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Who else here don't want sex?
I just want someone with an infectious smile to cuddle while we sleep
>>29927795
I'm happy alone
I thought this too OP.
Then we got close.
Then my body instinctively wanted to fuck.
You're an animal and a slave to your instincts.
>>29927821
Blah blah blah I'm a normie blah blah be yourself
So I was playing Pokemon go today when I came across some people hanging out, a 10/10 qt included. I'm socially awkward, but I tried to talk to them anyway. I asked if they went to the nearby gym yet. I got one slight mummer of a yes, but that was about it. They basically ignored me. They left soon after.
Why is it hard to make friends /r9k/?
Pic unrelated
>>29927785
>You approached a group of people
>You never met
>In the streets
>Alone
Why is it so hard to make friends? Because you are a moron
>>29927966
Well, it was in front if a store, and a very public place.
>>29928005
That doesn't make it any better you dumbass
>elder brother got all the good genes
>>29927630
>younger brother saves all the dank memes
>>29927630
>Elder brother is autistic
>grandpa lives with us is Jewish in terms of money and an alcoholic
>one of my aunties ran away
>The other is mentally ill and in a hospital for taking someone hostage and hates..
>dad who's been married 3 times and hasn't showed a sign of affection to my mother since I remember
Who else /shit family/ here
>sister's penis is bigger than yours
You do realize manhood is not given but earned, right? So why don't you step up and take responsibility for others? That is the secret to happiness.
>>29927626
i am a pathetic manchild, i don't care for 'manhood' because i like my computer an autismbux
Even in my most beta days a decade ago I always considered marrying a single mom and taking care of some guy's children super pathetic.
>>29927626
I'm gonna go ahead and assume you stole this picture from /sp/ someone clearly shoopedthe broncucks hat onto the kid and the Raiders logo on the man.
>no skills
>no talents
>no aspirations
How am I supposed to figure out what I'm supposed to do with the rest of my life?
I need a career, but I can't think of anything I could do or like doing.
Anyone else worrying about the same? Anyone else overcame this problem? How did you find something?
>tfw unencumbered
Normalfags just inherently know what they want to do. And that's why I'm 24 and haven't worked or gone to college.
>>29927618
Because they are good slave
>go to ikea because it's cheap
>buy a simple nightstand
>sits in the unopened box
>finally work up motivation to assemble the thing
>open it and see this
what the fuck?on the right is another unopened box of the same size????
>>29927593
why don't you just stack some milk crates glue them together and slap a piece of cardboard ontop
boom instant nightstand
>>29927627
for the past 16 months I've been using the cox my computer case came in turned upside down as a nightstand (visible in the pic)
>>29927636
box..
Do you a know completely in aware beta? Some one who's so dumb they have no idea about the shitty situation they're in.
>Implying these guys aren't enlightened beings living fulfilling lives on 600% dopamine
>>29927572
I know one. He dresses wears dresses to school for his mistress who tried to fuck me, the mistress not the beta
>>29927572
on the other hand, you may be trying to leverage social pressure on someone who is not actually a member of your tribe, which would be pretty embarrassing
>all tribes are my tribe
you need to take an oxytocin blocker, senpaitachi
Who here has the most robot diet?
I eat almost nothing but plain microwaved potatoes and black coffee.
coffee is normiesm converted into a drinkable substance
bread, cheese, chocolate and coffee usually with cream, though.
Nothing but bottom shelf vodka for 3 days :(
FRY ME TO DER MOON AN LET ME PRAY AMONG DER STAAAARS
RET ME SEE WAH SPRING IS RIKE ON JUPITAH AN MARS
CRAZEE NOISEE PIZZA TOWN
>>29928049
CHEISU
Should I eat a pizza or diet/exercise? Help me decide.
>>29927523
eat pizza, you are already a degenerate fugg since you posted on this board. there is no hope, no amount of dieting will save you from your true autistic nature.
now eat that pizza fatty.
>>29927523
use the pizza for dirty gains my man
it's all about those sweet sweet calories
Exercise and become strong just because you can.
Are neckbearded orbiters the scum of the earth?
>>29927479
No that would be Stacy
They're more like the bacteria that feeds on the scum
Girl is hot tbqh. More?
as a former neckbearded orbiter, i was just delusional
thankfully i realized it was pointless to hang around and i got the fuck outta dodge
which hand do you use to wipe your ass with?
>>29927406
No Strawpoll :^(
Left ofc
>>29927406
i don't use my hands because I'm not a filthy degenerate i let the water do the work while i read the paper
>>29927473
bidets are autistic m8
>be me
>be Asian
>go to hooters with coworkers for lunch
>get q 3.14 caramel black girl as our server
>watch Black bot deny not liking her
>he grinds a packet of crackers to fine powder
>she is hot as fuck
>tfw I would give her the SAC
>>29927363
tfw her vagina is bigger than your penis
>>29927363
You need to suck my white cock right now
Fuck off Bebe. 4x
>gf goes to work
>get on /r9k/ and pretend to be NEET
I can't be the only one who does this.
I live this lie too
Same, anon, desu.
>>29927392
>>29927903
Well at least there's three of us so we can commiserate in our unique form of autism.
>Despite growing up with computers I'm already losing touch with mainstream technology
I don't understand how all these twitters and snapchat things work. I feel like an old person but I'm only 24.
>>29927260
It's okay, social media isn't for us robots anyways, it's not like we have a reason to try to get it anyways.
Why would one need social media without having any friends?
As for instant messaging Jabber is where it's at. Whatsapp is just proprietary garbage for normies who don't care about wheter they use proprietary garbage or not.
>>29927260
You know how use linux ?
