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I get super turned on by the idea but then fap and the urge goes away.
But now the urge returns much sooner than it did at first. At first the urge returned in a month or so. Then fapping only staved it off for a week, then a few days.
Now the urge is closing in and fapping staves it off for less than an hour.
Gonna have to get my ass fucked soon
>>29927879
Go for it, you queer. Degrade yourself irredeemably.
>>29927879
Just find a girl to peg you, you don't have to be a faggot to want to get ass fucked.
I play with my butt all the time when fapping, but fuck actually taking a real dick, that's shit's is gay
>>29928066
>Taking it in the ass
>not gay
How do you justify this to yourself?
Virgins, what is the closest thing to a sexual experience you've had?
Schizo girl touched my peepee for a split second.
>>29927859
I bathed with a girl when I was 13 (she was 12 I think), she touched my penis and I touched her tits and vag, but we didn't do anything else.
French kissing with my oneitis. She's the type who doesn't want to deal with the drama that comes with sex, so it'll probably be a while before we go that far.
hey guys someone told me this board likes to role play as the guy from Mr robot XD I'm just like him too sometimes when I'm partying out with my friends I git really nervous :/ I also like drinking vodka sometimes so I'm no stranger to drugs :p I also reaaaaaally like computers like Facebook and Instagram XD so what do you guys like about mr. robot? I like that I can relate to him even though I'm a girl :)
Cool
>Il<
2/10 bait, see me after class
>>29927743
H-here i go
Originalopisafaggot
>This is not a Crispy thread
A lot of people I have asked have said that pale girls with dark hair are basically the equivalent of a snake with red and yellow. Basically that girls like that are crazy, is this a thing? Because I have heard that from a few people.
Depends if the dark hair is dyed or not, in my experience.
Natural black haired pale girls are usually ok
I need answers goddamn it.
>>29927697
reminder to report/sage/hide all crispy threads
>be black
>19 years old
>still live at home
>mother literally won't let me leave the house because she thinks I'm going to get shot by the police
>I don't even live in the United States
>>29927513
>>mother literally won't let me leave the house because she thinks I'm going to get shot by the police
I think she should be more worried about other blacks killing you than police.
>>29927668
This... But where you from OP?
>>29927513
Did you get a degree yet or go to college?
Who /straight but want to suck cock/ here? The only thing holding me back is the fear of STD's...Sh-should I do it?
>Who /straight but want to suck cock/ here?
I got some bad news for you Anon.
You're not missing out. Just fap to the memories of when you did that with your friend in your early teens, like most guys do.
>>29927175
OP here. I actually did it a few times back in college when I was 18-19. It was hot as fuck actually. I would do it again now, but I'm worried I'll get throat cancer from HPV...also I have a gf :\
>Have sporadic bedwetting issues
>Still wear diapers to bed
>26 years old
I want to kill myself
How the fuck do you manage to wet the bed at 26?
>Have to put towels under the sheets because gf always gets everything wet
>>29927223
How does she get everything wet?
>>29927189
I don't know.
As promised, my compilation of all things Elliot related.
I have been working on it on and off for just under a year. My main contributions to it were the High-Res 'Rare Elliots', the birth certificate, and the specific locations of where almost all of Elliot's videos were filmed. The forum posts were found by others.
https://uploadfiles.io/d589101.
It is a work in progress and will be updated in the future.
>>29926697
il supremo
>>29926697
Imagine if you had put that amount of work into something productive. You could've created a new universal theory for all we know
Thanks for the link thougj
>>29926737
why is the exploration of a psychologically and ethically extremly interesting case a waste ?
How the fuck do you move to a major city?
Step 1: find a place to rent on kijiji
Step 2: show up
>>29926374
Everyone says I have to suck dick or earn like 30k a year at least
stop being american
be australian........where 99% of the population born/lives in a major city
you americans are so fucking 3rd world with your "towns"
I hate being a woman.
