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Is it spergy to tell a girl you haven't met in person (online gf) you love her?
I think I'm gonna do it, lads. Tell me why I shouldn't.
don't do it, woman don't want to hear this shit.
don't be a clingy motherfucker or a thirsty desperate nigger
>>29925166
You should totally do it. Will definitely work. She'll think it's romantic.
>>29925166
Don't tell a girl you haven't even met yet that you love her. If you're over the age of 18, then don't even say it before you had sex with her. Also, don't say it first.
Is bk the most robotic fast food place?
>>29925156
No that's Wendy's
>>29925156
So I was right to apply there?
>>29925156
>>29925307
that's actually Carl's Jr.
I can't be the only one who thinks Pewdiepie is funny, r-right fellow robots?
https://youtu.be/JK7w6Sak1pQ
>>29925083
Clown poop on your birthday cake is funny.
Nah, children find him funny too.
>>29925083
Fuck you, Sam. I know it's you.
If I volunteer will I meet pure girls? I don't want to waste any time on college whores and this board isn't improving my life. Where can I go right now to meet pure girls waiting for the right guy? I'm already fit and look good, and I'll improve whatever I need to make this happen.
>>29925063
Go to a church.
>>29925063
Right now?
Pokemon Go.
>The nerdy women that stay inside playing Zelda, Animal Crossing, Smash, Pokemon, Harvest Moon, etc... are getting out there.
Its a golden opportunity, one that likely will not last.
>>29925082
All the girls at church are just girls who were whores 3 years ago and now feel bad about it
Is Chad going to burn in Hell when he dies?
Hell doesn't exist. Religion is merely a tool to control normies.>inb4 le tip fedora meem
>>29924998
Stop posting on my board you fucking newfag. Zyzz was a former robot, all he did was ascend his physical power level. Research on Google and come back when your balls drop faggot
Of course not,why would he?
Robots are more likely to suffer hell fire as they have diabolic thoughts of women and regard them with contempt.
Also most of them go to hell due to atheism and suicide
>Colleague at work says "good morning"
>Answer with "Thank you"
>ordering shit at the Taco Bell drive-thru
>"Ok, your total will be $7.99"
>"you too"
>Enjoy the movie
>you too
Actually I worked at a theatre and tons of people did this, even normies. Don't feel embarrassed
>>29925230
>not saying this and then winking because you know they get to watch all the movies for free
Step up your smalltalk game lad
I think I am, what do you think?
>>29924990
Disgusting negative canthal tilt, 3/10 women would not like.
Am I Keanu Reeves tier? What do you guys think?
>>29925054
no, you don't even look like her. Why would you think that?
hello guys
i finally got my first job last week, got "let go" today because "i wasn't able to work fast enough"
i made just over $1500 (australia / casual rates)
feels weird, im happy that i did it, happy i got some money, and happy its over already hahaha
does this make me a normie now because ive actually worked?
>>29924974
No, it makes you an incorrigible retard who can't hold down a job.
>>29925010
haha nice, i guess i have an excuse now hey? haha
>>29924974
Wageslaves are the real robots, don't let those manchildren neet faggots tell you otherwise.
> apply to a hospital and 2 nursing homes to volunteer
> none get back to me after a week
> call all 3, no one answers
> leave a message, still no one gets back
> call hospital a third & fourth time, still no answer
> actually show up in person to speak with director of volunteer program
> no one in the office
> front desk had to call someone else last minute because i showed up
> guy rushes paperwork so i could get a background check started before I work
> everything's good and i started last week
> i don't do anything besides hand food trays to patients
> literally just stand in the emergency department for 4 hours twice a week
> im offering free work and they dont even utilize me
> not even learning anything that i could be somewhat impressive enough to put on a resume or use in an interview
> dont want to go through this process again in an even shittier nursing home
and baby boomers will still bitch about how lazy we are
robots i dont wanna quit after i just got this but at the same time i'd rather stay at home and do nothing than stand on my feet for hours doing nothing help
Volunteering to work for free is your problem fool.
I lie on my resume with the experience before I ever work for somebody for free like a chump.
>>29925404
yea but i wanna work in the medical field eventually, if i lie about something that i have no idea what to do i'd probably kill someone heh
Go outside anon.
It's not good for you to stay here
And do what exactly?
Obrigado
>>29925573
Play pokemon go!
Its a good excuse to be outside walking around and not look like a creep
>>29925573
qt greased up druggie girls
Finally, your chance to not actually die a virgin!
What are you waiting for??
>group of established friends playing Pokemon
>walk up as a loner
>they still don't acknowledge you and think you're a creep
Wow so different.
>>29924909
I don't have a phone.
Why the fuck would a robot that talks to nobody, need a phone?
>>29924909
Why would I want to hang around a bunch of obnoxious le 90s kids hipsters?
ITT post your fetishesI like to fuck pumpkins
I'm particularly attracted by this area of women's bodies
prety tame I guess
>>29924887
I hope you check the insides of pumpkins, spiders sometimes nest in them.
>>29924949
I always check my Pumpkins before I fuck them I grow my own
Has anyone been to red light district and fucked a girl there?
I'm in amsterdam as we speak and thinking about fucking one of the hookers
>>29924849
Who cares about women
Sage
>>29924875
I don't care about women. I care about getting my dick wet
>>29924849
I've done that, what do you want to know?
How do you neets finance your lifestyle? The ragie wagies can't pay all your guys salary right?
I was pretty lucky that my parents bought me an apartment and gave it to me. 4 bedrooms and one kitchen/ livingroom so i just rent 3 rooms out and it covers all my expenses and leave me with 820 euros after taxes a month which i live off. Should probably do something with my life soon but i can't work 37 hours a week i tried it once and almost died after 6 months.
Anybody got some good ideas for passive incomes?
I made a website that allows users to automatically trade 1 type of CSGO commodity for another.
It's been running for 2 and a half months and I have over 6000 in revenue and about 3000 in profit.
im a fucking wageslave fucking kill me
>>29924846
>How do you neets finance your lifestyle
Neet with no money
Anyone else looking forward to basically any end-of-the-world scenario?
Be it WW3, be it a nuclear holocaust, be it an asteroid destroying our planet.
I just want to witness something so phenomically destructive in the last moments of my life. I want to feel relieved that me and everyone I know will be met by the same fate and everything I ever did, however cringy or just embarrassing it was, will be completely forgotten and irrelevant.
What about you?
i'm unironically rooting for global warming
>>29924818
>I want to feel relieved that me and everyone I know will be met by the same fate and everything I ever did, however cringy or just embarrassing it was, will be completely forgotten and irrelevant.
this is true no matter what though
from a certain point of view it's not even that much of a change in the timescale
I just want something huge to happen that would change the world forever
i don't care what it is really.
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