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117 days until /pol/ is eternally, irreversibly, irredeemably BTFO for all time
Hm? Explain yourself. This is news to me.
Are you a mad cuck or something cause of Bernie?
>>29919562
He's probably talking about the election
When did you realize you were dumb as fuck?
When I realized I hadn't killed myself yet.
When I realised I was female
>>29919532
I was legitimately going to type this. God damn it.
>hey anon, wanna hit up the gym later? I'll spot you, I might have to leave early though, my I have a date with Julie at noon.
>dyke haircut
so close to perfect female
>>29919518
Honestly I'd put up with having a hot lesbian muscle girl roommate I'd never be able to fuck if she "dressed" like that while around the house.
Helping me get /fit/ is just icing on the cake.
>Hurr look at muh fat arms
I could demolish this bitch with one hand tied behind my back.
What does /r9k/ think about this cute girl?
Probably got a dick
>>29919460
She will be another bottom of the barrel whore in a couple of years desu
>>29919460
Very envious.
And disappointed, since she's a bit of a SJW.
I hereby pledge to a month of no fapping.
Who want to /nofap/ here, pledge as well, it should help you as well as me to carry on.
>>29919435
Already 3 days in. You have my sword.
>>29919435
what's the point of nofap exactly
>>29919435
Nofap was started by a husband and wife feminist couple who run an antiporn blog. They infiltrated a number of forums that they knew were frequented by young, insecure men (bb.com, etc) and started spreading propaganda. And it fucking worked!
Every time someone pledges to go nofap for a month, they're being cucked by anti-porn feminists.
Any wierd dreams lately, robots?
Here's one from last night
>walking down the street
>see nigger holding a knife
>decide to see what he's up to
>starts picking on a really small girl
>they start fighting
>oh shit
>rush to help
>by the time I get to her niggers completely wrecked and walking away witha bloody leg
>tell the girl that's pretty impressive, and ask her where did she learned how to fight
>no answer just blushes in a cute way
>ask her her name
>tells me to look up "marolina nightview" on wikipedia
>wake up
>do exactly that
>no results
>>29919384
She wants you to create her wikipedia page so that she may have a tunnel to cross from the dream world into this reality, anon.
>>29919406
The closest search i got was MMA fighter Karolina Kowalkiewicz.
It's wierd cuz she looks like the girl from the dream also I used to do MMA and I have Polish ancestory.
>>29919476
It's a sign
Track down Karolina
This is a universe of infinite possibilities and you waste your time here seeing and posting the same shit day in and day out.
If you did random bullshit and just picked two random items in your cupboard and mixed them together and ate them every day you would probably stumble upon some unknown flavor combination that would revolutionize cooking.
If you mixed random chemicals in your bathtub you might find a new highly efficient fuel source.
Instead you waste your time here.
>>29919352
Sounds like you've got it all figured out
Remind me why you're posting on /r9k/ then instead of loving life, oh enlightened one?
>This is a universe of infinite possibilities
I doubt it. I'm often inclined to think things happen by necessity and there's no such thing as ontological possibility.
>implying the chance of any of that happening isn't slim to none
>implying everything hasn't been discovered already
fuck off
Do you consider yourself blue-pilled or red-pilled?
Or a combination of those two? I know my life has been better after going back to the blue pill.
>>29919341
How do you go back to the blue pill
Please tell me how, I'm sick of this shit
>>29919341
i dont know the meaning of any of these and i dont care
What is a blue pill other than anti-red pill? If you don't care about it either way are you neither?
Someone is fucking this. I keep approaching fat chicks and the like and they reject me. They think I am a creeper. But somehow, somewhere, someone is fucking this.
You are a creeper. Just rape a whore or murder yourself.
I doubt this chick has sex she genuinely enjoys. Because A) probably bad at sex cuz like a guy would ever tell her what she is doing is wrong
B) probably thinks that every guy she has ever slept with is much less attractive than she is
C) she is dumb.
Feel better OP
I bet the one fucking that is working very hard. Worth it?
>tfw you're about to graduate from PA school, but you want to be a doctor instead
>>29919255
PAs make good money.
GTFO normie faggot.
Try being 28, having a BA, working a near min wage job, and having no friends (boy or girl), and being a KHV.
JUST GET OUT ASS HAT!!!
>>29919255
Being a doctor would put you in so much debt it's not worth it.
You're better off
>>29919311
But doctors make 3 times what a PA does and it's pretty much the same job
>Just go out there and be yourself, talk to some girls brah!
>>>/cgl/9096804
>ewww, get away from me you fucking creep!
Oh great, look, another normie-who-thinks-hes-a-bot thread. Woooow, soo robot, much suffering.
leave, norm
holy shit /cgl/ is scum
how the fuck are these people on 4chan, this is like suddenly noticing that you have a huge tumor hanging off you
>>29919279
how the fuck you a seagull if you got chicken skin
/r9k/ what do you think sex with Boxxy would be like??.
Amazing and wonderful i bet the queen is great in bed.
She makes me smile.
shes probably a fish who cant even suck dick properly
attentionwhoring sluts are always terrible in bed, they expect you to do everything just like outside of bed
YO ANON HOW'S IT GOING MAN?!?
Pretty good, long time no see, how are you doing?
>>29919221
Get out of my house, bitch
LET ME ALONE
Is this dating/relationship game only about attention and validation? It's way easier to just fap and call it a day.
>>29919209
>is it all about attention and validation
That sounds like an outsider's perspective.
>>29919380
Indeed it is. I never got into it. What is your perspective?
>>29919209
the whole idea of dating was created by the patriarchy!
https://youtu.be/JaBXx5lOipw
This album made me want to learn bass.
>>29919197
You have shit taste in music anon
>>29919197
Same, anon. I love every damn song on that album
>>29919197
The song Blacklisted made me want to learn. It was on a comp
