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Do you think you could have sex with your celebrity crush without making a fool of yourself, ejaculating prematurely or having problems getting it up?
Yes with lots of foreplay
>>29911283
>without making a fool of yourself, ejaculating prematurely or having problems getting it up?
I doubt I could even have sex with a below average girl without having this happen
>>29911283
no no yes
>tfw flat-chested in a big boobies obsessed world
>>29911277
small boobs are best tho
at least you have tits
i can love you and your small tiddies OP
>a teen lives with parents
>"hey i have an idea i'll get a part time minimum wage job that will make nothing at all and i can just pirate most movies/shows/games anyways"
What is the point of this?
Post lewds of my waifu again and you'll be sorry.
Pleas do not post cows.
Is there supposed to be something wrong with this?
>tfw my toys are coming in the mail tomorrow
>>29911221
What toys did you get?
>>29911805
some sonic ones
>>29911947
wooooaaaahh cool. do you have a collection you're adding to, or is this just some extra stuff for fun?
It's been so lonely guys...
/Lonely/ thread.
Anyone who is feeling alone and forsaken come in here and share feels and stories... Let's try to aim get some comfort this night
>>29911218
that webm...not comfy :(
>>29911259
I know, but i found it relatable.
Here have something more comfy
>>29911318
thank you, today has really sucked for me too. I haven't really talked to anyone today and the one person I do want to talk to is either ignoring me or out somewhere. But that is neither here nor there, lets be comfy.
potatoes are fucking BOSS. best food ever, I microwave them and eat them plain, so good
>>29911211
/R9k/ approved
Thinking about going on an all potatoe diet to save some money
frying some potatos right now
I agree they're amazing
I just baked a potato. Cheap as fuck, good, and filling.
Is this the board I come to when I realize I'm stuck here?
>>29911182
It's the reason I came here.
Well, that and /tv/ has turned into a pure shithole.
I broke up with my girlfriend today. After two years of me treating her worse amd worse I finally broke it off because I met a girl in summer school who I want to fuck. I thought having sex with a girl and goung steady would make me happy, bit all I learned is that I'm a manipulative asshole with a sex addiction. When youre a kissless virgin on /b/ you think that youre such a nice guy, but as soon as a girl gives me a chance I start acting like the "assholes" everyone there conplains about. I tried to acvept it, but I couldn't get over the draw to other women. I've come so close to cheating, but luckily I couldn't do it. Now I'm just calling the whole thing off because I met a girl with big tits and freckles who likes me. I never would of thought I would turn out to be an asshole who regularly birns bridges with his friends and family. I wish I could be a normie. I fucking hate this site. I try to rationalize that I'm a newfag because I started going here when I was a seinor in high school. That was in 2013. 3 1/2 years and I'm still here jacking off 3 times a day (that includes days I have sex). Hopefully the military will set me straight, but I'll probably just use my uniform to get poon and then retire to the mountains of Japan so I can become a pedophile. Fuck me.
>>29911726
Dont even get me started on /pol/. I used to be a well liked guy, but imagine how hard it is to keep friends when you become a hardcore conservative conspiracy theorist who believes in eugenics and ethnocentrism. I'm 100% convinced my friends only stick with me bacause they think my obsession with the Nazis is suppose to be funny because I'm Jewish. I wish I could just keep my mouth shut, but I always have to debate cause O think I'm so smart. I wish I wasnt such an argumenative asshole.
>tfw weed has shitty effects on me and I just get more depressed, paranoid and insecure while I'm high
Anyone else know this feel?
>>29911162
I think anyone who got to their 4th or 5th year of constant weed-smoking has probably felt that feel
>>29911162
Yeah, especially bad if you're a manlet with low tolerance
what strain were you using?
>>29911162
>>29911189
yes
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Reminder that god does not exist and that science proves that god does not exist. If there is no evidence that something exists than that thing does not exist until sufficient evidence comes forth and proves it. Burden of proof also states that it's on the people who claim that god exists in order to provide the proof that he exists. All that's come forth is septic tank and toast jesus faces and schizophrenics making prophecies, that is not proof.
All of the world governments should come together and perform a genocide on every non atheist in the world. Then the world can be a glorious peaceful place again.
>Implying the Crusades weren't in response to Muslim attacks on the Byzantine Empire
what scientific facts prove that god doesn't exist?
>>29911174
Correct. The Crusades were a response to 3,000 years of jihad.
VoHiYo /r9k/, i was wondering if these boots are autistic to wear in the outside world. Do they look stupid? What's the preferred way of wearing them? Would you wear them?
Also autistic shoes i guess.
Cmon guys i need to know, don't do me like this.
Boots are fine depending on the weather.
Depends really, are you /skelly/ tier?
Boots on skinny people look horrible, bottom heavy....
Chad could pull them off tho.
>tfw you remember the kind of posts you made on forums when you were 12-14
>to make it worse, some of your ridiculous childish behaviour went on until you were around 16
NO NO NO
I CAN'T GET OVER IT, FUCK
I NEED TO DIE RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
Just bee urself
Take a deep breath and try to forgetti
>>29910835
>used to browse MLPchan
Kill me
i pretended to be a 21 year old arab guy on gaia back when i was 10 or 11. not sure why i did but I cringe when I think about it.
What's the best pizza place of all time and why is it Domino's?
>>29910822
I prefer big papa johns pizza inside of me
>>29910822
Da Sebastiano
seriously the last place I know where they make Italian pizza rather than Morrocan, Turkish or American bastardizations of Italian pizza. Too bad they only have two restaurants and that they don't deliver where I live. I have to actually physically go there every time.
>>29910822
Each Papa John's pizza is carefully crafted with flavorful, superior-quality ingredients and toppings.
Why would you ever choose an inferior pizza?
Mystic players can't be robotstfw can't go out and catch pokemon because I never leave my house
>>29910821
Faggots can't be robots either anon you should probably leave
>>29910848
And the first butthurt mysticfag is spotted
>>29910888
keep your shitposting off r9k go to fucking /v/ this doesn't have anything to do with r9k
>tfw 26 and just starting university
Good luck, bro. I hope you'll make it.
>>29910705
>mrw imagining a 26 year old hanging out with 18 year olds
>>29910705
I'm 24 in community college, you'll make it man. Better to do college late versus not at all and getting stuck in the minimum wage trap.
If you're still young looking, you might even have a shot at getting some girls
Would you settle for a plain, 5-6/10 gf, /r9k/? Personally I could never compromise on my ideals, what's the point of settling if you could just have 2D instead. The only downside is that dying a virgin who never settled is worse to society than marrying an average or ugly girl, but who cares about that.
WEW LAD I bet 5-6/10 girls dream of a catch like you settling for them xD
>>29910760
I am a catch those 3D whores WISH they could date a man like me.
huh
I'd be really happy with lower than that I'm pretty sure.
But I get it. It's fun to pretend we don't even want them.
3DPD! I'll stay pure for my waifu!
