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ITT: Songs that make you think of your oneitus
She literally makes me want to move away
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pVdEKLinnHM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04w3eVhAiI4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmM_rlnYnmw
Rome 1 was such a good fucking game. I still can't believe they released the abortion that is Rome 2.
Rome 1 I will never leave you.
>>29925853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcgShe said this was her favourite song.
>Anon, are you a virgin?
Why do people keep asking me that? Why do they even care?
>>29925827
For laughting. I'm serious this is the only reason
want to know too
>>29925872
this. they just want to see just how beta you rlly are! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaha
Who here just /never tries/?
I am 28, going on 29. I honestly cannot remember a single time in my life where I've actually tried to get a GF. I've had this mindset where I just thought it was something that just naturally happens by itself.
My parents ask me
>Don't you want a relationship at all? aren't you lonely always by yourself?
I reply saying yes I do, but I've seen had any women take interest in me. They look at me like I'm crazy and that I'm some 10/10 Chadbro that should be swimming in pussy.
>>29925809
32.
I thought the same shit all my life, that it'd 'just happen' for me like it did for nearly all my other peers. I pretty much checked out at around 22.
>>29925846
Hey, you have a similar experience huh?
One thing I noticed is that people say that the guy should be the one who does all the work etc. But this doesn't match reality, at least what I've seen.
I remember back in school I'd always see the girls smiling at the guys, and looking at them, and eventually going upto them. While the guys just sat around doing their own thing.
I remember I was one of the people this never happened to. I never remember any female doing those things to me. I was basically invisible.
21 here, I'm just extremely lazy and it's much more convenient for me to hire escorts instead of looking for a gf.
>go to have lunch by myself today in a semi fancy restaurant in a shopping mall
>sit literally next to the reception desk
>wait for 20 fucking minutes to get served
>nothing
>waitress starts approaching my table only to serve someone who arrived LITERALLY 2 MINUTES AGO
>i get up awkwardly and leave
>mcdonalds for 4th time in 3 days
>>29925777
Did you bother to read the sign that said please wait to be seated you spergtard
>>29925777
prob have a no singles policy
>>29925777
>want to buy cute clothes
>enter into store, dressed okay and look presentable (or so I thought)
>get ignored while looking around even though I need help picking stuff out
>someone comes in after me and gets greeted politely and help with looking around
>stand around awkwardly for five minutes then turn around and walk out
How do you catch a car thief
My dad's car was broken into and they stole his old phone with logins to the bank and amazon and stuff on it. She cant buy anything but she keeps trying. She changed the info on amazon to her address and name, Destiny Brown. What do I do? I Called the cops again to let them know but they said that more pressing matters come first.
burn that nigeresses house down my dude
>>29925766
Call amazon and your bank and let them know.
Or just call in a possible threat to her house.
what is your city OP ?
Seems like some of you are interested in the military. Might as well try out a general thread, questions if you're curious, give the welfare queens a chance to scream about communism, feels when you're in the military
>see a normie walking and talking on their cell phone
>blood pressure raising
>can't scream at them about walking and talking on cell phone at same time
being a sergeant >>>>>>> being an officer
for real tho
Might go to meps August 1. Navy MC or IS.
I want to be a mechanic or something in the Airforce. I've always wanted to join the Airforce, military in general really. My grandfather whom I was close to was an Army MP, served in the Korean War. I always looked up to him. Mechanic because I'm good and interested in that kind of shit.
But being a very fat and out of shapedfemalereally doesn't motivate me. I also don't have a GED and I don't have time to really work hard for one as I have a full time job and barely make it month to month.
If karma is real why does Chad win in the end?
Why are the most evil, selfish, rotten people the ones who become millionaires and get all the girlfriends?
Because karma is fake. I know it feels good to think that the world is fair and that "people get what's coming". But face it. Evil wins in the end.
tl;dr Rich people are rich because they deserve it. Karma is rewarding them. Never question rich people. Never question pick up artists. Good goy.
>>29925701
>If karma is real
It's not. It's supernatural bullshit that makes people not question their lot in life. Prevents the peasants and betas from rising up.
Myabe being rich makes you into an asshole hmmm
>>29925701
Or maybe Chad never did anything wrong, and youre just a self absorbed autistic twat
any other brobots/fembots take clonazepam?
it's the shit.
desu I struggled with intrusive thoughts and negative ruminations about myself for years. my anxiety would build up to the point that it would take a physical toll on me.
i tried all sorts of SSRIs (duloxetine, sertraline, etc.) in combination with ativan (lorazepam) and xanax (alprazolam). they worked. sort of. but it was like an emotional rollercoaster.
now i take 1mg of clonazepam 3 times a day and i literally experience NONE of that negative shit. NONE OF IT. it's GONE, m8s.
anyone else had great success with the little greeny meenies?
>>29925683
>brobots
>fembots
Does not compute
the withdraws are hell anon.
>>29925749
not so bad tbqh familia.
i withdrew from 1mg xanax 3 times a day. switched to valium first... then very, very slowly reduced my dose down to nothing. i literally took off crumbs off the pills.
took a few months but there were no withdrawals. huge pain in the ass though.
besides, klonopin has made me a semi-functional human being for the first time in years... so i could give a shit about the withdrawal side for the time being.
Anyone have a really embarrassing road story? It can be with you driving or in the car with someone else driving.
