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Have any of you robots lost weight? Doesn't have to be a shitload just maybe from chubby to optimal.
I've been chubby all my life and only recently thought about losing it.
I lost like 15 pounds in a month. It's really easy once you realize being hungry isn't a bad thing.
>>29923100
Yes although it's a long and arduous process for someone who's always been fat like me. The lifestyle change from eating junk food excessively to eating balanced portions of healthy, nutritious food took me a long time to get down.
Now most of the cravings are gone but I'll always feel like a fat ass because that's who I was growing up and I was treated very differently because of it.
I can say for a fact that being overweight through my childhood and teen years has screwed me up a bit.
I gain and lose weight regularly, it fluctuates. All you've got to do is control how much you eat, exercising on top of it would probably speed it up considerably but I don't think it entirely necessary. Eat less. If you're going to bed a little bit hungry take it as a sign that you're doing it right.
What this webm then describe how it made you feel.
I feel.. gay
>>29923087
kek, his balls are fucking tiny
>>29923087
it's weird how he kept spurting out after the cumshot, also when it became fast near the end i felt pressure in my head
What did you guys fap to as kids?
When I first started I looked at lesbian stuff. When I was 13 I got an iPod touch and really started exploring.
From 13-14 I almost exclusively fapped to celebrity fakes. My go tos were Emma Watson, Katy Perry and Jennifer Lopez.
My imagination, because the Internet hadn't been invented yet. Even when the Internet was around, my family didn't get a computer until much later due to computer technology initially being so expensive.
If I was lucky enough to get my hands on a porno magazine, I'd secretly hope that there were male models somewhere in the pages, and I would fap to that. Although the presence of women was mostly a boner-killer.
When I finally did have access to the Internet, I lurked straight porn sites because I was paranoid about my Internet activity being logged and being used to blackmail me, or something. Those were very different times. People carried out witch hunts over anyone's sexual orientation. Plus I grew up in the South.
>>29923069
I didn't fap as a kid.
>>29923126
>>29923274
Wow, you guys are sooooooo cool
When were you "redpilled" and when were you really redpilled? Do you regret it?
Give me your stories.
I was "redpilled" at /pol/ during 2012, age 17-18. Before that I was merely partially redpilled about certain aspects of life, really not much. I didn't really regret becoming exposed to all this new info, I became your typical obnoxious stormfaggot with no self-awareness who actually thinks he knows everything but in fact just knows a few things yet he believes that he's smarter than the rest who is bluepilled.
This went on for years, now in 2016 I feel like I got really redpilled by myself with some /r9k/ influence, but not in your typical underage stormfaggot way, it's about realising that my personal life was shit, that there was really no hope for anything (the former me was delusional and thought that bullshit alt-right ideologies would fix anything) and in general it just fucked me over forever. I obviously dropped all ridiculous meme ideologies after that.
I seriously regret taking this second redpill now, my outlook on pretty much everything is ruined forever now. This didn't happen the first time back in 2012, I was actually happy back then but now I'm miserable forever.
I doubt that anyone who claims to be redpilled can keep being so happy. If I could go back in time I would just not have gotten myself redpilled in the first place just to maintain my sanity.
No people with similar stories at all?
>>29923037
honestly 4chan was not always this bad, it seems it has gotten worse over the years since i came here around 2006-7
i firmly believe chanology was part of the cancer influx that suddenly made 4chan so much more... shit.
if i had to define a single moment that really, really shocked me, it would be browsing /b/ when i first started lurking and i saw some Thai lady cooking a fetus in a soup bowl. the spoon went through the skull like a moist mushroom. i almost barfed.
i was never a nazi or into nazi ideology, and i didnt blame anyone else for my problems. i always knew i was the one who was wrong in the head. bullied because i was weak and never defended myself. as a result i am now a young adult with no future and i have no one else to blame but myself... yay
Getting redpilled has it's ups and downs. I went cocoon mode 2011 to 2014 then spent 2014-2015 working at sea.
Before I was redpilled I was too naive to get a girlfriend now I'm far too bitter to keep one.
It's a difficult balance but I'd rather be single and dignified rather than one of these 30+ betas from before the internet who are clingy nice guy betas to the grave.
Yesterday a girl asked me to clean shit off her shoes and later to bend down and tie her shoelace. You can't make it up.
We've already got a few people in here this morning. Come and join us if you want to get your groove on.
plug.dj/the-groove-room
I am currently bumping this thread.
>>29923302
I am bumping this thread again.
>>29923783
An additional bump.
Manlets BTFO
AGAIN
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>>29922972
I've been thinking, women all complain that they receive unbelievable bullshit behaviour from men on dating apps/sites.
How much of this can be put down to them matching with obvious assholes?
>>29923051
She probably like actually full on cunts, though.
>>29923066
Her specifically yes. But you know how women always seem to think sleazy behaviour is charming?
I'm starting to think women have shit taste and deserve all the dick pics and crude come ons they get
>i will never be a roman legionnaire
>i will never battle gallic fuckin shits
>i will never have wacky adventures with my roman brother
just end my suffering
>>29922945
Fuck that show was good, it was such a tragedy that they cancelled it and forced season 2's story to be so rushed.
>tfw will never pillage the villages of my enemies
>tfw will never capture their women and use as sex slave
>tfw will never have my own personal fuck toy whose mind has been broken and trained to suck and fuck
feels bad i know
i know that feel, frater
Rate my bird's belly /10Yes, it is as soft as it looks. He loves it when you give him belly kisses.
