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>just revealed my power level and toId my famiIy that rape isn't that bad and is blown out of proportion
>mom won't speak to me
>dad called me a shit head
>mom won't speak to him
Probably means your mom got raped at some point, otherwise she'd yell or argue instead of just shutting down.
>>29929616
Thats what you get for speaking to your family
>>29929616
>imagine spending 9 entire months pregnant with op
>go through the worse pain of your life to birth him
>he turns out to be like this
i feel bad for your mother
please consider suicide
>have this crush on a hot co-worker with big tits
>decide to stop being an autistic loser, man up for the first time in my life and flirt with her
>flirt with her for the whole month, she responds greately
>hugged her 3 times and got to feel those awesome tits on my body
>feeling especialy good today after I got a promotion proposal from my boss
>my confidence have never been this high ever
>decided to ask her out on a date
>sat down with her, took her hand and asked her out
>she's blushing, chemistry between us is amazing, leave her my number and say she could call me on monday
>decided today I will kiss her goodbye instead of a hug
>try to kiss her and she pulls me away and just says "ok bye"
>uttered "wow, what the hell?" as an assburger
>walked away
>confidence is below ground level again
>back to r9k
>hello darkness my old friend
>>29929594
Theres your proof that she just wants you as an orbiter so just try to cut contact as good as possible. Cant cut all since shes your coworker tho.
>>uttered "wow, what the hell?"
Not bad. You did not come across as that much of a cuck at-least.
>>29929632
Damn, am I really in the friend zone again? I tried so hard and got so far...
Post your height and the height you'd like to be.5'8 here and feeling just fine.
>>29929584
5'9
I'd like to be like a foot shorter. Then I could be a cute loli.
>>29929584
5'7 and I'm golden
>>29929584
5'8
I wish I was at least 5'10
>tfw most of of your posts get unfavorable responses
>>29929548
>gf won't swallow
>>29929548
I like your post anon
>tfw most of your posts get no responses
How many lurkers are here? Why would you be afraid of posting? I post whatever I want whenever I want. I don't care.
>>29929490
Witness my annoying and useless input! You asked for it!!
>>29929490
i have anxiety, even online lhjfrytreyd
>>29929490I had to lurk for 24 hours because I was banned
Emilys account is back up and running for those who aren't following you again
>>29929488
LiteraIIy fucking who?
>>29929488
I just want a qt belly gf.
>>29929488
can you post pics of this chicks tits, Im bored at work and really sad.
I just learned that women think "emotional infidelity" is worse than sexual infidelity.
My question: what the fuck even IS "emotional infidelity"?
>what the fuck even IS "emotional infidelity"?
existing in the same universe as other women
this crime can only be overlooked for chad
>>29929469
When you start treating another girl better than your gf or showing another girl affection. Most girls consider it cheating.
Why would infidelity be a relevant topic on a board for robots?
And no, if you ever were on a position to be cheated on either romantically or sexually, you're not a robot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnbT7CXt-w8
Are NEETs the only people in the world who can make this stop?
>>29929451
THIS IS NOT A TEST
>>29929451
Welcome back NEETbro, I thought we lost you.
I'm sorry but I'm too busy studying Iranian art music in my free time. Have a nice one comfybro
>mom caught me fapping to sissy hypnosis
>>29929437
Where do I find all these unique and sexy angry pepes? Please respond.
>>29929437
lt's aII over Iad
>>29929458
they're called rare pepes for a reason. If you want the rarest ones you'll have to make your own. You also have to accept the fact that as soon as you release it into the wild, it will likely never be rarer than it was before you posted it.
>starting to get fat
>>29929419
go work out or stop complaining
>>29929419
nigga you be finnin to pig it up, put down the fork yo
>Can't fit into the only pair of jeans i have anymore
>he wears shoes under size 12 mens
Footlets don't deserve to call themselves men
>tfw 6'2 but wear a 10.5 shoe size
Kinda sucks
11.5 is the shoe size master race.
>>29929350
>tfw 6' manlet and wear 10.5
Life truly is hell
Why do Stacies like guys with tattoos? Dont say "J00z" I want a non-meme answer.
Why do normies in general like tattoos? Why are they such pieces of soulless garbage.
Most people like Tattoos these days. It's just another aspect of our special snowflake generation.
