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should i confess online to my crush that I have been stalking her
>>29918212
why would that be a good idea? just ask yourself that before posting or doing something stupid.
No. Stop stalking her. Do not contact her.
No? What benefits would that possibly have for you to even consider that, anon? Do share your mindset.
> mfw sharp anus pain every time after I shit
> mfw it still itches a dozen hours later
J U S T
>>29918199
same, i wipe like a dozen times to clear poop out of the wounds juts to be safe before getting up.
>sometimes there's blood in my underwear later on
Fecal impaction is nothing to mess with get help asap before you end up like me in the hospital.
>>29918199
Don't worry man, this was me like 2 weeks ago.. I had a pretty bad tear in my ass and each time I had a shit it would tear again and bleed.. I clocked on to this and held my shit in for 3 days and when I eventually went it was healed, all fixed now :)
You know it's not normal for a western cartoon to be on the air this long, right? Try to remember, this isn't real. Please just wake up.
>>29918193
I see your message but how do I wake up? I'm trying and Ita not working
>>29918193
The Simpsons will out live it's writers and one day become so bad that it will look like a parody of it's original self.
>>29918213
Put on the glasses
Fembot here
What's it like having a penis?
>>29918154
give me your number, name address and legal consent to a sex re-assignment surgery along with a scalpel and a few other tools.
I'll show you what it feels like. :{D
Probably about what you might imagine it would be like. Just instead of feeling a pleasuring urge to have things stuck inside you, you have a pleasuring urge to stick urself inside things
it's like it's culturally acceptable to genitally mutilate you
how do fathers get over it that their daughters are geting fucked
because they fucked someone else's daughter
circle of life, brah
>>29918093
by not being creepy fucks who think about fucking their daughters
or not being creepy fucks who worry about their daughter's "purity"
>>29918111
this
Its only fair and I think they understand it
Childhood depression general
>tfw you were bullied at an early age
>Suicidal thoughts since childhood
>Severe minority complex, have to make others feel good/laugh in order to justify being alive
>never develop a personality and identity
>Don't recognise myself anymore since I've grown up
>When I look in a mirror I see some weird combination of my parents in male form
I wish I could be myself but I don't exist as a personality, I'm merely a walking husk with a mask of cheerfulness and politeness
Yeah
Yeah that's about right
That's exacly what I feel everyday, everytime.
You are me.
>feel responsible for the feelings of others because if I can't make them at least comfortable I'm not of any use anyway
Pokemon go is fantactic robots, but it's also pretty awful. Share stories of miserable being alone is.
>be me
>be recently single and pretty okay with it
>go pokemon catching at the park with a few friends
>tons of cute girls with their boyfriends
>it's like valentine's day every time we go
>realize I miss her and she's never coming back
>realize forever alone
>go to the local firestation by my house and capture the gym
>few minutes later it's under attack
>a guy and a girl walking together with their dog took my gym
>guy is too high level for me to take the gym back
cuck'd again
>live in very very small country town
>think "fuck yes, i can be the towns best finally"
>my phone is too old to work with pokemon go
i almost had it lads
>just a text
As opposed to? God normies live in an entirely different world
Please tell me everything r9k says about women isn't true.
I want to believe in monogamy and eternal love.
It's not like in the animes, man.
>>29918060
it's not
source: lived in a primarily mormon town for 3 years. nothing but monogamous, loving families for miles.
>>29918079
It's exactly like in the animes, man.
Any other 'normies' come on here and just read these posts for fun and comment? The edge is real.
Lmao, these people are so pathetic. They should stop feeling sorry for themselves.
I try to play the guessing game: is the poster I'm triggering an actual autistic sperglord, or just a normie pretending to be one?
>>29918073
Glad I'm not alone in this. It's like they want to keep digging a hole and hate themselves. It's funny because here I'm a 'normie' and everywhere else in the world I don't fit in.
'reee'
Hey anon, how's your summer going?
>>29918052
god damn your tits are done for. I mean they're all ready sagging like that so there's no hope. the other one is just ugly as shit.
>>29918063
i have a feeling this hoe isn't the one who is posting, anon
>>29918052
not well originalucommentu
Everyone has different experiences which mold the way they see the world. Some people have experience which you do not, some have had more or less than you. All this accumulates into knowledge from which lessons can be derived from.
