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DUDE IM A BRILLIANT HACKER BUT NOT FAT OR THAT UGLY
AND I FUCKED SOME GURL IN THE FIRST EPISODE WHILE SMOKING CANABIS
LMAO
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reminder this is literally mr. normie
>>29937781
I thought they were going to do well, seeing his facial expressions and that scene where he peeks inside the bar and leaves
>>29937781
Do robots think that the title Mr. Robot is a reference to them? Or has someone who worked on the show openly say that it is?
>>29937781
What's with TV today advocating degeneracy so hard? I just started Vikings, 3 episodes in and the main character is asking another guy to fuck his wife while he watches. I stopped watching right there, no real viking would cuck himself out like that
Behold
-She's a she
-She's fat
-She's old
-She's a baby boomer
-She's a member of the wealthiest 1%
-She's the face of establishment politics
-She's a globalist neo-con
-She's of, by, and for the collusion between big govt and big corp
-She's a shameless liar
-She's the most non-transparent politician in history
-She has stroke-induced brain damage
-She's a cuckquean
She is literally every reason not to vote for a politician rolled into one person. But wait, there's more:
-She was fired from the Watergate investigation for lying and being unethical
-She lied about being named after Sir Edmund Hillary
-She lied throughout her Whitewater scandal
-She lied about taking "sniper fire" when visiting the Balkans during 90s
-She lied about Benghazi
-She lied throughout her email scandal and continues to lie about it
-She lied about being broke after leaving the White House
-She described blacks as being "super-predators"
-She hired a VP of Goldman-Sachs to be her 2016 campaign manager.
-She received millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs for speaking engagements
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs, JP Morgan, Citigroup, and UBS
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from China, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Yemen, Qatar, and the UAE
-She supported the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt and Turkey
-She voted for the Patriot Act twice
-She was "adamantly against illegal immigration" before she was for it
-She was opposed to gay marriage before she was for it
-She was a lawyer who defended a rapist and laughed at the plight of the 12 year old rape victim
-She approved the sale of US uranium to Russian nuclear corporations in exchange for millions of dollars in donations to her "charity"
-She gave out eight Secretary of State's Awards for Corporate Excellence, and seven were to corporations that donated millions to her "charity"
She is literally every reason not to vote for a politician rolled into one person.
>>29937774
We need more women in power. women will make things better and be less corrupt and dangerous than men! What this country needs is a womans touch!
>>29937774
Whoa. Hold on there. Gotta need to discuss some of those points...
>She's a she
Prove it.
>"lol neckbeard virgin manbaby"
>"uh, stop slut shaming me"
>LOL MANLET
>omg he wont date a fat woman? WHAT A HITLER LOVING RACIST BIGOT
>>29937717
Whats your point? There are no comparisons there aside from sex. Wizards don't pass on their genes and sluts do, so sluts are overall better in every way. Men are expendable.
>>29937813
There is a difference, Sir Isaac Newton made that difference.
>finally get courage and ask girl at work out for lunch sometime
>"sorry anon, you're really sweet but I'm already seeing someone"
>she literally ignores me permanently ever since then
>one day new coworker starts, first day openly flirting with her, she asks him out on a date, he says yes
You're just ugly and weird but don't worry there are plenty of women out there
All girls are single when something better comes along and offers himself. Don't feel too bad, at least you're not the guy getting cucked.
>>29937661
Ehh, that's a bad feel but it's better to be ignored after asking her out than be friendzoned imo
Anyone here trying to recover from jerking off so much?
I don't believe in the whole nofap thing curing all your ailments, but I do know that I barely produce any fluid when I orgasm and the area on my groin nearest to my prostate feels strained and vaguely painful. Trying to just go a few weeks without so I can both stop feeling like as much of a failure and just give my sex organs a rest.It's fucking HARD though.
>>29937653
well, i'm not going to now. sauce?
>>29937653
Is that the nargles chick from Harry Potter?
Also, yea, if I don't jerk off for more than a day the next time I do it it feels so much better and I'll cum great big gobs of semen that my typical 3 sheets of toilet paper isn't enough. I can't remember the last time I went more than two days without jerking off though.
>>29937653
>jerking off so much
How much is that?
I honestly have trouble jerking off more than once in a 24 hour period. Is that a lot though?
Some of you are real bonobo monkeys it seems.
Anyone else trying to learn how to lucid dream here?
I'm probably doinggit wrong, but when I get to a certain level of tired I can close my eyes and the line between reality and dream sorta blurs. I'll believe I'm in reality right up to a certain point, then I half wake up again.
I've tried to have sex a few times but more often than not my brain takes me on it's own little tangent.
>>29937634
Mite be cool.
I'd learn to lucid dream to induce nightmares and scare myself shitless tho.
Just dreaming about nice shit would be boring.
>>29937634
The key to it is strong thought b4 the dream. Thinking about something hard before going to sleep will keep your mind active, now all you have to do is keep your mind on trying to lucid dream, much like when you have to wake up early in the morning so by telling yourself you have to get up early you actually end up waking up earlier because of your own sub conscience influence. But once you're in you don't wanna be to conscience of it because that's how you end up waking up. And it's very hard to go back twice in one night.
