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Why does /r9k/ love low test girls so much?
>>29948063
Is it because they secretly like kids?
>>29948109
>secretly
Everyone here is a fucking open pedo
>>29948063
>Why do people like different things?
I could do with some masturbatory release.
>tfw I have that thing where the little bridge of skin connecting my foreskin to my glans has been completly destroyed
>tfw too nervous to actually go to clinic and get a circumsicion
halp
>>29948174
You can ask for full anestesia for circumcision.
t.just circumcised
can you even take the knot tho?
>Daddy, it's great to be home and see you again. College was great, but I need a vacation. I also brought my boyfriend to stay with us. He's name is Jamal and he's studying political science. Isn't he a dream?
I'm not even white and I'd disown my daughter for dating a nigger.
Lol @ cucked white boys who have convinced themselves it would be okay for their white daughter to fuck a nig.
>political science
>implying a nignog wouldn't study African American studies or something equally as dumb
>>29948037
how pathetic do you have to be to raise a fucking slut for a daughter? do people not instill good values into their children anymore?
also that whore isn't white.
>brown eyes
>brown hair
hahahahaha
R9K CRAFT:
A new Minecraft server for robots to play on.
IP: r9kcraft.ddns.net:25565
Version: 1.8
World size: 1024x2048 (custom world)
I don't use version 1.9 or 1.10 because those versions literally ruined the game, and 1.8's server software is more easier to install. If you want to learn how to use earlier versions, watch this tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-36QBNWdaKo
If you don't like autistic 12 year olds showing you how to do it, find another tutorial :'(
Cracked players, meaning people who didn't pay for the game, can play on this server.
Some rules include no attention whores, such as "femanons" or other attention whores, no breaking people's shit and just the regular type of stuff.
>>29948032
Show us an overview of the map.
The picture I used in the OP is so fucking autistic. God damn it. Fuck me. Fucking shit.
>>29948094
origami mappe
Go on, you deserve it.
>>29948007
First one, obviousIy.
>>29948007
Although I do need a job, number 2 is what I choose.
I bet I could convince a girl to let me be a "stay-at-home Dad"
>>29948007
First 3 are absolutely amazin, I'll be happy with any.
>ywn suck your bfs cum out of a condom while he and his mistress laugh at your lopsided tits and stretch-marked belly
>gf is a nascent cuck
>don't cuck her because of this
D E V I L I S Hactually it's because I love her but the idea of making some other girl watch while we fuck, and they'd either want to fuck me or her, but are forced to just watch and not even touch them self is very lewd
>>29947961
>lopsided tits
Are you that girl who posted her lopsided tits the other day? One cute small one and one floppy big one?
>>29948188
No, I saw that thread, mine aren't that bad
Can we have a cyborg thread?
Post cyborg thoughts and cyborg feels
Failed normies and soon to be robots welcomed.
>tfw have many close friends
>but can't share my thoughts with them or they would find me weird
>socially active, but not romantically
>can talk to people easily, but feel uncomfortable talking to girls
>not a single female friend
Sublte dose doc
>>29947884
>hundreds of matches on tinder
>girls expect me to be funny 100% of posts when they say "lol" and "ya right"
>how do I fucking work with that
>ragequit
Oh look another match for me to not hook up with
>>29947884
>but can't share my thoughts with them or they would find me weird
Fuck this feel.
http://observer.com/2016/07/these-two-hormones-separate-winners-from-losers/
If you started your life as a loser good at nothing it just snowballs forever until you die.
>>29947881
>Altucher recounts plummeting into an extended free fall, losing all interest in sex and hiding in his room as he nearly went broke.
Wow, I can't think of anything worse than that, r-right guys?
>>29947881
You missed the entire point of the article, OP.
Winning/losing is not set-in-stone; it depends upon how we react to it. If we get too cocky with our successes and too forlorn with our failures, then we lose perspective and make huge mistakes. The object is to maintain a clear head regardless of what happens.
>>29948432
>implying that OP has sufficient remaining testosterone reserves to understand this
>tf dumb but lazy
Admitting you know nothing makes you smarter than most.
>>29947874
>you cant be dumb if you realize youre dumb!!
when will this meme end?
>>29947874
I know plenty, I just suck at applying that knowledge in a clever and useful way and usually don't bother trying
Anyone else here take a toilet paper in hand then shit in hand and silently drop the shit in toilet so there is no noise and splash?
God forbid someone hear me shitting, even my family members.
The shame would be unbearable. I also spray a shitton of smell neutraliser in the toilet before I shit so no poop particles get in anyones nose.
I also hate when people or even family members stand behind door of my toilet. I can't shit until they leave.
Anyone else with poo anxiety here?
>>29947816
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE OMG
I used to do this when I was little, I also used to squeeze the poo through holes in the toilet paper like a piping bag
>>29947816
No, because I'm not a disgusting mongoloid.
Instead I lay a layer of toilet paper on the surface of the water before sitting down, this prevents splash, and I can still shit as normal.
I'm on pof and shit is dismal. After so long, all I want is a fuckhole I can cuddle with after some fuck frenzy.
I don't care if she uses logic, knows about Darwin or even if she supports trump.
I just want to fuck and cuddle, fuck!
6 months without sex, everything is grey...
It was better being a wizard
I buy hookers. Treated shitty by women my whole life (mid 20s) and don't see that changing, so I'm ok with it. Only drawback is that I realized most HR/hiring people are women. If they get a vibe from you that you buy girls, they may not hire you, or not give you any leeway if you are hired. I work at a place where women kinda know and disapprove of me, but at the same time, most of management are divorced men or cool men so they dgaf
>>29948883
going on 10 months now after having only one previous gf who i fucked nearly every day for 7 months. i want to die
>wipe ass
>see this
Shit shit shit shit shit shit what do guys I'm scared
Show us your bloody boypussy
Probably stop the bleeding with some toilet paper, grab some Preparation H, and maybe see a butt doctor.
rip my nigga
"he died doing what he loved"
What do your siblings think of you?
>>29947787
My Siblings see me as a loner. I don't think they like me much.
>>29947787
also sauce please.
>>29947787
Bro. Sauce on that image dude.
>>29947787
Bro sauce me this image.
You can only post in this thread if you had sex in the past 24 hours.
The only thing I hate about period sex is putting the towel down. Towels create a lot of friction :(
My gf has a big booty and I love it, but I really want to fuck a girl with a smaller ass sometimes
Hey guys I totally had a sex last night !!!! Haha I love sex!! Vagina is SOOOO cool dude agh lol xd1!
>Tfw got a voicemail from one of the Chads that my gf cucked me with in the past
>He said he posted their sex tape online, and he'd like me to know
F-forgive and forget, right?I now have an irrational fear of amature porn
How does one forgive his only partner without fear even though they've cheated on them twice?
It started as living together for two months, but she left the state and it's been a sexless(for me) ldr for 3 on-and-off years now.
Please help, she's the only girl who's ever loved me.
grow balls.
>>29947746
>forgiving a cheater
>the chad that spermed your love rubs his cum in your face
>"guys, how can I be even more beta?"
Get rid of that worthless whore. She will never stop cheating on you (and it's happened more than twice.)
You are a fucking cuck. Kill yourself.
Ask for a link dumbass
