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if a genie gave you one wish what would you choose?
I would choose to make Pepe the Frog real and to make him my best friend.
>>29926280
make a wish that no other wish can come true
kekerss
>>29926280
to turn back time some ten to fifteen years
theres been situations in my life I guess were I might have had an opportunity to turn things around if I had known beforehand what the correct behavior would have been, but obviously didnt because IM NOT FUCKING CLAIRVOYANT
Who else hates blacks here? They're a bunch of dindus https://youtube.com/watch?v=sL5iqph_KRQ
Blackbots have to be the most annoying groups on this board. They usually all smell like shit
They kill each other over fucking overpriced shoes
What a pathetic race.
>>29926267
>Blackbots have to be the most annoying groups on this board.
Fucking this. If you're a nigger, you are not welcome on this board. Especially if you're those "wahh why won't whites accept me" ones.
>>29926292
I understand the black SJW movement can be a little annoying, but this hateful stuff reeks of beta autism
>>29926267
>>29926292
fuck off
you stormfags are the cancer that is destroying this board from the inside
why dont you go back to stormfront and whine about "muh white genocide" or whatever it is you like to do you fat degenerate inbred fucks
saged
is it gay if i get bored of straight porn and now i only pop boners watching hung black guys fuck shemales?
Doesn't sound gay at all.
He's fucking something that looks like a woman.
So not gay
But in my opinion, geting a dick in the ass is not really that gay so I could be wrong
>>29926218
why havent you started watching AMWF porn?????????
http://www.xvideos.com/?k=amwf
>>29926314
because asian guys are pathetic desu
>>29926288
but i kinda like the backsides of shemales too with the dicks and all and i enjoy it when their hard cute cocks fly around and spray cum while the bull fucks them
>bring laptop in to repair
>notice the guy serving me was a chad who bullied me at school
>told a repair would cost $100
>REEE
>guy there said I can store stuff on his pc while I get my laptop fixed as long as it's under 2gb
>lolokay
>upload all my lolicon, scat and BLACKED folders on to his computer
>almost 2gbs
>leave a complaint saying that chads laptop was disgusting and I will never go back there
>see on normie book he got fired for 'some sick fuck'
>mfw
Haha what a fuck. I'm posting this from that laptop btw ;) got it free of charge
>>29926194
Good job bro, fuck him.
>>29926194
Kek
I really hope this is real.
>>29926194
What kind of company's policy would allow that?
You're chatting shit anyway, no one would have the balls to do that.
One of my best friends in highschool. Literally this girl and me were close as shit back then.
Fast forward 4 years later we barely speak and I messaged her for the first time yesterday. She tells me how she has an apartment with him and how he refuses to let her go out with friends or hang with others.
Like he has her on max lockdown and im just wondering how could any girl live like that.
Seriously what the fuck? Do thry enjoy losing their human rights? I said how bullshit it was and she was like "yeah".
Then had the nerve to say after I said I would be shit on if i ever told a girl not to go someplace that "I doubt youd be that controlling".
Fucking yo. What the hell is wrong with women? Must I be an asshole to get them to like me?
Do I have to start beating them? Im sorry but my mother raised me to respect women but after growing up and being a 20 year old in the dating scene i just cant.
>>29926168
Are you that autistic that you're making her abuse about you? Don't be retarded, she is being coerced to stay with him and can't leave right now due to life circumstances and he is taking advantage of that. She resents this or will grow to resent it and when she leaves him she'll despise the idea of him.
Do you want to be that motherfucker?
>>29926168
Women will do literally anything for a guy they're attracted to and pair bonded with. They also enjoy, on some level, being dominated in various ways.
Her bf sounds pretty pathetic though honestly. Mate guarding is supremely beta - basically announcing to the world 'this is the best i can do and i'm terrified of losing her'.
> Do I have to start beating them? Im sorry but my mother raised me to respect women but after growing up and being a 20 year old in the dating scene i just cant.
