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>tfw considering transitioning even though I know it's a horrible mistake
>>29933920
it is a horrible mistake, you are better off a gay beta male than failed tranny
do not do it
it's not, it's actually pretty cool
at the very least, get those 'mones. you don't actually have to dress like a woman until you're ready, or you can even delay it perpetually like me
dem hormones are great either way
>>29933920
Same thing here, thing is I just told my parents
>you don't act like a girl
>you don't like girly things
It really made me think about my choice but now I've told them it's too late to turn back without looking like a massive fool.
tfw you can no longer imagine someone finding you attractive.
maybe you are, in fact, fully ugly?
have you tried being yourself, bruh?
>tfw personality is ugly too
>Go to the gym.
>Cute girls walk by trying to work out in peace.
>Several black guys come in taking off their shirts and do their best to flex and pose for them.
>Girls walk away
>Blacks guy says ''where you going I love mexican chicks''
>They follow them everywhere till they run to the girls bathroom.
>Gym employee eventually shoos them off.
what is wrong with men. why do they enable this shit to happen
>it's a veiled white male humiliation cuck porn thread
>>29933878
Fuck off and take your sick fetish with you
will a nice fembot please write Happy Birthday Anon 7-13-16 Hang In There
Please, I've never done this but today is my birthday and I'm barely hanging on.
>>29933811
on her tits please
i cant even do requests right
>>29933811
Hey Anon! Fembot here.
I recorded a happy birthday message for you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X7OuRiFoaS
>>29933860
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X7OuRiFoaS
thanks :)
How do I stop my 15 year old sister from dating a nigger?
0/10 cuck bait. try harder
Knock her unconscious and hide her in the basement or something.
Why do you even care what your normie sister does with her life?
You don't. Warn her, and wait until he beats her up or worst case scenario impregnates her and skips down. All you can do anon.
What does a woman have to do to earn your respect? What will make you treat her the way you would a man?
Be smart and reasonable.
>>29933783
If she is willing to entertain viewpoints and perspectives before dismissing them outright, then she has my respect. Empathy and intelligence are the two big things I look for, desu.
>>29933783
It's almost impossible to treat a woman the same way we would a man. Men and women are fundamentally different, and men are conditioned to pedestalize women and go hard on their fellow men.
To earn my respect, all a woman has to do is not be a slut or a whore, and don't be a rude cunt. That's about it. I don't feel like being a "real man" and taking abuse from a cunt just so they can feel better about themselves.
![Kevin-Smith-Says-Clerks-3-Still-Happening-Reveals-Tusk-Poster[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0mmYTwl.jpg "Kevin-Smith-Says-Clerks-3-Still-Happening-Reveals-Tusk-Poster[2]")
What's it called when you're sitting around alone and saying things like "Faggot....Faggot...I am a Faggot....I like to suck dick...I am a Faggot" in a strangely clipped and robotic voice?
It's called being a faggot, anon.
>>29933758
Sounds like your brain chemicals are out of whack. You should try some pregnenolone or 5-HTP. Maybe caffeine too if you are addicted.
>>29933919
Nice, where'd you get your degree? What field are you in?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOOU7fc1yH8
This is probably the most realistic pickup artist
>>29933755
fuck is shit rebbit crap
>spamming ur shitty video
>>29933805
>2016
>not spamming your video on the most popular site on the web
Ok boys let's go.
I'm doing it once again.
Slitting my arms open cause I'm bored
>>29933741
nah I don't want you to do that.
>>29933772
I don't want me to do it either but ayy, relapse time once again
Real question though. Doesn't that fucking hurt, or is doing it just for the pain not actually a meme?
I have a 15 year old sister with diagnosed depression, anxiety and panic disorder. She hasn't been to school in a month. I am her brother and closest friend. Ask me anything.
Is she qt? Have you touched her?
>>29933717
Are you baiting for incest story requests?
>do you have any?
How often does she ask for your dick?
What the fuck does "trying too hard" means?
I'm having a meltdown over here. I got over a huge argument with my family and they told me that I try to hard. When I asked them what the fuck does that means they just said "just be yourself :)".
Am I living in fantasy land? How can people just walk around believing such stupid platitudes? What's wrong with trying hard when I'm such a fuck up trying to improve?
>>29933676
They mean you are trying too hard to create an image which not true. How do you dress?
>>29933676
Ya got memed on son
>>29933793
Probably this.
Is there something that you strive to portray? Are there certain traits that you value, and you are consciously awaiting an opportunity to act in accordance with those traits?
EAR WON'T STOP RINGING!!!!!!!!!
>>29933650
stop going to clubs you fucking normalfag
>>29933650
>your ears are now manually ringing
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
That's not your ear
It's the phone
Pick it up
Don't make them wait
who else ever almost got a gf/bf
keyword almost
>had almost got a gf about twice now
>doesn't matter if I got her or not, I don't know how to maintain a meaningful relationship
>and I hate responsibility
girl I really like seems to really like me too but im too scared to ask her out. I hate myself I can't do this simple shit.
Honestly, my forehead is a great place for a bullet.
>>29933627
>get asked out by a girl
>we have a nice time, lots of positive signs on her part like initiating contact and laughing at everything I say
>we have shitloads in common
>after date, try contacting her
>constant excuses why she couldn't talk
>so I leave her alone
>radio silence since then
kill me senpai. I was so sure this was gonna work. like, really really sure.
>>29933682
how long have you two known each other?
Why are black people memes so much better than white people memes?
idk mate. 4chan has made some pretty good memes. Black people were made by god to post on twitter, though.
>>29933639
>black people were made by god to post on twitter
Does that mean that I wasn`t made by god?
>>29933549
Because racism is always funny
Look at this mother fucker right here. Just look at him, for fuck sake. What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you look at this autist? Were you thinking that he suffered from severe tfw no GF or were you thinking that he's a fucking genius? Because the first part is also true. There was even a time when he was speaking to hallucinatory, cosmic pigeons and overall he was a very sad, lonely individual much like ourselves. But you know what? None of that shit matters because science isn't about mundane personal shit but about transcendence.
We don't remember all the horrible problems this fucker had in his personal life or fault him for them. We only remember him for his extraordinary effort to bring about these brilliant ideas across numerous fields -- none of which would have happened if he gave in ... And it wasn't just about will power because we all have our problems that will never go away. Instead, when you put pen to paper and write down a new idea, you become something greater than meat.
It no longer matters that you jerk off to loli or live with your parents at 45 years of age. All that fucking matters is whether or not your work is correct, and when you reach that point you transcend. You leave behind all your shitty problems and join the ranks of those rare few who accomplished the same. Ordinary men and women like yourselves living shitty lives, who managed to stop molesting children long enough to uncover some objective beauty -- and if you can do that r9k -- in that moment you become euphoric -- I truly believe that.
Thanks so much for reading this everyone, wow. Science is beautiful. I feel incredible right now! Wow!
>There was even a time when he was speaking to hallucinatory, cosmic pigeons
>hallucinatory
>implying they didn't teach him how to harness the power of the gods
>>29933542
His life is one big BTFO to lolbertarians and capitalist cocksuckers. Revolutionized the modern world and died a penniless bitch robbed by ruthless businessmen.
but what if you're too unmotivated and dumb to bother with science and creative work?
