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Does anyone else share this feel? Most of the stuff I do is indoor shit and can be done alone so even though I want a gf I have no idea what we would even do together.
Pic unrelated
iktf. I actually like just sitting on my computer and the occasional night walk. Imagine having to do shit you didn't want to do, 24/7.
i could take pictures with her to show facebook people im normal
>>29943448
Why do you have a facebook? orij
What is your most memorable experience in 4chan. Pic unrelated.
Either when I made a series of threads that lasted four solid days and got several thousand combined posts, or when we used to have regular drawthreads
Both were on /r9k/
Got four times trips in one thread on /pol/ while shitposting and got banned for it .
Worth it.
>>29943588
Banned for getting trips or shitposting?
Be bold, they said.
... I wanna kill myself now.
I'm in love with a girl I know from high school. Every was.
I'm 25 now. In all those 12 years I've known how to masturbate, I've essentially only masturbated to the thought and pictures of her. At least two times a week, so there were liters of cum flowing in dedication to her.
Two days ago, I told her I loved her and the peculiar fact above.
Now logically speaking, if a girl told a guy she is intensely in love with her, he would be honored and pleased and feel good about himself. I certainly would.
But she basically told me I'm a freak and blocked me from her WhatsApp and social media. FUCK THIS. What else should I have done? Be friends with her and her boyfriends forever? I don't want to be a cuck my whole life.
How the fuck do I get her back now?
>>29943419
>told a girl that you jerk off to her
I mean you don't tell people that. Don't get me wrong everyone does it but you don't talk about it.
>>29943419
3/10 bait
Next time, make it more believable.
>>29943419
There is no wait out of the friendzone (or freakzone in your case).
No really, there is but it involves having tons of money and very high social status, which is unobtainable for most males.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mijc5kBniX
>>29943378
His voice got me hard
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BDmNhCf8CV
>>29943422
Mmmh tfw
you jelly faggots? i got a persian queen hrt gf and you not
>>29943359
grandpa hands lol
>>29943359
>FAT
>MANHANDS
>BAITING THIS HARD
bye my dude
dem meds
Asian people are unattractive because they look like people with down syndrome:
>large prominent foreheads - like downies
>flat upper lip - like downies
>epicanthic folds (technical term for the slant) - like downies
It makes sense that anyone with good, healthy genes would be repulsed by Asians.
To top off their mongoloid features, there are other problems including:
>small jaws
>bad teeth
>ugly brown eyes
>short stature
>yellow sickly skin.
Asians are just foul, awful looking creatures.
As for why, who really knows. I suspect that Asian societies being overpopulated as fuck have had less competition and thus bad genes were able to spread unchecked.
Just look at the typical Asian man, short, feminine, repulsive. You think a man like this could ever get laid in the west? of course not.
Asians are cancer
>>29943354
It is called Mongolism for a reason
Asian porn drop incoming
but the asian kid is the best looking in that pic
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with fellow robots?
We will be playing videos and listening to music.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
We're there 24/7.
No cams or mics
join in our mediocrity pls
Here's the current room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/FTjiTTR78cGw
Additional rules: http://pastebin.com/JPanEMdZ
>>29943343
join in on our fun
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these hoes are v mad
>>29943343
tofer wants to fight
What went wrong?orignalio
he aged
>>29943468
Can we be serious for a moment?
Some cute kids just grow up to be ugly
> go to steamcalculator
> look up your total hours
> divide by 24
> reevaluate life choices
How many days have you spent behind your screen robros?
I've got 115 days.
>>29943307
Wew 2020 hours. Also have lots of time on nonsteam games, 1k hours on oldschool runescape, 300hrs on d3, maybe 300hrs on path of exile before it was added to steam, 1k hours on maplestory/private servers.
>>29943307
6543 hours...Thats like 270 days holy fuck
1233 hours. Not too bad. WoW though....
>my sexual history doesn't matter, I'm still the same person
>carries the DNA of 30 males
>"your" child will have the DNA of those 30 males
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microchimerism
>>29943287
That's why non-virgin girls are for cucks
>It is hypothesized that unprotected intercourse may be another source of microchimerism, although this has not been shown definitively
>Fuck pregnant chicks
>Taint Chad's child with your DNA
Why aren't you guys cucking Chads right now?
Sex is a disgusting, shameful act. If people didn't deep down inside feel it is shameful, then why isn't it done in public?
If you'd have had sex before you'd know its done in public too.
>>29943259
I got my dick sucked in a mall change room does that count?
>>29943271
obviously there are select few who do that, but the majority do not want to be naked in the public
Sum up your life with a single image robots
>>29943211
If you insist128
>>29943211
god damnit that image always makes me smile or laugh
>>29943211
>mfw i'm literally ending my life in a few weeks
just sorting out the last of the paperwork now, waiting for the last form to come in the mail so i can fill it in
What does it feel like when you like a girl and she likes you back?
i wwould like to know this too
>>29943188
Like opiates
You feel totally accomplished and it gives you a strong boost of self esteem.
Do you take pride in being a robot?
Is it just my bad luck that no one has replied yet?
robots are just failed normies
>>29943451
Newfag plz. Robot is when your life is shit and you have accepted it and just give up trying to improve it. A failed normie is when your life is worthless but you keep trying to improve it even if it won't work.
Pardon the grammar.
Songs that say everything you want to say to her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3-8gQmPvyo
>>29943162
https://youtu.be/5HI_xFQWiYU
Fuck it hurts op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13EifDb4GYs
>>29943162
>>29943214
>>29943290
Hurry up and die normie cunts
