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>Be me
>Go to le doctor
"Might be cancer Anon."
"Come back in a month for a biopsy."
>Feels bad man
>>29924777
What are they going to biopsy and why do you have to wait so long?
>>29924777
I went to a doctor with a skinned knee.
This is what he did.
Be careful.
The medical system is so fucked.
> You may have a terminal illness
> Oh, just come back in a month or do
Jesus Christ
>Multiple correct choice required - please solve more
HOW ABOUT YOU PLEASE GO FUCK YOURSELF WHOEVER ADDED THIS?
>>29924763
I fucking rage when I get the ones about street numbers or whatever. It always takes more than one try.
it means you got the first one wrong retard
>>29924763
>select all street signs
>all the tiles are just one big picture of a street sign
>select the ones with the actual sign in it
>wrong
>was a NEET for a year and a half collecting a nice fat check of unemployment every month
>lived with parents so didn't have to worry about food and bills
>was going to college, but made shit grades because I was being a lazy shit and played games every night instead of study
>unemployment checks have stopped
>parents kicked me out and I was forced to get a job
>now working full time with min wage
>want to start college back so I can get my degree and get a non shit job but don't have the time and money any more
Oh god, why didn't I use my time as a NEET more wisely....
This sucks and feel miserable. I feel hopeless. Is this how things are going to be until I die?
>>29924723
Look like yes. Sorry
>>29924723
Why dont you work and study? It sucks but it's only for 3 years and that's the price you pay for doing fuck all for 3 years. If you don't have time then move some things around, i work 40 hour weeks and study for 20 now that i have cut out video games.
>>29924723
>was a NEET
>was going to college
You don't know what NEET stands for, do you?
Idiot.
>be black
>follow black femanon's advice that watching ebony porn will get me into black women
>find one with misty stone
>try fapping to it
>constantly lose my boner, end up forcing myself to cum by fapping really fast and really hard for about 6 minutes just to get it over with
>meanwhile, it takes me about 2 minutes to cum to mia li's body without forcing an ejaculation
it does not work.
>>29924713
I fap to ebony only at my lowest points, when even cheesepizza doesn't do the trick. Something is fucked.
>>29924713
blackbots are legitimately autistic.
>>29924713
What is it about black women you find unattractive?
Who's the oldest virgin here?
>>29924707
I'm 25, but I doubt I'm THE oldest here
I wouldn't doubt theres a couple of 40+ virgins site wide.
>>29924707
Does having a blowjob and fingering a girl, but not having sex count as being a virgin?
What shoes do normies wear for casual hanging out? The only shoes I've been wearing for the past year is the boots I wear for work since I haven't casually interacted with anyone in a while.
Also don't post any of those flashy $200 shoes that normies buy for whatever fucking reason.
Can't go wrong with skateboard shoe brands like Vans, Fallen, Emerica. Understated and stylish, not too expensive, lots of variety, durability and comfort are paramount. I haven't skated seriously in years but I'll always buy the shoes.
>>29924657
Monarchs fambo...the official footwear of the good boy.
what's your price range? I've gotten nikes for under $100.
Sperry's are a good option too
I would also say boat shoes but dont wear them with fucking baggy jeans and a graphic tee.
>ywn be a 35-50 year old professional's much younger boytoy
>>29924580
Is that vannah sterling? Hot
Ever heard of craigslist anon, or better yet Tindr?
It's 2016, just grow some balls and write up a profile and they'll come calling. Whether they're hot or not depends solely on you
>>29924580
God damn it I never wanted this feel why OP WHY
who here /parents work from home/?
>tfw never alone
>can't make any noise without them yelling at me
>tfw if I try to go outside they ask 39489384 questions and tell me not to go
>can't do anything without them questioning why I left my room
>the only real time I can be happy is when they go out to run errands
I thought >>39489384 was a reference to another post. Let's see if it works.
>>29924566
That would be awful. You should run away and get out from under their helicopter.
don't listen to your parents
99% of the time you know what's best for you. not other people.