But be warned I've had some situations where I've been paralyzed in my Dream and though I'm fully conscience I can't escape no matter what, and in the dream world Time goes by alot slower in the Dream world, my longest time there felt like a half a week literally. Sometimes you'll create new memories that you are convinced happened but actually never existed in the dream world. I've even convinced myself a few times that the dream was real life and went to sleep within my Dream, just to become totally mindfucked upon awakening for real.
It's not that scary though, an experienced Lucid Dreamer (Been doing this shit since 6, I eventually stopped around 12, but I can still do it) You can tell the dream state from real life, because you have that fuzzy feeling in your head akin to when you're groggy while sleeping. Also Things are very off most of the times. Like little details such as People's behavior, as well as yours don't align with their personality. I often find myself saying or doing shit that I normally wouldn't do, like being edgy or tripping on myself in my sleep, As well as people being complete assholes or being nicer than usual. It's typically your projections of the people, in which they act x4. I've even woken up mad as hell at a person IRL that is normally very kind and friendly because of the dream events.
One last thing the Lucid Dream world is Incredibly Detailed and you can see every detail of say a wall or floor.
I'm pretty sure lucid dreaming takes preparation and shit.
But when in that half asleep half awake phase it pisses me off, im horribly incompetent and can't do anything. I'm basically retarded in my dreams.
Should I delete my folder which contains many subfolders of images of girls I consider cute? They are usually either celebrities or girls I know in person. I use them to aid my imagination in fapping to them.
>>29937628
No, you should share your favorite pictures from the folder with us!
Also, Margaret is a god tier qt.I have such a folder, but it's only one girl.
>>29937628
No. If you were dating a girl and they found this, it might make them go "hmmm" at first, but if you literally explained what you just said, they'd suck your dick. I'm not even memeing. It's literally innocent. Just delete it afterward... or bury it further.
>>29937628
>liking girls
absolute pleb tier
Where were you when you realized that we're the last generation of robots?
>VR technology is advancing rapidly
>"robots" of the future will be able to enter a fully fledged real life simulation where they can play god
>"robots" of the future will be able to have a full virtual relationship with 10/10 waifus of their choosing
>"robots" of the future will be able to get laid daily at the press of a button
>even if this becomes a thing in our lifetimes it would probably be virtual boy tier
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
Nah, women would outlaw VR waifu technology. We'll never be free
>>29937609
>implying the feminist/roasties won't come for our "misogynistic VR porn/waifus
Do you really think women will allow themselves to be replaced? Without mens attention they are literal subhuman cockroaches, they will push for laws banning anything that could replace them
>>29937609
This board is what coined the term "robot", so...I guess we were also the first generation?
Hey anon, have you met our new kid, Patel Jr
Hi, Patel Jr, I'm sage
>>29937601
>It's that one indian who tries to race bait on /r9k/
Lmao maybe I'll be impressed when you order a pizza without asking for the deals
>>29937601
every thread deserves a bump
Serous question, how do I get a girlfriend?
>>29937598
>Serous question, how do I get a girlfriend?
become a girl
be your own girlfriend
>>29937598
If you want advice on how to get a normie girlfriend, go to fucking /adv/ and ask the fucking normies.
Same story if you just want someone to fuck.
If you want a loving relationship with a girl who is not a normie. Noone has any fucking idea.I spend all my time inside, like most on this site, so that's probably 90% of the problem.
>>29937665
I overused the word fuck in this post
>tfw the new feminist Ghostbusters has a 75% on Rotten Tomatoes
>>29937549
Rotten tomatoes is the SJW movie rating site anyway. They always rate Adam Sandler films 10% whether or not it's good because he offended some Indians or some shit. I don't even rely on critics or movie reviews anymore because of how cancerous society is.
>>29937602
Isn't Rotten Tomatoes just an aggregation of every critic's review, though? I don't think it's that RT is SJW, it's that movie critics in general are SJW.
>>29937602
>Adam Sandler films
>good
What
>girl i'm going on date with tomorrow just texted me out of blue "Excited to see you!!! *heart face*
>says she wants to do something lowkey around town and chill at her house a while later
>she says I'm "very" attractive god only knows why
Should I buy a pack of condoms? What are my chances of losing my virginity assuming I don't go turbo autist?
I doubt anything will happen because I'm a beta fuck but I'm thinking there's a real shot here. What say you?
>>29937542
Can't hurt to have 'em, anyways.
how did you meet or set up the date?
>>29937542
It's always a good idea to keep a condom on you at all times. You never know.
>wifes son beat me up again
this fucking cunt assaults me whenever she leaves the room
what do?
>>29937519
Tear the faggot a new oneThis is original comment6532
>>29937519
>another man's child beat me up
>it's happened more than once
>being this much of a cuck in 2016
My sides are in deep space
throw the bitch in jail
What do your rooms look like? Where do you watch your cartoons from?
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call me a beta again
>>29937483
you're a beta bitch and you'll never amount to anything
>>29937483
you are a beta, tiny-dick loser
helIo beta
