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>tfw obsessed with a chubby yellow teethed nerdy youtuber grill
>tfw she will never be my gf
what a hobag
>>29914999
pretty cute, I bet it would feel really nice to hold her hand.
>>29914999
what's the youtube name?
Who here /brown eyes/. I don't know why but the general concensus around 4chan is that blue eyes are superior. Well I'm here to say that us brown eyed robots have nothing to be ashamed of.
>but muh superior Aryan genes
>but shit colored eyes
Brown eyes have a unique quality that draws you in like you're gazing into a deep forest, whereas blue eyes push you away.
>>29914988
girls love blue eyes. even if your a piece of shit lowlife guy. its sucks but true.
sorry blue eyes are still prettier on dudes
I agree in some cases, the rest of my family has creepy light blue eyes like the white walkers. My eyes are deep blue and I love them
brown is cute on white people in some cases, green is never cute, people only like it because its rare
>Go out for the first time in a while to play PoGo
>Live in Texas so it's blistering hot outside
>Go on well known bike trail to find Pokemon
>Come across a group of girls all on their phones
>They must be playing PoGo! Friend making opp
>"Hey are you guys playing Pokemon Go too?"
>Dorky smile on my face
>They all start laughing and one chuckles "Did you really just ask us that?"
>Start tearing up and fast walk away
>>29914921
Oh, Anon!
*Hugs*
I'm sorry you had to deal with that ;-; The chances of coming across random people playing Pokemon Go these days is pretty high. I think it was reasonable to assume they might have been playing it.
>>29914921
If this really happened I know how you feel man, people don't realize how this stuff can really hurt. Props to you for trying anon please don't let this get you down
why didnt you rape and murder them?
>drink some of sisters lemonade because I couldn't help myself
>says she hates me
I fucking hate being fat
>sister keeps buying cock
>tell her it bad for her
>she days ok but buys it anyway
>I don't like her buying cock because it's bad for her
>one day I feel like refreshing beverage
>ask her if I can hace some of her cock
>she says yes it's fine
>I drink her vanilla cock
>tfw it's bad for me but tastes ok
>>29914901
Refer to /fit/. They'll save you.
What's with you fat people and stealing food and sugary drinks!?
MY ASSHOLE ITCHES SO FUCKING BAD
Do you have ass worms?
scratch it stupid
>Tfw dry asshole
>Its cracked, has fissures, and hurts constantly
>Every time I shit I bleed
Why isn't /r9k/ using kratom?
I took 10g an hour ago and feel amazing right now.
>>29914801
Guess nobody here knows about it
>>29914801
its okay...only worth it if you can't get a hold of the good stuff
>>29914801
i know about it. i used to order pounds of kratom. i was addicted to it for months. yea it feels good and makes you do physical labor like an animal. but let me tell you the withdrawal is horrible. and you feel like you always need to be on it. when i quit i layed on the ground in front of a heater all day for weeks. the warmth of the heater just made me feel better, not to mention sometimes when i would toss and wash it would gag me and i would throw up all over my room. there is actually a reddit board dedicated to kratom addicts trying to get off of it. stay away. also i have heart palpitations and felt like i was going to die in the middle of the night and it felt like my heart was going to shut off.
Daily reminder
Righteous people are killed for speaking the truth
Jesus was a bro.
I don't think he was the son of God, just a hippie that went around preaching kindness and good things.
It's interesting that he opposed rich people. How do Christians justify capitalism?
i want to be like jesus except the evil version
and no i don't mean i wanna be the antichrist, i just want a legion of evildoers who worship me, is that too much?
>the day will come when our silence will be more powerful than the voices you are throttling today
based
Roaches, fetch me a gf.
But if you're a master manipulator, why don't you just puppeteer a girl into being your gf?
>>29914815
Silly roachie.
Where's the fun in that?
>>29914863
The part where you have a gf
>There's a knock at the door
>phone rings
>ignore it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg
>>29914834
I really want to do cocaine to this song
who /generally just bad at life/ here?
>tfw wasted high school being depressed faggot
>tfw wasted university having social anxiety problems
>tfw didn't do any productive/relevant projects in university for "experience" required for jobs I apply for
>tfw only ever worked wageslave jobs because no "real" company will hire me
>tfw try to write really good CVs but know I won't get job without relevant experience no matter how much I bullshit it
>tfw wasted life being sad and can't fix it because can't get a job to get out of NEET robot hell
>tfw I just want to die at this point
>went to university
>had a job
>isn't homeless
>"waaaahhh why is my life so bad :("
>>29914924
The children are starving argument is retarded, he has every right to feel his problems are legitimate, and just because some people have it worse doesn't mean he doesn't have it bad compared to the people around him.
>>29914732
I empathize with all of this. Even with my crap job and lots of money I'm too sad and boring to attract anyone. Life is misery.
>normie sister takes a picture of me by surprise and sends it to her friend because she knows I'm insecure and wants me to die
>sister's friend says I'm cute
BLOWNTHEFUCKOUT
T
F
O
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
when a girl says "you're cute" thats like the yearbook signature equivalent "have a nice summer"
its meaningless
you did get btfo
>>29914759
>girls signed his yearbook
Normies
Get
Out.
>>29914720
I hope you guys go on a cute date though.
>>29914759
this
being called cute by a girl means she doesn't care about your existence but doesn't want to hurt your feelings
Anyone have experience with anti depressants. What are your opinions
>>29914681
They make it so you depressed and have bad side effects.
>>29914681
mescaline worked really well and its all natural. You can get it on the clearnet cheap. 40 dollars save your life
real talk
>>29914681
I'm taking Zoloft, what do you wanna know senpai
>Onii-chan, I'm out of potato chips!
good i hope hammie starves to death
>>29914654
They're called crisps you dirty yank
>>29914677
There's no need to bully Umaru-chan
So robots, what do you think of full time moms?
![682471ae-50ab-38e3-85d5-cc2e14e6debb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qzz8ACf.jpg "682471ae-50ab-38e3-85d5-cc2e14e6debb[1]")
i am writing this post actually about 5 seconds after i fully realized and internalized that /r9k/ is just /confirmation_bias/.
The only reason you notice the shit is because its what you are looking for.
haha.
i'm free, i'm free.
see ya.
im not a robot indeed
Can I pay these girls to have and take care of my children?
Seems like a business opportunity. :V
>>29914635
I would never marry a woman that did not want to maintain her own career. I won't even date a woman that doesn't go dutch.
I can't stand the idea of supporting a spouse full time, it just seems so unfair.
Why haven't you started learning Japanese yet /r9k/?
Just think of all the high quality hentai you're missing out on.
>>29914609
>Why haven't you started learning Japanese yet /r9k/?
but I have :^)
taking a class right now, I am 5 weeks in, here's my current assignment
so far I know like... 50 kanji? I am disappointed desu I am not even near good enough to translate doujins yet
hopefully by the end of this class I can read untranslated hentai manga and doujinshi
>teacher asks why I am taking this class
>tfw everyone else is taking it because they are either going on a study abroad or are a korean/chinese international student who frequently goes to japan
what the fuck am I supposed to say??? "u-uhh I like japanese culture h-hahaha..."
>>29914609
i dunno, anon. the fan translation community is very active for the good stuff anyway.
>>29914609
I'm kinda lazy. I have learned the generic worda and stuff but don't have enough motivation to go further. Getting translated shit nowadays is as easy as torrenting.
