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I need help /r9k/. Cried for the first time in years today, I think I just realized what an autistic loser I am.
>virgin
>none of my current "friends" want anything to do with me
>don't know how to make new friends
>haven't talked to anybody in person except for my family in weeks
How do you guys cope with just being alone.
>>29930016
>I just realized what an autistic loser I am
If you're only seeing it now you must be underage. Reported.
>>29930188
Thanks for the support, not underage, had I been dealing with this since I was underage I probably would have killed myself by now. I seems like in this past year everybody I knew has cut contact with me, and I'm really starting to fucking hate myself.
>>29930016
>How do you guys cope with just being alone.
I just fucking did it.
It hurts. All the time. I`m aware of my condition, the things I`ve missed out and will continue to miss out 24/7 till the very end of my life.
Get used to it or blow your brains out.
>she had her cock cut off
>>29929934
>she doesn't want you to suck her feminine penis
>neet
>Likes animes or mangas
>black hair
>short
>poor
>sperg
>virgin
>she likes this kind of music
How bad do you want to cuddle her?
>>29929931
I'd cuddle. But how can I be guaranteed that it won't bite my face off?
>>29929988
Be gentle and prepare to be licked :3
Deer aren't cuddly animals
>This morning, wake up to voicemail
>One of the companies I applied to, want me to call them to schedule an interview.
>ohfuck.exe I need a job, almost out of savings.
>but really fucking nervious, don't like phone calls.
>Call them, get the receptionist
>"Good morning! How can I direct your call"
>Too freaked out to say anything, just hang up.
I tried this again twice. The third time she seemed really annoyed, and told me to stop prank calling them. Do you think they can pull the number and see it's the same from my application?
How the fuck am I supposed to get a job If I can't even get an interview? How does everyone else handle this so smoothly?
Anyone else know this feel?
Write a script, that helps me
yeah i actually know that feelio
I actually got a call back and when I answered they scheduled an interview, I had the interview on monday and waiting to hear the result
I fucking hate making phone calls too
It's just too open ended and I can't anticipate everything they're gonna say so I stumble over my answers and sound like a retard. That's if I even can bring myself to make the call in the first place.
Pokemon has been taken over by the fucking normie scum. Seriously nothing but pokemon go shit on fagbook. I can't take this hypocrisy anymore.
I used to get made fun of for playing pokemon in my teens now these fucks are all playing it and calling themselves nerds.
The beta uprising really needs to happen soon.
Pokemon was always fad shit dumbass, it just swung back around.It bugs me a little too, because I can only get Pokemon Go conversations out of it. I try to talk about Sun and Moon, nothing. It'll die by the time hoenn pokemon come around, just like the first time.
go talk about this stupid fucking game on /v/ or something
>having social media
>following current trends
>going outside for non-vital errands
You brought this upon yourself OP.
Why do black people like menthols so much? Is it what gives them their funky cool charm?
I smoked a menthol cigarette once and could't stop speaking in jive for a whole hour
>>29929889
They're easier to smoke cause the menthol masks the shitty funky taste
I'm latino and I smoke menthols
>be a complete failure
>take a shining to far-right ideologies that violently enforces a level of social conformity and cohesiveness that no robot could ever be part us
Why do robots do this?
>>29929862
thats not us robots actually its just stormfags that have invaded
and some amount of robots have fallen for their shit, I suppose
but it was literally an invasion from another (white supremacist) board thats still spreading like cancer across here
robots can conform and act cohesively when it means mass graves for normie degenerates
>>29929862
I realize it's the optimal society and I realize I don't fit in it but it would be the best for most people.
Is /soc/ the most normie-invested board on this godforsaken site?
It is called /soc/. This board isn't far behind; all you people about is the normalfag life. It is your obsession.
>that guy is still posting
Not sure if he's real or this is parody. I wonder what's wrong with him....
>>29929878
I don't want the normie life, anon. I am honestly fairly content. Normie life is a waste of 80 or so years desu.
>computer BSODs
>browser with 300 opened tabs couldnt recover
How's your evening going lads?
>roommate went out
>fucked his onahole while looking at granny porn
>>29929767
>That image
I'm unironically triggered.
>>29929767
Why do/did Hotwheels allow these?
Why wasn't the boards shut-down?
What would happen if you clicked on them?
>19 years in month
>never hold girl hand
>benis only almost 14cm
literally crying. Daily reminder, women prefer >15cm http://penis-enlargement.org/size-queens-when-an-average-penis-just-isnt-enough.htm
I ll beter become an hero at my 30s, instead of die of shame when pull my pants down
>>29929760
Landing strip is by far the sexiest.
Fellas, tell me, why even live if you are litteraly a subhuman?
JUST TELL ME, HANGING OR SHOTGUN TO HEAD?!
Why is wearing a watch a sign of masculinity?
Use your fucking phone brah, for real.
Since smart phones have been a thing, there's been NO NEED FOR A WATCH.
It's man jewelry. It's not for function. It's for decoration.
>>29929743
I wore a watch when I was young (teens), but now I don't wear one. It is pointless. I can just check my phone.
>>29929743
It's an accessory.
The same reason why you would wear pants and a dress shirt to a date instead of torn jeans and a t-shirt.
It's to create an image of yourself that leaves you feeling confident
>tfw no chaos marine bf
>Tfw bf will visit me at friday
>>29929735
>Slaniesh will never give me a monster girl
Why live
>tfw chaos marine bf
>Pokemon go will be avalible in your country soon
What are the odds that me and a girl is trying to catch the same pokemon and maybe fall in love?
Did anyone on /r9k/ who played it have interaction with other humans that obviously are looking for same thing?
I saw a chubby nerd looking girl walking down the street with her phone out while driving home from work, I can only assume she was playing Pokemon Go. So it's not out of the question I guess.
My phone is too old to run it though so looks like I'll be missing out on all that stanky legbeard vag.
>>29929670
Which country you from OP?
Britbong here, last I checked there's no word on a release here.
some asian guy told me there's a charmander at the courthouse at 2am, and i walked around catching shit with him for like 45 minutes.
Also made small talk with a bunch of people and people gave me advice
there's so much friendship and gf potentional and interaction. it's like highschool but no cliques and people aren't judging pieces of shit because they're just focused on pokemon. there's no not knowing what to say and awkward silences because you just talk about pokemon.
it's paradise, play it a lot before the fad goes away
How do you piss normies off robots?
>>29929638
literally piss on them
By existingOrignl
By telling them that not everyone is responsible for their actions, how they look, or how they turned out. Makes them SO mad.
>Traditional
>Not materialistic
>Great community support and live
>Family oriented
>Pure virgin women
>Weekly single meetings that envcourage stable marriage
>Mormon benefits just because you are a mormon
>Space heaven
Why haven't you converted to the one true faith?
>>29929622
>Pure virgin women
about that...
Comfy church
>>29929654
Mormon women have one of the highest virginity rate in the US.Only Amish and some other sects have a % as high of virgins
