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Why are women such attention whores?
Also women hate thread
>>29925306
>this is why I hate men
Whores hate when men tell other men that they're whores.
>>29925439
Anyone else here?originalo comento
ayyee lmaoo
What is your most obscure fetish, /r9k/?I masturbate to the Japanese flag when Japanese person posts on /pol/ or /int/. I get hard when they post
Bumparino pumparino
Snot. Only two works with it in hentai even exist.
Suffering.
Slime girls. Don't know why.
>he took the manlet meme on 4chan literally
Girls IRL literally do not care about a man's height. It's just something that pathetic virgin tallfags try to hold on because they have nothing else going for them in life.
no shit, /r9k/ is /excuses general/
>>29922977
Yesterday I was walking past a bunch of high school girls who are at my college for lacrosse camp this week and I heard one of them say "that guy's kinda hot, too bad he's so short". I'm 5'10
Dude nice meme. Wanna know how I know you never leave your house or used Tinder/dating site?
What's your height?
Write a letter to someone who may never read it.
Remember to leave initials
V,
I was looking at the pictures you used to send me yesterday. You had a pretty nice body for such a short girl.
-T
R
I think you're perfect
S
FBI,
Please go.
-A
![sample_6cfbf4bcb98f32db6640722570b331f883dc9b69[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6J7abYP.jpg "sample 6cfbf4bcb98f32db6640722570b331f883dc9b69[1]")
"Oh hey Anon! I know you're a big boy so I've got a special big snack for you- HNNNNNGNGGNGNnngNGngNgnNGgngGGGGGngnGNgnNGnngnhhhhhhgHHHHHHHHHHnN" *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP" oh excuse me!
man i love these anyone got more?
brap nyash!
>>29920682
you will never comprehend how hard i've been laughing at this thread
>my sides
Pokemon go is for nerds XD!
The first game came out when I was 6 and I've played most games multiple times, seen hundreds of episodes, and I just Uninstalled the game. It gets annoying when I'm out near the beach by myself and a group of 5 girls are screaming "It's a HUGE BAT THING"
normies ffs
it's getting pretty ridiculous. the pokestops on my campus are crazy populated. tons of people all the time.
>>29917461
I was never into pokemon: didn't like the anime, didn't play the games, nothing.
Previously it was alright, because not many people play pokemon now. Not anymore.
The only thing everyone talk about is pokemon go. I used to be able to have brief
conversations with normfags, but now I'm more isolated than ever before. All
because of a game. This is the second time I'm sad this year.
So, do you think you're in your oneitis' league? How would you two look together?
What makes you think you deserve her/him?
>>29916704
>So, do you think you're in your oneitis' league?
Attractiveness is probably about the same, but he's way nicer and functional than I am
>How would you two look together?
Probably a little weird, but he's taller than me which is good. 6'1 I believe
>What makes you think you deserve her/him?
I don't that's why I want to stop talking to him, but I can't help myself.
>>29916843
Fucking tranny
That's a fucking tranny
>>29916704 (OP)
I'm not in her league. Shes ten years older than me and is the wife of one of the biggest halachich authorties in my city. EVEN if we were to somehow go out, we would both be heavily ostracized by the community even though its 110 percent kosher (that is if we got together in a kosher way)
I don't deserve her. I am a. cruel and licentious doppelganger of humanity.
