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Hey fellow robots, I've been feeling extremely depressed and 'number' (I don't know how to put it)even more than normal... I've never smoked in this low state so, does weed help or make it worse?
Depressed about what, fampai?
It will definitely help. Just smoke up, have some munchies available, relax with some TV or video games and temporarily forget whatever is troubling you.
You can enjoy weed while depressed if you WANT to enjoy weed. It's hard to really want to enjoy things while depressed though.
I did it, I finally made a social appointemnt with 3 other classmates.
2 girls, 1 boy.
the boy orchestraded everything (he's a chad)
He said we should meet up at his house.
He said we'll "talk, have a a few beers", but I think the social appointment is for more than that.
I think he hopes to get with the pretty black grill
He're the problem.
If that's true, then what is expected of me in there.
Am I supposed to fuck the ugly white grill, because I do not like her.
What else do I do, do I become a sperg and not talk to her? saying I have to suddenly leave.
It will make things akward
can any pseudo-normies or anyone in this situation help on this one?
t. black male with 4" penor
>>29928893
Sounds like Chad is probably using you to fuck the pretty girl, sorry
>>29928893
make up some excuse and stay at home this is shady as fuck
>>29928954
>>29928937
>this OP
there are two possible scenarios in this
one: you go over, chad fucks pretty niggress and you'll have to act nice around the ugly white girl
two: you don't go over and chad fucks pretty niggress anyway
I know which one I'd choose
Why haven't you killed yourself today? There is no good reason to live whatsoever. Everything is a meme.
Memes are magic which effect the physical world now. There's no better time to be alive since it's truly the dawning of the Meme Magic Age.
escapism is pretty good (drugs and vidya) so I'm just going to do that until i die a natural death, that's the key to life i think, just do what you enjoy most and stop believing that sex and a social life is some kind of benchmark for happiness.
>>29928890
>everything is a meme
including that.
once you have deconstructed meaning entirely, you realize that there is no point in killing yourself either. There is no reason to do anything. You will simply do what you will do for as long as you live and then you will die.
Are there any Lithuanian fembots on this board? I've been extremely miserable for the past few years, so it would be fun to chat with a grill for a change. I know the odds of finding someone here are next to zero, but it's worth a shot
Ill chat with you bro, not a girl but always up for a good convo
>expexcting girls from this normalfag hq to browse this site
Also, there is no such thing as a ''fembot''
>>29928923
I'm not a good conversationalist, but sure thing.
Do use steam, skype, tox? You can drop me an email at [email protected] if you want to exchange credentials in privacy
>calling bank for info
>they do that thing where they offer you some shit you don't want at the end of the call
>say i'm fine and thanks once she's done explaining
>her voice tone immediately changes to something rushed and angry
>says hello? hello? i can't hear you so blah blah and hangs up
Damn, I've never encountered something like this before. Is there like a minimum quota they gotta meet so they take it personally when you decline or is she mad I didn't cut her off earlier and just wasted her time by politely listening?
>>29928860
She clearly wanted to give you succ
HEY BUDDY I THINK YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG DOOR. /FIT/ IS TWO BLOCKS DOWN
>>29929319
FUUUUUUUUUUGG YUUUUUUUU
How to trigger weedfags
>just don't smoke it
That's literally all it takes.
>>29928853
Truuu
originalario
>>29928853
If you didnt smoke jbangers tho thered be none on thr ground for, keep smokin em for me my boys and occasionally the sexy lipstick girls
>>29928853
I smoke weed, almost everyday but I gotta tell yah, I smoke alone.
Because stoner culture sucks
Anyone here unable to imagine relationships of any kind with other humans?
The mere notion or sight of another person makes me feel lightly sick for some reason. Before, I only had trouble enjoying their company, but now, I downright hate it.
bumpering the okay thread
>>29928851
>Anyone here unable to imagine relationships of any kind with other humans?
yes, me
>Before, I only had trouble enjoying their company
i don't hate it but i dislike it and would rather be alone.
i still feel alone a lot of the time though.
>>29928851
I wouldnt mind spending time with someone im 100% honest with and that i can talk to like i think without being seen as "autistic" and "sperging"
thanks for making my personality and behavior into a meme and therefore unnaceptable mr.shekeltein
Daily MBTI (personality horoscope) thread
>inb4 smart but lazy INTP
>inb4 INTJ master race
Test: 16personalities.com/free-personality-test
New forum: mbtiforum.com
>>29928819
Why do INTJs like to brag about being the master race so much? ENTJs are basically just superior versions of them...
>>29928998
Don't post elipses, roach.
