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Who /scaredofteenagers/ here?
I can't walk past if there is a group of them, because they will invariably start to bully me.
One time I was eating a Subway sandwich on a bench and some teenagers came up and they just stood right in front of me and started laughing. I just tried to ignore them, but when I got up to leave they started following me and throwing stuff. They followed me about halfway home. I had never met them before in my life.
Me too.
I'm not actually afraid of them in a logical sense, but they trigger some kind of innate, primal fear that probably has something to do with high school
I CANT FUCKING STAND CHILDREN IN MY NEIGHBOR FOR FUCK SAKES
>>29945978
I would just randomly kick one of them. I'm very likely bigger than they are.
I'm wanking and it doesn't feel right. What's going on
this nigga broke his dam dick
It's because you're actually wanking me anon... and at this point your just mashin' it
you're not actually wanking
you just think you are
really you have been in a coma for years and this is just a dream
you have been living this day over and over again the whole time, but you don't remember it
WAKE UP!!!
Took my qt virgin gf's virginity last night. Just letting you all know there's one less out there for you :^)
But ive already fucked a virgin
Wow lucky you, getting to fuck your own girlfriend kek
>>29945930
Virgin boipussy really is the best, isn't it? :3
>morning
>stayed up all night
>all fast food places are serving breakfast
>can't get a greasy hamburger
Am I just expected to starve?
The breakfast burgers with bacon have more than enough grease, babe.
You could try burger king. In some areas they are willing to whip up a whopper at request. Maybe even see if there are any rallys/checkers in your area that are open if youre in a larger city.
>>29945881
>not enjoying based Hardees 2 for $3 bacon egg and cheese biscuits
>not satisfying your craving with the Hardees breakfast platters with extra bacon and tots and delicious biscuits n' gravy
literally the perfect breakfast for the perfect price, only available at Hardees
What job or career can a worthless, stupid NEET get to become financially independent?
suck guys dicks
Depends on which country you're from
>>29945823
This is your only way if you don't know people that can get you a job.
Life is all about networking, socializing or getting a good education.
You can the most gifted person but if you lack proper people to get your name out there you are shit out of luck
Let's get grooving again today.
plug.dj/the-groove-room
Holy shit I forgot this site existed, glad all my old playlists are still there
Self-banpu #1.
Self-banpu #2.
>tfw about to order pizza for the second day in a row
what if its the same delivery guy?
guys im fucking nervous what do
>>29945787
order from another pizza place duh
he'll know that you had pizza two days in a row
just do it dude
it's not a rare occurrence
>desperate white fags with yellow fever telling me that they own our women because they're white
>mfw they're serious
>white cucks actually believe their media fantasies are real
kek
www.kulturemedia.org
>>29945735
That guy's got some nice titties.
Most asians are betas anyway. Alpha asians are far few and between
Why do women always post stuff like this?
They like attention. She thinks she has it all because shes good looking and is getting good grades
HAHAHAHA she even has the nerve to post a pic of herself
they need constant validation for every single thing they do now, in this day and age, thanks to the internet.
it's honestly embarrassing to me to see people fiend for acceptance so badly.
i wanna just comment on their shit, "really? do you need to fish for pats on the back for every little milestone? have some dignity for yourself, learn to be strong and secure in yourself"
but if you posted that you would get flamed by all her ugly female friends and beta worshipers because of the delivery of it, even though there's no other way to say it.
Would you date a sjw girl?
>>29945720
Lauren Mayberry...you couldn't say no to her could you.
>>29945720
would a sjw girl date me?
Fuck yes. Think of all the angry sex.
Most of them are capable of changing their minds anyways.
Why do normies hate us so much, /r9k/?
>>29945592
We deserve it. We deserve everything they do to us.
they don't hate us. they just want to shame us into taking part of society and re-join the race of life
>>29945592
To make themselves feel better and validate their own monotonous lives. Anyone who says they want to work every day until they retire is a fucking liar.
>boohoo a girl wont sleep with me
Daily reminder getting laid isn't hard, youre just not trying hard enough
>>29945587
>boohoo a girl that loves me and I lovs back won't be my girlfriend AND sleep with me.
Is that enough of a feel for you, faggot?
>>29945587
if I had a hot starbucks latte right now I would splash it at you
i already knew that, faggot OP.
its called indifference
ITT: Your comfiest music
>tfw Sufjan will never be my bf
n-no homo
Not really comfy, but it always calms me down.
picked from a 4chan (/r9k/ I believe) thread about how female musicians are terrible iirc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wopQmQ0fIDw
Would you date a girl who wore pants all the time?
>>29945488
Yeah...like most of us have so many choices.
>>29945488
In my HS every girl wore pants all the time.
>>29945521
r9k seems to be obsessed with virgins lately. Personally I think a feminine appearance is way more important than how many dicks have been in her
Please remember this all you whining betas: Sex is a rare priveledge not a necessity.
If you dont have a hot body or attractive face or the social skills to demonstrate that youre alpha, you are not fit for sex
Pic relates: reserved for alphas
Counter reminder that sex is work, and sex with someone you don't care about means almost nothing the next day.
>>29945470
>priviledge
apparently basic education is a privilege that not everyone gets as well.
>>29945470
can we tell normies to check their sex privilege then