hey guys, i got a tranny gf a few months ago and it's going alright so far, i know a lot of you have been thinking about getting a tranny gf so i just wanted to give you a tranny gf pros and cons list so you can make better decisions in regards to having a tranny gf
pros of having a tranny gf
>looks like a cute girl
>very sweet and cuddly all the time
>generally much nicer and more understanding than vagina girls overall
>no shit-tests or petty arguments
>almost always down to suck your dick, higher sex drive than a vagina girl
>her girl penis is very tiny and just hangs there so it's pretty easy to ignore
>hates normies as much as you do
>can smoke weed without immediately passing out
>similar hobbies
>doesnt care that you dont have any friends because she doesn't have any either
cons
>cries a lot, even more than a vagina girl
>mostly just wants to play video games and watch anime (probably a pro for many of you but i dont really like video games and i hate anime and i have to pretend i like it or else she starts crying)
>eats way too much fucking pizza and delivery pizza starts getting pretty expensive when you have to order it 2+ times a week for her
>takes a lot of time and prep for her to have anal sex
>wears diapers (apparently this is popular with tranny girls, i mean she looks cute in them and gets really cuddly when she wears them, but it's kind of weird changing them)
>man farts
overall i prefer tranny gfs over vagina gfs, much less stressful and way more blowjobs
>gf
get out
(original comment)
>>29903518
yeah i know i mostly only lurk now dont worry, i try not to post because i agree if you have a gf you shouldn't post here
just wanted to make this one thread because i thought it would be useful info for you guys
>>29903484
No matter what way you cut it, you're still dating a man. And that's gay, bro.
Also, they're rarely cute.
When dogs smack their lips profusely, wtf do they mean? Are they telling me to hol' up?
>>29900852
>tfw no wan wan who smacks its lips profusely
>>29900875
When the hell are you gonna get new reaction images husky-sama?. The darker red wine was pretty nice btwtbqhwyf
>>29901069
pls.......................no bully reaction image........................................husky.....................pls hug................
>mommy bought me eggplant tendies
ree
>mommy said I'm too old for dino tendies
>mfw she doesn't know I know the code to the gun safe
>>29933285
>mommy said no tendies unless I clean my basement
>mfw she didn't notice the bleach in her shampoo
>>29933257
>>29933285
>>29933317
you fags can't even frogpost right, what happened to this board?
>Ctrl-f
>"Comfy"
>[blank]
>mfw pic related
what is archive
Bing bong lamalamadingdong
>>29933109
Mobile so archive sucks balls
>you will never be a sassy black girl
>you will never have the willpower to laugh in the face of the world's most grievous dangers and throw witty comebacks and exaggerated hand gestures right back at them
How are they so fearless?
They're just really, really dumb
>>29932873
> tfw stronk black girl
> keep fucking taking everything in stride
> want to be babied just once
> get babied and then realize that I'm probably being a fag
> go back to taking everything in stride
> end up being a doormat because no one expects me to complain and tell me to stop whining if I'm actually complaining, even though I make it a point not to complain
>you will never impregnate a thick black girl
why even exist as a human being in the 21st century
Do slavs have white privilege?
Pic unrelated.
pic is obviously related otherwise you wouldn't be posting
>>29932725
fuck off back to /tv/ cuck
>>29932725
>Do slavs have white privilege?
As a slav living in the westabsolutely not
they fucking hate us
It's such a primal experience, you can't see them unless you look back, they just pound away at your ass and make you cum.
I've got ankylosing spondylitis so I can't arch my back as much as I'd like, but it's still fun.
Have you tried it?
I've tried saging garbage /b/ threads.
>subtle white male humiliation porn thread
sage goes in options field
>>29932633
No this is not about race. I want to hear about people taking it from behind
>you're pathetic
>you'll never have sex if you keep doing that
Are normies that rotten? Are they unable to seek and find joy in other life aspect, except having intercourse? Are their lifes that empty that they have to claw on their one big -accomplishment- ? It seems like a typical response you get when they ran out of things to say / when they purposely refuse to understand what they're talking about, only to shun or alienate other people even further. -I don't like what you are doing so...so...you'll forever stay a virgin, loser. Haha-
> you're wasting your life with this / on that
Never knew you could waste your life on something you enjoy. I thought living an enjoyable life is the goal of everyone. Enlighten me.
Yes, most are simple minded animals running on autopilot
You'll stop caring eventually.
You only hear that shit on 4chan.