>>29929189
How have people forgotten that women like bad-boys? Jesus Christ. I thought this was common knowledge, but apparently people are seriously falling victim to the nice-guy meme pushed by social media.
It's like a graphic T-shirt, but for your skin!
Also helps normies pick out who among them has lax morality, so they can tell by sight who will want to do weird sex stuff and drugs.
Is there anything redeemable about Reddit?
>inb4 butt hurt plebbitors hunting for self-esteem boosting points
>>29929184
they have a lot of great cat pictures but the rest is complete shit.
Smaller subreddits for niche interests aren't that bad.
The larger subreddits have next to no redeeming qualities, and should be avoided.
>>29929636
I agree.
It's a shame that those smaller ones get censored due to "hate speech" and basically going against the narrative.
Alright R9k. Strap yourselves in because it s story time. My robot and cyborg friends said I should post my life story on here. There s a lot of details here that I left out of the original that I told them. It s probably not as bad as a lot of the shit on here, but I feel like it s a story worth telling and it s generally a miserable and hopeless journey that becomes worse the longer it goes. It s a long one about giving up on life, so pack your fucking bags I m going to try my best to take you on my trip through feelsville.
>at a young age diagnosed with autism
>very blatantly clear, completely dysfunctional. Problem child
>as a good explanation I didn t see people as people. It s hard to explain
>I just saw them as objects or puzzles to work in the best way or to the best way I wanted them too
>primary school
>bullied every day. Starts small, grade one and two just sort of social isolation. Wasn t too bothered though, didn t understand what they needed in order to work . Still in this robo-logic state.
>by grade 3 the physical violence starts. Biting, cutting with scissors, etc.
>parents are starting up a company together in electrical engineering. From this point on they are not home until late in the evening, have to learn to cook and fend for myself
>every week these six fuckers come and paint my privates with vegemite
>doesn t sound too bad but the stuff itches and stinks like hell
>public school cares not because they don t see half the shit that goes on and they just account the cuts and bruises to the playfighting that goes on
>even though literally all I did at lunchtimes was walk along the line of the playing field and follow the paint, staring at the ground
>finally it all starts to stack up
>start to become depressed. Don t understand why what I m doing doesn t work as it s based on logic from my point of view.
>no one to help or support me
This jsut for context. Gets worse as goes on. Cont?
This is A tier autism right here OP. Cont that shit
I never understood autism. What is happening in your brain? You said you see normal people as objects, do you mean like in a videogame, npcs with preset dialogues, just dumb animals? What happens when you just NEED to touch something to continue walking? What do you think about, daydreaming or some usefull information?
Contd. Part 2.
>one time I went to the counsellor he asked me if I sniffed glue and all this bullshit
>about grade 6 starts to kick in that people are more than just challenges for me to fix and that I m not the only thinking person in the world
>family business gets fucked by the ceo dad hired to manage the company into his retirement
>$2,000,000 in debt after liquidation
>I m self-harming badly at this point and pretty depressed. Don t understand why nothing works for me and don t understand my existence after my entire world got redpilled
> gtfo primary school
>start hs
>figure out fully that people are really individual and unique but all have an inherent set of values that can be toyed with. Sort of half and half with what I used to be.
>don t have a personality. Just pretended to be what the person(s) talking to me would like and branched from there.
>get first proper friends
>really big funny guy overweight dude
>qt sperg. Strawberry blonde, 5ft7 or 8 with cute freckles and glasses. Attractive.
>try and get me into anime and all that stuff
>not at all interested but still join in because this is the best relationship I ve ever hard
>funny guy, we ll call him Big E, comes to me and says You know T has feelings for you right.
>what
>she really likes you, you should ask her out
>fucking terribly depressed still, don t know why though, can t seem to put my finger on one reason. Grades start to be affected. Don t know what I m going to do in life.
>I agree to ask her out, she says yes v excited
>dad tries to kill himself the day before we go out together. Still haven t seen much of parents since dealing with financial stuff and personal issues within the marriage. Dad s become a bit of an alcoholic and Mum was always a little nuts.
>go to the movies together
>she notices I m more reserved than usual
>she s wearing some really gorgeous clothes, and she s really trying to engage me
Let me know when you want more.
how do apostrophes and quotations?
How do I deal with overwhelming loneliness?
>>29928963
by shitposting endlessly
join random skype groups
>>29928963
Talk with other lonely people