My dad posts like that and he's a huge loser.
ISTP come at me bros
>Cousin invites me to local music festival out in the country
>dont really want to go but he keeps insisting so i tag along
>we get there and i'm uncomfortable as fuck, he says i need to loosen up and pulls out a pipe and weed
>take a hit
>half an hour passes and i'm feeling pretty relaxed
>meet a girl
>we hit it off and i invite her back to our tent
>talk for a while and start making out
>pull a condom out of my pocket >"what are you doing"
>"just to be safe"
>"what you think i have a fucking disease or something? is that the kind of girl you think i am?"
>"no no no i didn't mean it like that-"
>at this point shes having none of it and starts dressing before leaving the tent
>later i see her chatting it up with some other dude
Well seeing as she was about to fuck a guy she just met at a music festival and that was also her very first reaction to a condom. yeah, she was probably a self conscious dirty girl.
>>29928736
>>29928824
This,good call OP, she was going to spread AIDS to you
>>29928736
You dodged a HUGE bullet. Holy shit.
>fell for the Pokemon Go meme
>playing it with all the normies at work
>>29928677
wow im not gay i swear
>tfw phone can't run Pokemon Go and don't care about upgrading any time soon
>>29928701
You sure about that? Post buns ;)
ITT summerize the most interesting thing that happened to you recently.
>be me
>18, yesterday
>selfish sister at 25 years old living rent free makes a pot of spaggeti
>refuses to share it with anyone
>call her a pot belly bitch
>she chases me with a huge blade to my room
>caught it on video
>go to mom, she could not care less
>call the police
>female family having the time of there lives
>police come, I explain the situation
>1 police is with me, 1 police is against me
>my sister comes out of the house
>she is spooked cus she can get arrested
>says "Its just a prank! ITS just a prank!"
>she is litteretly a meme
>protip-it wasn't a prank
>she grabs her stuff and drives off in her car
>becuase im young and 18 the police feel like they can tell me to "grow up"
>wasgettingSTABEDpartofgrowingup.jpeg
>they leave
>mom blames me
>other sister hates me for no reason
>mfw I did the right thing
>mfw I got what I wanted
>mfw I won
>The extents one goes for a pot of spaghetti
>The extents another one goes for being called a pot belly bitch
This family is 100% retarded
>>29929259
>The extents
Can you even english?
I dont think you should be calling people retarded.
>>29928661
Do you own the fucking house?
How come its looked down on to date an 18 year old or slightly older girl when you're 30+?
>>29928658
Roasties, whores, bitches, sluts. Women know that the only thing they have going for them is looks and younger girls obviously look better.
It's jealousy, pure and simple.
>>29928711
This, it's the reason we have age of consent laws. Ancient roasties be jelly of that prime teen pussy.
>>29928658
Because feminists are threatened by young female sexuality competing with their sexuality. And white men are beta enough to agree with whatever bullshit feminist spout as fact.
Non-Western societies expect young girls, even 10 year olds, to marry much older men, so its not a problem for non-feminists
Another day, another day of no human contact, no achievement of any kind, no friends, or gf
I went out to get Taco Bell just now. Then I went to Aldi's to get milk and eggs. There was a cute cashier girl, but she didn't make eye contact with me, granted, I sounded monotone and boring, so I guess that's okay.
I'm back at home about to eat said taco bell now. then practice on my flute some more.
>>29928668
What an interesting story
>>29928668
What a Iife
ITT: We think of cool, creative ways to kill ourselves
>inb4 Rube Goldberg machine
>>29928612
try cooking something more advanced than ramen
>>29928612
Shoot up a place full of stacys and chads and then do a suicide by cop
Not exactly creative, but its always cool. Also, please livestream that shit too
>>29928612
This is my old standby -- never been able to outdo this one for many years.
>research height of local overpass over major freeway
>purchase supplies: rope, razor wire, super glue
>do appropriate math to find length of rope necessary to reach just a few feet above semi truck level to avoid collisions
>go to overpass
>tie rope to feet and to bridge so that you hang by feet
>create loop of razor wire around neck and around bridge that is much shorter than the rope
>superglue hands to head upside down over ears so that fingers are pointing at shoulders and palms are near temples
>jump off bridge
>head pops clean off neck, body dangles over freeway with hands holding own severed headclose enough to cars so that people can see face
severely emotionally scar thousands of people, hell yes
Is this just ingrown pubic hair or do I have syphillis
looks more like cancer op, rip
>>29928598
It's AIDS
I get that all the time, OP - you shaved recently?
Shaving causes that after a little bit.
It goes away after like a week