>Be me before I got my liscense
>Bicycle is my only method of transportation, fuck leeching off my parents or taking the bus
>I decide I'll head over to a friend's house
>Have to cross this awkard intersection connected to the highway
>Have to turn even if going straight through the intersection
>Pull up behind black pick up truck in the stright/left-turn lane
>Big 16 wheeler pulls up behind me
>Maroon Sedan pulls up in the right-turn only lane
>Realize my cellphone will die, so I pull it out to put it in low power mode
>While I have my cellphone out the light turns green
>Black pickup hasn't moved yet
>Start putting cellphone back in pocket
>The 16 wheeler starts revving it's engine at me
>OhFuck.jpg
>I panic and start going forward
>Phone sticking 60% out of pocket
>Try to put phone back in pocket
>Slide off bicycle seat and hit my nuts on the bicycle frame
>LIFEISPAIN.jpg
>Stopped in the middle of the intersection
>Maroon sedan decides to take a left turn from the right-turn only lane, trying to go around 16 wheeler and I
>Gets phone in pocket
>Get back on bike and continue forward
>Get to end of intersection
>Have to pull to side of the road to not block the intersection anymore
>Doesn't see Maroon Sedan
>Maroon Sedan is 6 inches away from running my over
>Maroon Sedan pulls to side of the road because 6 wheeler didn't see him either
>Make eye contact with Maroon Sedan 15 ft behind me
>FuckYouMan.jpg
>Look left and make eye contact with couple on other side of the road
>Lady gives me a look that says, "I know how you feel" and "I'm getting too old for this"
>Wait for cars to pass me
>Continue on to the off-ramp
>Wait for more cars to pass me
>Continue on to normal roads
>Realize I was almost killed by two people in a span of 6 seconds, both breaking traffic laws
Frankly, I'm surprised no-one flipped me off or cursed me out.
>>29925664
>Go 58mph in 55mph speed limit area
>Get tailgated
>Angry man (maybe 50 something years old with a handlebar mustache and big glasses) passes by and flips me off
What did I do wrong?
>>29925725
You did nothing wrong.
That old fart with big glasses was an asshole anyway
was 16
>be me riding home
>friend up and left when we were hanging out so I guess I'll go home
>after a bit I am down this road that I'll need to turn left after a bit
>go up over a hill/bridge
>look back to see cars if they are coming
>CAN'T SEE SHIT WITH GLASSES (no peripheral vision in the exact spot I need to see)
>angrily take off glasses an prepare to turn
>quick look, see no car
>lmaogogogo
>insert car
>car swerves left (I am on the right side of the road, crossing)
>I swerve right and begin to fall off my bike
>think I will die
>mid air get really excited at what the next life will bring and also a little fear
>land
>I am very good at bracing falls and only have a few scratches
>left elbow a little more than the right (damn, asymmetrical)
>book in my drawstring bag dug into the left of my spine, my skin is still indented there
>was wearing a fucking helmet
>realize I am still alive
>run over to the car that hit me
>sorrysorrysorryisthecarok?
>are you ok?
>yes yes I'm one are all those scratches on the car bc of me?
>are u ok?
>yeah I'm fine I said I'm fine
>overwhelming sadness that what I said was true, I wasn't hurt bad
At any rate the guy helped me carry my bike to my house (under 5 min walk away) but an ambulance stopped an checked over me, my mum came and got me out. My mum was super pissed at me.
Don't like riding my bike anymore, although I want to die. eh
>Start hanging out with qt3.14
>Not that attractive, but we get along super well
>Ask her out, she says yes
>First 3 moths of dating were amazing
>Anxiety kicks in
>I make the horrible mistake of not being able to vent it, so I end up super irritated and not myself and take things out on her
>tfw no gf
>tfw you lose your perfect waifu because you were an autistic cuck
>5 weeks go by of not talking to her
>Started hanging out with her again
>She says she doesn't want to date
What can I do?
Is this just a dead end anons?
Yes, you lose.
Hang out with her, build up trust, and just spill your spaghetti about the anxiety issues. If she still doesn't want to date then you have to respect that.
just wait til vr
who /shittierhairline/ here?
>inb4 nignog
>>29925608
nignog
originalio
why did you post this you dumb fucking nigger
ooga booga where the fried chicken at senpai
I found a birds nest in my house, what should I do guys? I hate hurting animals.
>>29925577
Fuck it with your dick
>>29925577
Are there any eggs in it? If so, burn it.
>>29925711
Yea there's eggs. No I'm not hurting then I don't want them inside though
Who else here is good at talking and flirting with girls but ugly as fuck. Seriously, I would rather be good looking and socially autistic. I can get girls numbers on a consistent basis but never bang them.
im apparently good at flirting but i jsut say whatever the first things to pop into my head are
i don't really think im that bad looking but i dunno
>>29925575
>tfw bad at talking and ugly
>>29925575
I'm okay at it.
I'm not ugly but I'm poor and NEET and they have no intention of being more than friends with a guy like that.
I know other people feel bad, but I used to think they were faking it. I don't get it, I lie, steal cheat etc and never feel bad. Why do they feel bad?
>>29925560
they're mentally sane
>>29925560
Youre a sociopath/ psychopath
I think, given my context clues, that OP is black. Most black people have this same mentality.
At least you don't
>>29925555
hahahah my siden good old fellow im just checking
>>29925556
thicc hahahahahaha wowzaaa
This post is originalu fampai~