Do you anons have any life lessons that you can instill upon other anons of this board? I'd really like to hear them.
My own would have to be this: Don't put your happiness into people. Especially don't invest in another that has less investment in you, you will always be the loser.
>>29918046
>My own would have to be this: Don't put your happiness into people.
i'll expand on that...
don't rely on anything external to yourself for happiness. Anything that you NEED to make you feel good, ,whether its vidya, porn, food, 4chan, whatever, it's all an addiction keeping you in a low state of consciousness. Obviously it's easier said than done, but at least if you realize it you can try to move towards a state of being where you feel fulfilled without crutches
>>29918046
Happiness is when you learn to enjoy the particular kind of suffering that you have to endure.
Another little quip about the state of life:
Take absolutely nothing for granted.
Enjoy everything in the moment and never ask for more. Instead, be pleasantly surprised if more comes.
>>29918078
+1
I agree, you and you alone should be the source of your happiness.
>>29918087
I had to google your quote because it sounded so good. Well said anon.
Who else doesn't trust their pwn thoughts? It's starting to scare me.
own thoughts*
JAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
HA>>>RAPPPPPPTOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR
>>29918039
>doesn't trust
in what way?
who /cry everyday/ here?
I finally let down my wall for a girl I was (and am) in love with. After a year she puts us on a break because she hasn't been single for like any of her adult life (from like 13 or 14 to 18).
I ask her if I would be the one she dates when she is ready again. She says I can't ask that of her.
We were so good together, she even agreed that I was the only one she could really open up to. She said we were to co-dependent and that she needs to learn to be her own person.
I ask her if she is done with me romantically and she says she "honestly doesn't know".
We've hung out a couple times as friends and I just bawl for so long after. I want to talk to her all the time and never talk to her again at the same time.
>>29918035
I cried today because my mom's depressed and thinks I'm a disappointment.
I got over it fairly quick but that just sort of branched off into different sadnesses and I just kept crying.
https://youtu.be/u_Y_7NwuUHg
The intro song from Swiss Army Man killed me, had me bawling.
>>29918089
My mom said I was pathetic for getting pretzels from Quik Trip for dinner every night.
>>29918089
Also all those songs sound really good.
How fast can you type /r9k/?
http://10fastfingers.com/typing-test/english
I can get about 120WPM if I do a few runs and get into the swing of it, but I've been this fast for donkey's years and i've plateaued. Not sure how to get faster, advice?
>>29918027
i'm now going to track my intoxication via typing speed
41wpm
Not too bad I guess.
I never learned to touch type.
toffee apple cider isnt doing wonders for my typing speed
This picture describes me quite well. I'm a schizoid autistic extreme introvert loner. I literally derive no pleasure in relationships of any kind. Being around my family is even draining for me. I constantly feel tired and drained of energy. But, yet I crave to have a social life just to "fit in" and be normal. Its painful to be on normiebook and see all of the normies having fun and socializing with their model tier pictures. They always look so aesthetically perfect. My pictures are creepy and I took down many of them.
Used to have psychosis. Was obsessed with Kaballah and magick and all that /x/ tier junk. Am now a veritable zombie from too many antidepressants.
I don't know if I have any mental illness and I'm sure people will comment that I'm a failed normie and should gtfo.
I enjoy relationships but I'm extremely isolated. I'm abrasive and can't stop sniping at people. I place insane demands on new friends and act like a creep until they cut me off. I think I have borderline personality.
My limited social situation always seems precarious. I am terrified of fucking things up, blowing through my remaining social capital, and having nothing left to live for. In the space of the last two months, I had thought I had met a really good new friend who is local. We chatted a bunch and I saw her in person a couple times. Currently, she hasn't responded to me for over a week so I've stopped pinging her, and I don't see any way of repairing whatever I fucked up. How do you fix things with someone who won't talk to you?
blog etc, whatever
>>29918184
Normies don't deal with mental illness. You're a robot. Anyways, I'd just forget about her man. You can do like me and just be detached but don't get too detached like me. I literally don't give a fuck about anything except work. But work is a way for me to keep my mind busy and I get moneys.
