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Do panties eliminate ass jiggle for girls that aren't fat or thicc?
I want to know whether or not my cousin is wearing panties
>>29925545
you should probably kill yourself....shaking my head
>>29925562
wow rood
no
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Why don't guy butts look as good as girl butts?
>>29925499
>ywn sniff that butt while she makes breakfast
>>29925499
>FFFFLLLBBBBLLLLLTTTT
>>29925516
>>ywn sniff that butt while she makes breakfast
Get a fucking life nerd
NEETS over the age of 21 thread
post your current activity and thoughts here
>cooking hamburger helper
>dling some animu to watch later with a bottle of wine
I might take a shower and shave later since its been a few days, depends on how worthless I feel later we will see
vidya and potatoes tbqh familia
contemplating suicide/pretending to be a "fembot" on /r9k/
>Quit my job today
>Been wageslaving 2 years straight without any kind of vacation, turns out success get punished in European Wageslave Union Park
>Completed my requirment to join a college and educate myself toptier.
>2 weeks until my college starts
>My hardware broke so there is no use crying and besides using an old notebook just to surf 4chan
>tw no games to play
>being /fit latetly
>Rewatch movies like Syriana Lord of War, Hijackinng, Tears of the sun, the green mile or the candidat
ITT: The weirds sorts of shit our parents did when we were kids.
I was at a game store today and talking to the guy there about Pokemon Go and the new game coming out in December and it got me thinking:
>Be like 5-6
>Pokemon relatively new
>Mildly obsessed with it
>Parents limit my viewing and never get me any Pokemon stuff when I ask at birthdays and Christmas
>Asked for a gameboy and then a DS for about fifteen years straight
>Spent most of my childhood playing GTA on the ps2
So I asked my mom about it and she said that a lot of the parents were "concerned" about Pokemon because it was "violent" and showed young kids going out exploring without their parents.
>Mom thought GTA was safer for me developmentally than Pokemon
>Mom thought GTA was safer for me developmentally than Pokemon
topkek
My mom used to dress me up like a girl and put makeup on me and call me her little princess.
She is clinically insane though.
Fucked me up pretty bad but I def know I'm straight and I don't even like traps.
>>29925468
my grandmother was concerned about it because it was "satanic" or some shit. she still let me play, though. i wasn't allowed to watch DBZ or power rangers though because they were too violent. and i wasn't allowed to watch the simpsons because it was "lewd, crude, and rude"
Post characters that are robots in this thread
Pic related
Doesn't have to be just anime
>>29925466
There's absolutely no way that Ako is a robot, at least after she joins the club. By then she's a normie. Prior to that she was just a shut-in and not much is known about her.
She complains about normies while being a normie herself. Typical fem"""bot""".
>>29925466
She has friends who care about her and a bf, plus girls cant be robots period.
Shit thread OP. Here's an actual robot.
>>29925466
she's more of a /b/tard. No one besides /b/tards unironically use 4chan terms in public.
FUCK
>In my room
>Mirror is propped up by the window
>I think I have food stuck in my teeth so I stand there for a good minute with a really weird look on my face, mouth wide open and shit
>Notice a little girl in the house opposite mine looking straight at me from her bedroom.
>Stand there with the same look on my face and stare at her for about 15 seconds
>She runs away from the window and out of her room
>A little while later her dad comes up to the window
>At this point I closed the curtains and was hiding behind them
>About 5 minutes later get a knock on my door
>He's still knocking right now
this is the end lads
I'm done for
Go talk to him like a man dude
Tell him the truth, she looked at you, you looked back, no big deal man
Just answer and explain yourself before he calls the cops
>>29925481
>>29925475
It's too late I've been here for like 15 minutes and he knows I'm here
If I answer the door now I'll look weird
I'm done for
Is there such thing as a girl with a trap fetish?
>>29925436
tfw no qt mtf trap gf :'c
>>29925834
>tfw no gf that's OK with you being mtf
Yes
But you will seldom find a girl who will admit to it because sexualising trans people is a big No. Sexualising trans people because of genitals they might not be comfortable with is also a big no.
>tfw can't explain fucking a man
>squashed the beef and dmx still won't shake hands
>tfw homo thug
>tfw DMX shows no love to homo thugs
JUST
>listening to coon tunes
>the year of our Lord, two-thousand and sixteen
>tfw you fap to niggas that think they're broads
>tfw you know how to be more than one way
How's that job hunting going robots?
>2 months and nothing, not a single call or email
2 years without a job, got an interview yesterday, they would call today but I think it's not gonna happen. I will kill myself if I reach the 30s unemployed.
>>29925368
I'm working on starting a small business myself now because I gave up on job hunting
>>29925368
>Eastern European
>Apply for Customer Service, German
>Get instantly hired because no German will work for 500 euros/ mo and not a lot of ppl know German
>mfw I make almost as much as my parents combined at 21
Life's good.
My mother recently bought a cat from Egypt. I don't like it very much and have always had a major bestiality fetish despite never telling my mother. I've been planning a rape attack on the cat. I will pick it up and take it into my room where I will hold it down by it's legs and have sex with it.
Thoughts? P.s. the cat is black, like a nigger...
thats really fucking fucked up anon, have you seen a therapist
Post webm faggot
Oregano
>>29925320
rape a human instead faggot
Is Modafinil the real life NZT-48?
>>29925316
desu I'd do that shit if existed, no matter the withdraws .
is your mother not a whore
>>29925346
Yes. She's only ever kissed my father. Are you a retard?
Is there anything worse than an obese cunt that is adamantly anti-drug/anti-drinking/anti-smoking etc etc... they will eat themselves to death, but freak out about drugs that don't affect them at all. They are such "pure souls" that would never put something harmful in their body, outside of the 5000 calories of processed fast food shit on a daily basis.
Theyre the worst kind of hypocrite.
>>29925286
What's the sauce for this gif lads
>>29925317
one of the many trigglypuff vids
>>29925286
Are you sure she isn't just angry that nobody will present her with a nice glazed ham?
Reminder that if you are 5'9" or above you CANNOT BE A ROBOT AND NEVER WILL BE!
I'm so sick of the fucking "I'm 6 foot, but..." threads.
You have it all! You haven't been fucked by genetics.
You don't belong here!
Tall doesn't mean good genes. What if you're disabled or ugly or poorly endowed? And even if you have good genes you can still sperg out in social situations because you have no social experience.
>>29925216
>manlet raging about people having different genetics
you give manlets a bad name, faggot.
you could be 6 foot whatever and be autistic as hell, and not be able to any woman just out of sheer autism.
5'9 here. fuck off, subnigger
>>29925238
>>29925266
>Tall doesn't mean good genes
No, but it's an absolutely massive advantage to the point where you're almost guaranteed pussy if you look for it.
>And even if you have good genes you can still sperg out in social situations because you have no social experience.
Bullshit. Someone with good genes has NO reason to feel insecure.
How do people manage
>work/school
>family/friends/acquaintances
>girlfriend/wife/kids
>finances/hobbies/interests
I can barely handle just 1 of these things at a time....how the fuck do people do all of them at once?
Simplify.
Get rid of as many as you can.
>>29925179
they dont have autismtake notes
>>29925232
all i have right now is school (mature age student) and hobbies (lifting)
this is literally all i do, and i still feel like there isn't enough time in the day, and im not even doing 90% of what other people do
Who /hacker/ here?
I once hacked your mommys ass xD
>>29925194
>I once hacked your mommys ass xD
pics??
>>29925173
I just DDoSd your mommas vibrator m8