What do you think about children age 13 and below switching genders?
>>29924450
they're going to kill themselves before they turn 25.
>>29924450
It's child abuse if the parents don't stop it. Transgenderism is a mental illness.
>>29924450
I refuse to believe that even half of those are genuine, the kids are probably just confused and the parents are incompetant retards that jump straight to the pills.
Why is everyone such a fucking faggot here nowadays?
What happened to real robots?
>>29924443
they all killed themselves or moved on and normies saw this as a secret club XD they could join.
/r/4chan farms this place for content. That level of fame brings along the hanger-oners.
The normans truly can't accept that there's somewhere where they're not welcome.
They never made that experience as a child.
What are gaybots and tranbots going to do when they hit gay/tranny death at 25-30?
you can only be cute for so long, me personally, I might just end my life when I stop being cute. What's the point in living if you can't be cute
gaybot here, im celibate by choice.
>>29924438
>celibate by choice.
lol
>>29924430
I want to whack her into a coma and cum on her comatose body
>"Don't talk to me or my son ever again"
What did he mean by this?
Are these the robots from Portal?
It means go back to /tv/
>>29924448
I bet you felt like a big guy posting that
femanons:
>they post on r9k, a male dominated board
>they hate the 'creepy autist disgusting' type of guys who post on r9k
>they feel entitled to share their feels here even though they find the guys on this board disgusting
>they see nothing wrong with this
if a guy went to lolcow and starting posting his bullshit he'd get ridiculed and immediately banned
>guy goes to lolcow
>posts feels about how women hate him
>gets banned because men are pigs and lolcow is a safe space
>>29924406
>don't find the guys on this board disgusting
>in fact, they're the closest things I have to friends
Stop being an egalitarian, nobody wants female shit. No male goes on lolcow because it sucks, just like you wouldn't buy a house built by women or use a computer designed by a woman.
Being crippled from birth to be slightly retarded is our fucking lot in life.
>>29924482
>>don't find the guys on this board disgusting
sorry, i don't believe you
>>29924482
>Stop being an egalitarian
Alright then, you have no fucking right or reason to post on this board.
Nobody here is your friend.
Fuck off.
>Go to lose weight
>doing fine for a few weeks
>remember that there are plenty of fat/ugly guys with girls (some who legitimately love the guy)
>remember that whatever the fuck is wrong with you on the inside isn't actually going to change, you will still repulse women
>even if you are able to get some casual sex you are still going to live and then die alone
Ill just be a crybaby and stay right where I'm at. I'm too much of a bitch to put effort into something I see no way in which I will succeed at anything.
>>29924344
I'm sure you're not repulsive at all. Believe it or not working out and losing weight will make you feel better about yourself and make you confident enough to really show your personality and that will attract the right kind of girls
>>29924460
It definitely will, but I really don't have a problem with myself. I just think people don't like me, but I like me. I'm always outgoing and showing who I am to people, I have plenty of aquaintances and people like being around me. It's just not enough I guess. And idk if im ever gonna meet a woman I actually like beyond physically, havent yet.
>>29924505
Still think working out will benefit you but if you like yourself exactly the way you are then don't change man. If your personality is likable enough that people actually like being around you it's only a matter of time until you meet a qt that likes you enough to want to be in a relationship
>"hey anon, what time is the [sports chibberish] at?"
WHY DO NORMIES LIKE SPORTS SO MUCH?!!!!
I'm going to college so I order not to be a complete loser I wanna learn about sports.
Can any robots contribute with facts about sports?
>>29924307
No matter how much they train, they can't outrun our bullets, fellow robot.
>>29924307
Just pick a couple of sports and start watching them, doofus.
>WHY DO NORMIES LIKE SPORTS SO MUCH?!!!!
Good question. I was at a fan zone in Paris for the semifinals of the Euro and I could not comprehend how ecstatic everyone was. Even when I accomplish something myself I'm not that happy. Christ, I don't think I've ever been so enthusiastic in my whole life, for any reason.
