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What are your thoughts on brown girls?
>>29928580
Some of them are hot. Some of them are ugly
>can be said of every race
>>29928695
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fucking kiII yourself OP
they're usually much dumber but also much kinder and friendlier than white women. they have nice bodies but all have gross faces.
Why do robots fall for the 'looks and money are the only thing that women care about' meme?
>>29928568
>facts are memes
Okay.
Oregano.
>>29928568
>meme
You forgot status. because it sure as shit isn't "personality."
>>29928568
Dick size and height too
>tfw thin wrists
most of my tops have sleeves desu
So? I want my wrists to be thinner, gonna need to lose some weight.
lmao no wonder you're a lonely sack of shit
wrists are everything
>>29929053
inb4
>wristlets
>You LITERALLY can't be a robot if your wrist is greater than X in circumference
>taking off shoes
>sister starts screaming about my shoes being on the rug
>they are not on the rug
>starts screaming to get my feet off the pilates machine (lol)
>im sitting on it
>screams at me "YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO START SOMETHING RIGHT??"
>all i did was come inside with groceries and started taking my shoes off
>"YOULL GET YOURS. KARMA WILL HIT YOU."
TIL: Taking off shoes is illegal in my house
>>29928529
So she yelled at you, and like a beta said nothing and then came to the internet to tell your story....
kill the bitch
she does not deserve to live
>>29928559
nah, i told her that i didnt do anything and that unless she paid for the rug that i "stepped" on, she should keep her mouth shut.
she has severe ocd. she always does this.
i think im gonna go pour my cats litter on her bed while shes at school tomorrow.
Redemption is always there for those who seek it. Some are are farther from it than others, willfully or no.
It isn't easy. It's not supposed to be. But it is fair.
>>29928519
I try everyday of my life. I really want to become pure.
>But it is fair
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Next you're going to tell me that all I need to do is just be myself right?
>>29928541
Sincere effort never goes unnoticed.
>>29928586
The difficulty in achieving equilibrium is directly correlated with how far gone, willfully or no, you are. Only in extreme cases, where suffering is unavoidable, is death the ultimate liberator. For others, it is a matter of accepting they are only hurting themselves, clinging to lies they tell themselves. Stop the delusion at its roots. Look at yourself and recognize what is unhealthy.
>A robot : Someone who rejects society, is rejected by society and is a virgin. They also tend to be figuratively "dead inside" as they lack and will never achieve genuine happiness.
Would you say that my definition of a robot is correct? Memes aside, I would say that this is accurate.
Yeah, I guess it's pretty good, though as a cyborg I'm not a great judge.
>virgin
many robots are virgins, definitely a way larger percentage are than normas, but not all.
>"never will achieve genuine happiness"
should've been something like "no long term happiness", robots can get short-term happiness from getting autistically obsessed with games or getting butterflies from their oneitis or something. Other than those 2 things this is accurate
>>29929476
>not all robots are virgins
Get out
>finally have sex
>it feels really good for 10 seconds but then the rest of the time its just you trying your best not to cum and its not comfy anymore
what's the point?
>>29928482
I told you it was shit but you didn't listen
>she keeps going "KEEP GOING, JUST LIKE THAT, OH FUCK DON'T STOP'
>can't keep up that pace because if i did ill cum in 5 seconds
>>29928514
Okay normalfag, it's so shit you will proceed to do it a thousand more times in your life.
Why do normies think we have control over how we look?
Just be yourself bro!
Go talk to her!
It's that whole just world bullshit. You're ugly on the outside so you must be ugly on the inside. They're attractive on the outside because they're oh so attractive on the inside.
All their achievements are their own and never the product of luck or circumstance. It boosts their ego.
>>29928435
The call of duty shirt and his totally empty facial expression are the least attractive things about that picture. If he dressed nicely and expressed anything other than nothingness, it's not inconceivable that he could be attractive to somebody.
Why don't American have faces like these any more?
>>29928384
Dysgenics, you ugly, stupid, old fuck.
>>29928440
I'm about the average age for this place. I'm just struck by these old photos.
Because most people are overweight so they're less angular. Aside from that it's primarily just the difference in haircut styles
What do strangers think of you?
Everyone thinks I'm a drug addict. Just a couple hours ago I was walking around and some guy said:
>You're not gonna get any drugs looking all evil like that. Smile, man.
While I was walking by, two guys on their porch said:
>Now isn't that sad. This is the youth of today.
