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>be me, kissless virgin, NEET
>Pokemon GO just released
>start loosing weight and getting a tan because of going outside
>turn into Chad because of Pokemon GO
>get hit on by Stacys
>fuck them all by using newly gained Chad confidence
>get AIDS and several other STDs
>mfw caught them all
I am going to upload this to www.reddit.com
(This)[>>29920914] was my first reaction
+319 upvotes
Babby's first greentext, I presume?
Anybody else here white but really hates white people?
I hate everybody, at least 99% of humanity and many of those are white so yes.
I don't hate anyone because I'm not an edgy teen.
>>29920829
Not really. I do hate idiots and assholes though.
It's a social experiment bro.
>>29920814
i find it really hard to believe it would be that cheap but who knows. everything is lies anyway.
>>29920814
lol this one again
do you know how much it would cost to provide that to everybody? even educational institutions for everybody alone would probably eat up all of that
This is retarded. without that superior military enforcing and defending civilization (often at the cost of furthering corporate lobbyists) all that charity can be shit on in a heartbeat by violent hordes who will rape and kill you all to the stoneage
Hey guys feel free to come play some minecraft over here
mc.leach.net.nz
Server runs 24/7, map will always be available for download. Basic minecraft with tree chop and land claiming tools for anti-griefing
NOT PIRATE FRIENDLY SORRY I KNOW
>>29920801
hey mods can I get a free 4chan pass for posting in this thread before it gets deleted?
Genuinely surprised this thread is not deleted yet, mods
God I love memes
Just and /r9k/ friendly time
daily reminder that the ten commandments of /r9k/ were handed down yesterday in a truly blessed thread that received tremendously high amounts of repeating digits
1. Thou shalt never forget the Supreme Gentleman.
2. Thou shall not ignore dubs and shall not ignore quads.
3. Thou shalt keep /r9k/ memes on /r9k/ (unless the meme was created together with another board) while also pursuing wizardhood and not be hostile to your fellow robots.
4. Thou shalt not dodge the Rodge.
5. Thou shalt dine only on tendies procureth by a matronly figure.
6. Thou shalt check these digits.
7. Praise our goddess.
8. Non-virgins and those with a girlfriend or friends or successful careers get out. Same for those who were school bullies.
9. Thou shalt post the BUS at least once per day.
10. Thou shalt study MTW and manufacture St. Elliot OC.
here are the rodgerly inspired unchangable and binding commandments of /r9k/
>Changing them, "they're... legit, right... right guys?"
Elliot is a faggot and so are you
>>29920788
Elliot was not a robot, he was a failed normie and could have easily got GF if he wasn't such a narcissistic asshole. everything you believe is a lie
>im gonna kill chads and stakes because a supermodel hasn't landed pussy first on my supreme gentleman dick
>half his victims end up being asian robots
If he was still alive and posting here he would constantly be getting "get out normie REEEEEE" from this board
Fuck Elliot desu lad
maybe you could meet a gf if you go outside and play pokemon go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMd0kSWYfks [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H57rzPeoNms [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3gJzWmbBJQ [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWez6b3cgRQ [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa2soMjXCTg [Embed]
(copied this thread from /v/ btw)
I'm actually happy for this
it's been a long time since gaming was devoid of real life interaction. kinda like having your friends over to play ps1 multitap
So I don't get it, once a pokemon is caught is it a wrap? He's not there anymore?
>"Finally, a chance to interact with people through gaming! My social live has been saved!"
>Minimum: Android 4.4
>Have 4.3
What are the cheapest ways to travel in Europe ? I already know RyanAir and MegaBus, but i'm sure that there are other things. Thanks.
>>29920744
donkey or strapped to the back of a stout hooker
>>29920744
wizzair for eastern.
trains vary from dirt cheap to jesus-fucking-christ expensive depending on country.
>>29920744
Pretty hard to beat the low price flights I think. Hitch hiking and bicycling works if you have time.
So, I'm 24 and I think I'm a decent looking fellow (pic related). How do I go about getting a girlfriend? How should I start a conversation with them?
My hobbies are anime and literature (mostly light novels).
please tell me this is a meme
>>29920696
>No other sizes of this image found
fug
Trap material this is trap material
Got dumped guys, cheer me up with bro/sis
it's your fault
Don't dwell on it, it'll fuck you up unnecessarily
>>29920607
>>29920678
Fuck off, normalfag scum
Go talk about your fucking relationshits somewhere else
Saged and thread hidden
>>29920686
i just want some bro/sis stories
>sharing a house with 3 others for over two years
>we all get along fairly well
>hang out sometimes and cook dinner together
>one day they suddenly ask me to move out
>apparently they all hated me and dont want me there
>each of them has a list of reasons and weird things i did
>tfw i had no idea
>tfw i thought things were finally getting better
>tfw the semi qt housemate wasnt really my friend
>tfw "you're just so weird man" cuts deepest
sounds absolutely soul-shattering my friend
I REALLY hope this isn't real
hi roboto channe
post the weird things
Post your crush and others will rate.
>crush
Fuck off normie.
>>29920552
is that a baby poking out behind her back? does she have some kind of growth?
>>29920563
>normie
fuck off norman
take a seat, white boy
>>29920487
remove dirty bosniak
>>29920487
why is she so cute in some pics, but looks like a retarded skeleton in others?
>take a seat, whitey
How much would it cost for an attractive (8/10 or higher) hooker in Amsterdam to give you a BJ with no condom?
I'm thinking about going to Amsterdam and don't want to get ripped off like a tourist.
If you don't wanna get ripped off, stay away from the red light window girls. Go to a brothel. I recommend you check out park 118. starting rates are 80 euros an hour, for what you're looking for i guess a couple hundred.
>>29920466
if you need to ask /r9k/ this question then you will be ripped off like a tourist
>>29920466
Shouldnt be more than 50 euro. Never been to amsterdam but Im traveling europe and had a 8/10 in vienna 30 mins BBBJ and sex for 100 euro
What is the most degenerate fetish robots?
>Voyeurism
>Scat
>Piss
>Pegging
What else?
>>29920448
why voyeurism, i can understand the rest
>>29920448
You can use this list as a guide
>tfw no mexican sugar dancing gf
>>29920464
OP is a normie. Enough said.
>she calls herself her pet animal's "mommy"
>he calls his gf "mommy"
>>29920409
Does it count if I suckle them?
>>29920429
did you give birth to them, mongoloid? You're not the mother if you didn't give birth to them. Fatty. Eat less, you disgusting cow: everyone laughs at you.
