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Where do you fall, according to this chart? What's your age and sexual experience?
I'd put myself at a 6.5. I fit most of the 7 category but I don't want to be too full of myself.
18 yr old, KV.
Version for you "females"
>>29940890
I think 4 or a 5
I'm also a KHV at 21
>>29940906
6
oreganonon
Playing Pokemon Go to get laid
I don't get what the fuck is so great about this Pokemon Go thing, all I see is pic related when I open it. Seems like a waste of time and I'd rather play the gameboy games.
But from what I've seen on social media, normies are on Pokemon go like flies to shit, and its actually bringing out tons of people in marked locations.
Think I can use it to make friends and shit? Seems better than going to a bar.
>>29940887
some other autist already made a thread for this shit app
In short is just another fad that normies are going crazy over.
Its OBJECTIVELY worse then all of the old pokemon games, along with any of the new ones released.
You're better off spending your time with one of the 3ds games
>>29937972
Theres to the other thread
>>29940887
Pretty much, huge fan and clocked in thousands of hours on the gameboy games (pokemon emerald was my favourite). Didn't even bother downloading this crap
>>29940887
Drive into town, like a relatively populated area, then walk around. Way more pokestops in population centers.
just try and prove this wrong
protip: you cant
I don't think it's absolutes.
I think liking trans girls is mostly straight but the dick and balls and the fact that it's a genetic male makes it at least 20% gay.
I like trans girls and I don't like regular men but I still consider myself bi because I like trans girls. No matter how much you dress up a dude, it's still a dude. I'm willing to accept that, I don't get why others aren't. It's not a big deal. If you aren't willing to accept it then just don't bother with trans girls, it's that fucking simple.
>>29940849
Being attracted to either one makes you gay, because either way, you're choosing masculine body parts of feminine ones.
/thread
>>29940849
That's not how sexuality works and you know it.
I can find both hideous and disgusting for different reason but at the same core that they are not what I find attractive.
I do not want to fuck something that looks like a dude and I do not want to fuck something that has dude parts.
How do I leave my shit hick town
>>29940847
Pick a direction and start walking.
>>29940847
Move to a city and get a job before you look too homeless. I did it.
>>29940892
Wait like you just said fuck it and left
Let's have a legitimate discussion. Why is this image so appealing?
>>29940828
i like it because it's humorous but i also find schizophrenia interesting. Reminds me of a video where some lady is talking about 3,000,000 types of heroin.
Because I feel its sentiments.
>Born to die
I know that feel.
>World is a fuck
I know that feel as well.
>[ching chong] Kill Em All 1989
Fuck normies, fuck them all. I was born in 1989. I am nostalgic for that era.
>I am trash man
I'm garbage, sure, but I don't give a shit. Get out of my sunlight.
>410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
The Uprising is not over. In fact, it hasn't even begun.
>>29940828
>410,757,864,530
heh..babby's first massacre..i kill that many in my sleep..
is sucking dick fun?
Why don't you ask your mom, she should know after last night
>>29940810
Yeah, kind of. It hurts, more than eating out a girl. Having your mouth open wide gets achy and sore, but it gets really fun when you see your partner's reaction. Hearing them swear under their breath, moaning, resting their hand on your head and having their grip grow tighter as they get closing to climax is fun. Knowing you gave someone you cared about a nice experience in fun. Swallowing their seed and them looking up at them all proud and having them cup your cheek and think about how happy you make them feels nice.
>>29940810
>is sucking dick fun?
Yes.
I JUST GOT MY JACKET FROM AMAZON AND IT MAKES ME LOOK RETARDED IVE BEEN CALLED A FAG ALL DAY REEEEEEEEE
add this one to the autism fashion lineup. didn't even know this shit existed outside of music videos from the 90's
how do i look?
oregnaocomitats>>29940809
>>29940794
Step 1. Don't be fat
That's literally it, if you have akinny arms just wear a long sleeve underneath
>she breaks up with her bf
How do I take advantage of this?
>>29940763
>used good
>ever
Don't waste your time.
>>29940763
1) become a shoulder to cry on
2) eventually become a dick to ride on
3) ???
4) profit!
Find common interests
>HAVE to flex my thighs/calves when jacking off or I literally cannot cum or get close to cumming
is it just me
please, it cannot be just me
>>29940750
Same here. I at least need my legs stretched out
>>29940750
I have a weird thing too. I have to stroke my dick with my hands to masturbate.
>that feel when my fuckbuddy doesn't support my breeding fetish
>>29940747
wrong board, fuck off
>breeding fetish
The point of sex is to breed, surely it can't be classified as a fetish?
>>29941105
can confirm, that's my fetish
>tfw have diabetes
I'm not even fat, fuck.
It's not that bad as long as you don't need insulin injections
>>29940729
Then you have no reason to feel ashamed. You probably have the genetic version.
go vegan you won't matey
Help me /r9k/
You that pic from leddit? Yes i know but reddit has the best gf fantasies for me to self-insert.
Can you skim through the story and tell me if the parts circled in red also triggered you the most? Im mildly surprised out of the everything the girl has done in this story im triggered as fuck by the circled part.
Pls give me insight.
Also, im not saying im triggered because the other guy fucking his girlfriend told him to fuck off in e sense that he's not helping another male. It's that the person fucking his girlfriend completely made the boyfriend his bitch.
This feeling of powerlessness must be mortifying. Having someone else fuck your girlfriend while telling you to leave when you're standing outside the door. That's cucked to the max. Beta and cucked.
Doesn't reading that trigger you more than anything thing else? To realise your own powerlessness?
>>29940690
Women of /r9k/, how do you feel about shit like this?
Do you think this is acceptable behavior?
>>29940790
Thats not the point. Its the part circled in red man. Reading that made my heart drop
Read >>29940786
it hurts senpai i haven't suffered this kind of attack for a while
I fell for the /practice gf/ meme.
I feel like I'm too deep in the trenches now even though its only 3 dates, but they were heavy. I'm dating this girl basically because she gives me company to do things I'd otherwise have to do alone. We have absolutely nothing in common. I feel nothing for her, she's just a product of my own ego.
I feel like I should at least try... Anyone here face this shit before? Btw honesty is not an option, I'm too polite.
>>29940676
boi if you dont get off this board right now
>>29940676
been with my "practice" gf for 1 year 1 month
they say guys never break up with their first real gf
>>29940782
Do you love her? original
A girl is no one
>>29940622
shad does so much anal-centric content that I love him and can handle his foray into bbc/raceplay/pol/animals
>>29940622
Okay he's gone too far this time.
Classic shad
is there a benefit in telling a friend you like them as more than a friend if you're almost certain it isn't reciprocated?
No
Orinigginaallla
>>29940547
only if you're like obsessed and can't stop thinking about the "what if."
then it can help you move on. otherwise, no.
>>29940547
No, its a complete waste of time
If I assume your friend is female this is how it works
>you thought when you first met you'd become friends, then maybe something more
>within a minute of talking to you she's already made up her mind if you're boyfriend material or an emotional towel
You'll probably end up having to cut contact if you tell her