I'll go ahead and pretend you didn't just type such a faggy shit. That's a very unfortunate thing, anon. Does the guy do drugs or anything illegal? Then call the cops on him, simple as that. But forget about her, she's long gone. Sorry, but she's just a memory now, the young girl died.
It proves useful for the revival of traditional family values. It should be standard procedure performed systematically once the child reaches 12. I have performed 3 circumcisions.
cut vs uncut debate thread incoming
I think women should have there brains removed and their bodies should be kept alive to act as baby ovens.
This is a question of morals and morals are subjective, so being a robot I have no opinion.
Although what does annoy me is people who support male but not female circumcision. (illogical)
can someone explain to me why asian women will only date white men, if they date outside their race?
my black friend has been rejected by a few of them , and they always try to hit on me. but i reject them because they were being rude to my bro.
plenty of black guys date Asian chicks, even if it's less common than white guys
>>29926098
I never understood why you would post shit bait.If you're going to attempt to rustle people's jimmies then at least do it right fucking ledditor.
>>29926098
I've heard asian girls like to withhold sex in the relationship.
YOU LOSE YOUR TIME HERE !
>>29926091
If he's so sad at the world why doesn't he just scrap it and start over?
>>29926115
Because satan is the king of earth
I don't know what else to do
What book are you reading atm?
This bad-boy
Is that book any good? How legit is Trump's writing?
>>29926986
Hahaha I read this when I was 16 and totally convinced I was as smart as Einstein even though I had a B in just regular High School Physics.
I remember when it got to the part about how he was already doing complex math at 12 and my stomach just sank like crazy... wew that fucking book man, good memories.
I used to walk over to the gym and wait in the lounge for my grandla to be finished with his therapy so we could go home
>>29927052
Reading about brilliant people is pretty demoralising sometimes...
>don't forget to tip your server at least 20%
>>29926052
Dont forget delivery charge plus tax plus gratuity entry level percentage plus courtesy charge plus 20% percent finalizing tip :^)
Yeah i have a tip for them
just the tip xD
>>29926052
I like to tip my server with play money and I live in a big city so I never have to go to the same place twice
Is it just me or are they scary?
D A L E
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IT'S ABOUT TO GET UGLY
QUE VUELTA
I have seen a kid run away from me once. Never considered it was the baldness.
Anyone else here have body dysmorphia?
It's been making me seriously contemplate suicide for a very long time now. I can't handle being so different from what I want to be, which is already somewhat far out of typical reality.
To make it that much worse, it feels like it might be paired withgender dysphoria.
bumpering the threede
>>29925904
idk there's trannys and shit but they're also just a meme
Are you on any antidepressants or stims or anything bro?
What are some really depressing vidya?
I saw a thread about it on /v/ and 99% of answers were shit like Heavy Rain and MGS3 so I decided to ask here.
Pic unrelated, obviously.
This War of Mine
Not Original
>>29925876
The Fly is super short, hardly even a game, but it's pretty depressing I guess. Brothers, a Tale of Two Sons has a reasonably tragic ending, along with the first installment of The Banner Saga (goat btw).
>>29925876
Spec ops the line
Mother 3
>tfw desperately trying to turn myself gay by watching gay porn for 7 hours every day
>tfw also watching sissyhypnosis and cock worship hypnosis
>tfw 7 months spent on it
>tfw it's not working
I am seriously going to castrate myself
If I bleed out, I bleed out and die
fuck this
i never asked to be born
32 and still a virgin, get extremely angry when seeing women
>>29925861
That's not how it works you retard
you're supposed to use the gateway kinds of porn and find where your limit is
my limit is twinks, most gay porn is gross to me
>>29925861
When is the last time you asked out a woman in person???
>>29926823
never did tbphwyf
i want an asian qt, where do find one? apparently my state has a very low asian population
>>29925860
the girl is a kpop singer Hyuna probably most well know as being in PSY's gangnam MV, the guy on the right is a gay black dancer in one of her vids.
>>29925890
well, i wasn't asking about them.
i was asking how to get an asian qt
>>29925860
I dunno, lad. Try going to Asia?
