope. like I said, I don't go out, like ever. And I would have noticed if i had a tick.
>The family life of the average robot living at home
Why haven't you moved out yet Anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4
Nice OC OP, saved.
Orrasfdfsdf
Louis was a bitch ass nigga.
>retarded frogposters play an absolutely shit game such as Overwatch
Wow who would have thought? All that time playing games and you can't even stop having shit taste
What event made you racist, r9k?
I went to a 10% white school. The 90% were all niggers and pakis. Seeing the way they acted made me despise all of them.
I unironically wish that all niggers would be wiped off of the face of the earth. It would be objectively better with them gone.
>Inb4 xD EDGY!
No, it's not edgy to want to make the world a better place.
http://www.arkansasmatters.com/news/local-news/video-shows-attack-on-conway-12-year-old
>>29949699
xD EDGY!origami
There's nothing that makes my blood boil more than senseless violence like this. It could happen to anyone of us. At least that kid is going to prison
>>29949699
>sipt defora