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Have you ever thought it from this perspective:
>Being a virgin is a holy virtue and it brings you closer to God. You are pure.
>Those who have non matrial sex are immoral, impure and more likely to go to hell than you
>>29940545
its the only virtue i hvae left and am honestly thinking of dying this way even if the chance occurs. love is lost to me and I cant even imagine finding some girl who would love me as much as I would them. In the end its probably for the best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3c3ELuSF4s
Jacking off 5 times a day & being mentally perverted does NOT equal being a virgin ,
A real virgin means pure.
Virgins here are just sexually frustrated and can't find a girl.
>>29940545
I'm a virgin, but if there's a god you can rest assure
I'm going to hell for a whole different variety of reasons
What other boards do you browse /r9k?/
I only browse r9k or gif if i need a fap.
>>29940531
To answer question, I'm a /f/aggot.
How the hell do you fap on r9k?
Only /r9k/
>>29940531
Main boards-
/tv/ /r9k/ /lit/
Porn boards-
/gif/ /d/ /hr/ /b/ /aco/
Boards I sometimes got to-
/ic/ /f/ /wg/ /wsg/ /fit/ /ck/ /t/ /x/
Oldbots with shit jobs, do you feel ashamed working a not so prestigious job?
I'm 29 soon and Ive never had a job.
I lost all sense of shame a few years ago.
>>29940515
Sometimes. Not as much anymore.
>>29940573
IDK hows that even possible unless you actually have a disability
These corticosteroids turned me into a manlet.
My brother is 6'3, my sister is 5'10 and I'm 5'7.
I also have a 34 inch waist at 10% body-fat (lifting 5 years), which means I should have been probably at least 6'0, my core is literally built in size for that of me being a much taller person, very hard to find clothes that fit me because I basically look like a BLOCK even while being very lean with veins on abs.
29 now, been lifting since age 24, so lifting didn't do it, been on these corticosteroids since age 1-2.
I am 6'1 and I've been using them all my life
Or your mom got the dick from a manlet
I feel bad for you. Your life actually could have been enjoyable.
I took a shit and spent ~15 minutes clearing blood from my asshole (pic related).
For whatever reason this reminds me that I have no friends and that makes me
feel like more of a social failure.
>>29940469
Try taking a shit once a day or every two days instead of once every two weeks
I use to get this all the time before I started lifting a couple of years ago.
I think it just comes down to not being active.
>>29940469
OP, try to use something to squat while shitting
I used to have this kind of problem but I began using two small buckets to shit and now I am happy as fuck and don't bleed through my asshole anymore
Well robots, it finally happened. I ended up with a real Asian mommy GF.
Only problem is, she's Catholic, so she won't fuck. What do?
I h8 you and this b8 thread
Pls die
How do you spell sage?
>>29940461
>she's Catholic
fucking disgusting, koreans are the worst asian
do NOT talk or interact with koreans
>>29940505
dumb red button nip monkey detected
wow.... damn.. never thought of that way.... really makes you think, huh?
>>29940453
I tip.
>Servers in the US are paid $2 to $3 per hour
Every single server I've ever known made minimum wage ($8-$10/hour depending on county) on top of tips. Every single server I have ever met made absurd amounts of money for a braindead job a monkey could do and they acknowledged it.
They all still had the gall to complain to us line cooks who did all the work.
>>29940453
I give them the tip of this dick
I think my type of guy is the kind of beta, depressed sadboy that frequents here. There's a guy I'm talking to that I would definitely hold hands with and I might want him to fill me, but he's also occasionally suicidal. Why is life so shit?
>>29940452
let me guess you're fat?
>>29940473
5'7" and 122lbs.
>>29940452
You just described me
let's fuck
>go to /r9k/
>read depressing thread about it not getting better
>get triggered by political thread
>stop by the daily women hate thread to cringe and tfw no gf
>leave feeling angry and upset
why do i put myself through this torture every day? i feel like im having a fucking aneurysm visiting this board and tell myself to stop going here but the ride never ends.
>>29940408
>go to slasharrneinkayslash
>read a few threads
>realize I have found more people who feel the same way i do
>stop in every so often to keep my desire for the sweet release of death fresh in my mind
>>29940408
The negativity is already inside you, it's not the board that's causing it.
I don't know what to tell you. Look inside yourself, ask yourself why you need to come to places like this.
>>29940465
not op
but help me
>Cute tomboys don't exist in real life
>There are 0 girls who try to not act feminine
>There are 0 girls who put achievements over attention
Kill me
>>29940393
>tfw anime will never be real
>tfw no cute flat chested tsundere gf
>tfw the escapism isn't working
>you will never be 2D
It hurts
>>29940393
>There are 0 girls who will stay with you forever
>There are 0 girls who won't get bored of you after a few weeks or months
>There are 0 girls who will ever truly value beyond the flesh
>There are 0 reasons to live
Hey R9K, today is my b-day! Hooorrraayyy!
I am not sure what to exactly do for my birthday. It's a tough thing being a robot sometimes. So I thought I'd ask you guys what you'd think. Some requirements;
1) I rarely leave the house. So something not too intimidating, *(I'm scared of bars)
2) Has to be able to be done by myself. I don't have friends.
3) Under 100 bucks.
Thanks for the help guys. (>^-^)>
Go buy a 6 pack of beer and some pizza.
Rape-Murder-Suicide
>>29940356
Happy birthday anon!
How old are you now?
You should get a nice plate of your favorite food and watch some movies
I finally fuckin did it
I had sex with my gf of 1 yearand came in herhow fugged am I ?
>tfw no birth control
>>29940290
Get an abortion or throw her down some stairs
>>29940290
morning after pill dummy
>in a relationship for a year without sex
Pretty cucky desu
Remember, robot, every woman is your enemy.
I don't care if 0 or 12 billion fetuses die in a day
Also no gun control needed
>Heart Disease
>Diabeter
GO VEGAN
>>29940247
There is no way half a million women die from having an abortion.
In high school people said I was afraid of the vag box
>>29940215
W-what's a vag box?
>>29940215
looks pretty disgusting
>>29940215
I'm afraid of the vagoo, but I'm more afraid of the people that have them
Why can't you guys ask out women? It's actually pretty easy. Pic related is my wife, I asked her out first, which is something women like
I do but it doesn't work.
I only had one gf, the only girl I ever fucked, she was pretty hot and she talked to me first, she sent the first text and she asked me out.
I want to find another gf but every girl I try with ends up ignoring me. Even girls much uglier than my ex. They kiss me and shit but it all goes to shit when I text them.
It doesn't work for robots. We literally aren't mentally capable. Some of us can force ourselves but it's painfully obvious when we do and it's a state of mind that we simply can't keep up. We are not leaders. Although many of us aren't followers either. We're outliers.
>>29940211
Never met one worth asking out