>>29922940
Wow. That's a 10/10 belly.
>>29922940
My ex had a bird and it would bite me. Fuck birds
>>29922950
Thank you. Every reply in this thread is one belly kiss for coco.
How does it feel to know that for the past 20 years, you have literally never have any intimate contact with any female, nor even be close friends with one?
>>29922927
I am married, been with 15 other girls and just hugged a girl the other day I have no intentions of banging.
Get mad robot, freak, faggot.
Actually I kissed a girl when I was 18 so it's only been 8 years. Suck it bitch
i've never even been friends with a girl desu
According to le9gagmaymay you're WRONG!!!
>>29922926
le 9gag army is 2stronk
I'll never be perfect so I won't even try
>>29922926
Wonderful comments:
>Proof that multimillionaires can improve the way the look.
>@thatbaldbloke indeed, but that does not exclude that you could do it too. There are cheaper alternatives for everything. For instance, a hair cut really doesn't require a fortune.
>@thatbaldbloke @starmannib @dickless_reek yes, because you could not possibly go for a run, get a $5 haircut, take an extra shower and improve your personality without being a multimillionaire. Stop making excuses to yourself.
>@dolcenbanana So why haven't you used pictures of normal people?
Kek
Awkward interactions with people at work thread?
This just happened to me
>work in IT
>see new qt at work, she sits down at this computer lab we have for meetings
>psych myself up to go over to her
>"You look new here, can I help you?"
>she looks at me confused
>"um no thank you"
>"oh ok, sorry to bother you...Sometimes I feel like I'm shrek here with all these computers"
>even more confused now
>"haha because this is my swamp"
>she scowls and continues to try and work
I though girls liked people who were funny! WTF!!!
>>29922924
She sounds mean.
>lots of people in the office
>boss comes in, says something like 'wow everyone's here, we even got both gingers'
>me 'wait, who's the other ginger besides me?'
>someone points out thon-haired coworker also has red hair
>'him? Nah he's bald'
>everyone laughs
Oh wait that was a fun work moment
just existing is an awkward experience for me
Fuck guys mommy just told me that I'm a grown man (I'm only 23 years old) and that I have to go to the barber ON MY OWN NOW.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?????
>>29922908
Barricade in your room, smash things
>>29922908
Piss on her bed and shit in her car
>>29922908
REEE AS LOUD AND AS LONG AS YOU CAN
P-pls help me guys i need a question answered for pic related.
Xanax, benzos, klopinon, anti-anxiey.
Does the above help if a person cannot bring themselves to do a task due to a fear of failure? E.g. coursework
Maybe if you mix it with amphetamines. Benzos make you sloppy and dumb and lazy.
I guess amphetamines would be more helpful in that situation.
xanax is a good fuck-it-all drug, you won't give a shit about anything. it's kind of like being half drunk without being drunk.
so yes it can help. the problem is that shit is addictive and the withdrawal symptoms are AWFUL, like worse than heroin withdrawal awful.
Saudade
>Saudade is a deep emotional state of nostalgic or profound melancholic longing for an absent something or someone that one loves. Moreover, it often carries a repressed knowledge that the object of longing might never return.[2] A stronger form of saudade might be felt towards people and things whose whereabouts are unknown, such as a lost lover, or a family member who has gone missing, moved away, separated, or died.
Saudade was once described as "the love that remains" after someone is gone. Saudade is the recollection of feelings, experiences, places or events that once brought excitement, pleasure, well-being, which now triggers the senses and makes one live again. It can be described as an emptiness, like someone (e.g., one's children, parents, sibling, grandparents, friends, pets) or something (e.g., places, things one used to do in childhood, or other activities performed in the past) that should be there in a particular moment is missing, and the individual feels this absence. It brings sad and happy feelings altogether, sadness for missing and happiness for having experienced the feeling.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saudade
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Earlier today I was going through old pictures from when I was a kid; I rarely do, and for good reason.
It makes me miss the simpler, joyful parts of my life, when I was naive and young, but It also makes me feel bad for myself, my past self.
Looking at me and my siblings as kids, and thinking to myself of the years of hell that will follow, to me, is one of the worst feelings imaginable, but I don't know why.
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Post your obscure feels
>>29922819
>tfw no gf
>tfw this is not original
That's all pretentious bullshit. That word is literally used to describe when you miss anything. It's not "an intense feeling." Fuck off.
t. actually speak Portuguese
>>29922895
cala boca fdp deixa o gringo paga um pal
>"What amazed me most was this audience, many of them Game of Thrones fans, could see nothing wrong in talking, eating and taking pictures throughout the show - or complaining when asked to stop," he wrote inThe Stage.
>"A couple saw nothing wrong in producing from their bag a box of McDonald's Chicken McNuggets and a large side of fries," he wrote. "At the interval, they had popped out and purchased these to consume through the second half.
>"Munching certainly seemed to be the order of the day. The couple to my left ate their way through a large tub of popcorn during Act I, while the couple on my right chomped through a packet of crisps. It was like listening to eating in Dolby Stereo, and sadly at the expense of being able to properly hear the lines being spoken on stage," he added.
Did any other good boys go to the theatre recently?
>>29922813
>stage shows
lol, I'm not a faggot
>>29922813
How much GBP did it cost you?
>>29922813
Maybe I should be glad that everyone else at the theater here is a grumpy old fag tbqh.