I hate every behavior hardcoded into my brain. I can try to fight all of these instinctive things, but there are too many subtle ones in functioning, in feelings, in instincts, in values. I will never know true honor, loyalty, brotherhood or self-reflection. I am a lesser creature.
Being a tranny manlet is no better; I am then still a woman, only now with a mutilated body. I need to kill myself.
Welp
Guess you better do it then
>>29926190
timestamp or its just knifeinpussy.jpg
>>29926190
Wanna hang out? You in nj famlam? We can talk this shit out.
How do I make internet friends? Are they people I can whine to about my problems?
>tfw I have so far only added 2 people from 4chan on steam and both of them unfriended me after a few days
It's hopeless anon.
>>29926332
I suppose so. You can be my friend.
>>29926332
>>29926151
asking in board of anonymous is probably not good idea. At best you will befriend the figure "anon" in general, but with this you to also deal with the amount of faggotry that exist here.
Whining about your problem is fine if you frame your problem such that it could be anyone ie not posting picture of yourself/any account that can relate to you irl
Beautiful women's feet are a precious and dwindling resource, under assault from ignorant roasties and their orbital normies. To fight back, we need only affirm that all beautiful feet are to be cherished and ignore the haters.
How you can make the world better for qt feets:
>Compliment a girl on her nice shoes
>Tell a qt she has a pretty pedicure
>Write a poem or song about footlove and perform it at an open mic night.
>Make footlove stickers and post them all over town on lamp posts, bathroom stalls and mirrors, bulletin boards
>Create an App that rewards anons who capture candid photos of pretty feets
>Start a webzine or self publish a coffee table book featuring beautiful feet
>Commission custom moldings so you can manufacture your own PedEgg competitor
>Volunteer as a reflexologist for a local women's sports team, whether intramural, Collegiate or Professional
>Create a YouTube channel focusing on foot care and foot cosmetics (you'll need to cast some QTs to make this work)
>Petition the APA do remove foot fetishism from the DSM
>Take a drawing or painting class and focus on drawing pretty feets
>Create an advocacy group that represents footsexuals and qt feet and corrects misnomers for the Public
>Meditate on how beautiful feet reflect the profound and mysterious beauty of the universe
>Offer free foot massages as a park or coffee shop. Do NOT accept tips, anons.
>Become a Sugar Daddy or Patreoncuck and donate at least 10% of your income to pedicures
>Start a campaign to create foot-conscious holiday(s)
>Hand-write a card to show your gratitude for women that actually hold their feet to a high standard
>Create a TEDx talk where you expound on the greatness of beautiful women's feet, and how they make everything better
>Remind a normie pussyfag that feet do not have AIDS, HPV, antibiotic resistant bacteria or unfertilized eggs.
How do you show love to the beautiful feet in your life?
What's better?
>Grass feets
or
>Beach feets
>>29926334
Tough decision.
If I want to lick the sand feet, I'll get sand in my mouth. But if I want to lick the grass feet, I'll get bugs and dirt in my mouth.
>>29926334
sweaty freshly desocked feet
Hissssss hissssss hissssss hissssss
I am argonian fear me
>>29926076
Hi, reptilian. Who's your day?
>>29926105
Hissssss hissssss
Days been good my Nordic friend
>>29926076
may the hist protect you eggbrother
where do i find girls who look like this
orignall
Tumblr
Orign
>>29925928
the garbage
orig
Any cyborgs here?
>too much of a loser to be a normie
>not enough of a loser to be a robot
>forever lingering between two worlds
Yeah. I wish I could be one or the other but I'm stuck in fucking limbo.
>>29925570
Let's get some cyborg feels going, guys.
>tfw only matched with 25 girls on tinder this week
>tfw haven't had sex in 3 days
>tfw haven't left the house in a day in a half
>tfw one of the nightclubs I frequent isn't open until later
>tfw your dick is only 8" long.
sucks being a cyborg, man.
>>29925788
Sucks to be honest. You can never actually relate to anything in this board.
![cyborg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i6JfzTl.jpg "cyborg[1]")