I don't know, maybe it's because I'm so sweaty and nervous all the time.
I apparently look irritable or impatient or like I'm gonna shoot up the place because people are just blunt and speak really fast, then leave.
They think I look angry or sad. Strangers are very observant.
>>29928367
Ugly. JUST REREREEEEEEEEEEEEE
If you don't suffer from depression and severe social anxiety GET THE FUCK OFFF THIS BOAAAAARD normSCUMMMM.
Only failed normies are depressed or anxious. True robots feel inner contentment with their lots in lives.
>>29928387
Yeah I used to feel like shit when I had a hope to compare my shitty conditions too.
But now that all hope is lost I'm basically just encompassed by my lack of, like my own little world of what normies see as misery but I see as apathetic reality.
Feels nice.
Maybe it's because I'm a wagey, job gives me incentive to live, coming home gives me incentive to feel relatively happy, then being comfy at home gives me further incentive to do the same the next day.
It's a beautiful cycle,
I even talk to my neighbor sometimes, just talking to him for a minute or two in my blocks lobby puts a spring in my step.
My days are rarely ruined because what the fuck can ruin them? Nobody can, nothing really can, misery is a thing of the past. don't worry OP one day you'll become enlightened that you'll never fuck anything with a pulse in your lifetime and you'll never have even a menial affect on the world- that's when the comfy lifestyle begins.
>Meme ilness
>that phase /r9k/ went through when it called everything autistic
that "phase" ended?
Anyone else notice that the usual "kek" has fucking all but disappeared from this boards vocabulary in 2016?
>>29928337
autism
>>29928355
this
>be me
>after a year of slavery at work get forced to take vacation in july because other months are for coworkers with family
>buddys have to work so it gets boring fast
>out of the blue pokemon GO is realesed
>since pokemon was a big part of my childhood I get exited
>check how it works and shit
>you have to actuell move you ass
>something different but null problemerino
>get idea
>still got some ectasy and plenty of weedfrom festival the weekend before
>ayyy gonna drug up and wander around
>I live in a small village so doing this shit at night is better
>get pumped and ready to be the very best
>mfw my mobile connection is to shit to even encounter pokemon they just dissapear
>mfw I can't even drive to a better mobile connection because drugs
>not like this
feels bad pic really related
>>>/v/344896636
Top autism friend
>>29928294
Well fuck you scum, no but what sucks is I live out in the country and have ZERO wifi, I have to drive to town to hunt pokemon.. I'm the only 32 yo out hunting fuck it idc I met some cool hunters though ..
GO team blue
>festival
I stopped reading there. Get off this board normie. Now!!!!! oooouuuuutttt
>have to go see my family, including cousins my same age for the first time in over a year in just 2 hours
Fucking FUCK! There's no way I can back out of this, and I already fucking regret it. I look at myself in the mirror and realize how awful I look. I actually look worse than I did last time I saw them. My life is also going nowhere, i've done nothing, i've accomplished nothing. Even my younger cousin who graduated after me is already ahead of me in life.
About a week ago I ran into an old middle/highschool classmate. When he asked me questions like "What have you been up to?" I completely drew a blank. I had absolutely nothing to say at all. It was so bad he just gave up on conversation and walked away.
Any other robots ever been in this situation? How did you deal with it?
What are your families like?
>>29928281
Isnt that bitch in the front line exaggerating a bit? Over acting, what a terrible performer. She turns around with a disgusting face already activated, like she could predict who was at the door, completely killing the purpose of the scene, which is to look at the new guest with a discontent surprise face. And then she goes full seizure mode to try to convey a 'looking down on' face, but it just seems that she's terribly constipated, trying with all forces not to shit herself right there. Apart from her distorted face expression alone, that really makes you wonder if she has a cactus up her arse.
Terrible actress. Would never cast again.
>>29928281
I can give you advice. How old are you?
>>29928785
19 years old. anon
What was the exact moment that made you lose all faith in women?
When I discovered anime exists
Probably when I realized every single peer competitor women in my field was a lesbian
>>29928275
>Played an MMO for many years
>Met females on the game
>added them to a fake normiebook account I made specifically to talk to some of them
>Realize regular women are whores
>posts about sex to all their friends
>going through guys like nothing
>One has tattoos from the game, still lives with their parent, and had a kid.
>HAD A KID WHILE STILL LIVING WITH THEIR PARENT
>HAPPY ABOUT IT
I can't handle women, its too much.
