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> make a thread
> not a single reply
> even fellow robots hate me
>>29908189
(you)
oregon
>>29908189
FUCKIN KYS THEN FUCKING PUSSY FAGGOT
How was your day today Op did you eat dinner?
Here is your (you) oops
How do I get a cutie pie white girlfriend if I'm asian?
act like a hood negro
>>29908183
You don't. Quite the opposite actually, we take your women.
>>29908183
be tall or in shape and have a western haircut
nothing else is required
How do I forget her
its getting worse as time passes
>>29908121
Drugs
oregon
acknowledge, let go. It will keep coming in waves, but they will weaken.
>>29908490
Literally this
Origami
Hey anon, my ready to settle down with you. Let's get married
>>29908111
For your own good, we shouldn't. Find yourself someone better, we both know you can.
>>29908252
Yeah. She shouldn't be forced to deal with my insecurities and instabilities.
>>29908111
I know who she is and Id marry her in a heartbeat.
Would this be enough to kill me if I landed in my head?
I'll let u guys decide if I do it
If I do I'll tell u the city first
I will 100% crfollow through
>>29908085
you'll get a concussion if you're lucky
>>29908085
Someone will notice before you die, call ambulance, and you'll live. It'll only cause a ton of pain and cost a ton of money if you don't have insurance. If you're looking to end it there are much more effective ways.
Kek, no.
>if I landed in my head
You probably won't and even if you do somehow manage to land on your head, there's a chance you'll get a concussion or permanent brain damage. The worse thing that can happen is you can become a vegetable.
If you're in the US or even Canada, just get a shotgun, put the barrel inside your mouth and aim for the brain stem at the back of your mouth.
It has a 99.9% chance of killing you, much better than jumping off a 20ft window/balcony.
>Stacy hugs me and when she pulls away and looks me in the eye she says it was the most cold lifeless unfriendly hug shes ever had
>she tells me to hug her like i mean it, i try but its making me uncomfortable and she pulls away and shakes her head and asks if i hate hugs
>tfw my stacy manager puts her hand on my shoulder and another time put my hand on her hand to feel it and both times i jumped and pulled away. She knows im a KV and she said she was worried and asked why i recoiled from her
Holy hell these people want me to kill myself, just ignore me like youve been doing, dont try to fix me now, touching girls makes my skin crawl
Just rape em
>>29908077
normie here. What's a KV?
>>29908077
Ask her if you can talk about it some time, just the two of you. Maybe this could become a way out of roberto life, even if you don't become romantically involved with her.
I think I am God.
>>29908071
If you were God, you sure as hell wouldn't be anywhere near Earth.
>>29908071
Okay, okay, But y tho??? O_O
>>29908071
I don't think you are God.
>staying at gf's parents house
>gf left for work
>gf's mom is home
>be holed up in gf's room
>can hear gf's mom doing stuff in the kitchen
>have crippling social anxiety
Is going out there and talking to her the normal thing to do? I just want to hide in my gf's comfy room and look at my phone until she gets back, but I feel like im being judged :'(
You could try mixing bleach and ammonia, my friend.
>>29908181
You could try not being a faggot, you sardonic pleb
Fucking help me u idiots
>30 years from now
>VR has advanced to be lifelike
>go into your VR room, activate the system
>All your favorite scenarios and games pop up around you
>tfw you pick the medieval grimdark fantasy world
>load into your avatar, a tall, chiseled and handsome knight
>your companions surround you, millions of people in their avatars doing their own thing
>AIs make up serfs and manual laborerers nobody wants to be
>tfw you go into a battle with no real risk of death
>tfw you're cleaving through plebs, storm a castle and rape a fair maiden (who is a actually a guy with a fetish for rape irl)
>tfw you return to the tavern to laugh and drink with your medieval buddies
So, who else just surviving for VR? Where would you put yourself in it?
it will take far longer for VR to be lifelike
That sounds like garbage. VR is garbage. Drink Coca Cola.
>>29908016
hate to break it to you but in reality, VR will never ever get to that level itll always just be a dumb helmet with a bunch of screens on the inside at best
playing something like elite or a racing game will always be the closest you get to a life-like simulation with that shit
unless someone invents direct brain interfaces which ... well ... society will collapse way before that could ever become a possibility and even if it doesnt none of us here will live near long enough to see it
Very impressive female breasts, do you think they had surgery?
who's we
why are you posting here?
go away
>>29908096
If she had surgery she wouldn't have had salami tits installed
besides that everything about her breasts are nice though, I don't think she had surgery
>>29908120
Her breasts are unusually high and round with high nipples. I don't think she has implants but probably some kind of lift (very good work it's hard to tell).
So how is this place not just SJWdom for men?
>Waaah, nobody finds me attractive, fuck your beauty standards
I like shitposting here as much as the next guy but can we just admit that we're really no different?
>>29907992
Except the SJWs get laid. Plenty. They just don't get laid by Chads. So they still complain.
>>29907992
>tumblr has blogs dedicated to hating men
>we have threads dedicated to hating women
>tumblr has tranny porn
>we have ... tranny porn as well
>>29908170
>muh safespace!
>REEEE get off muhboard!
yeah there are some parallels
When do you go from being a boy to a guy to a man?
What are the requirements for each respective phase?
What's your age and what do you feel like?
At 24 I barely feel like I'm in the 'guy stage' due to never having earned any money and having the body and facial hair of a 13 year old.
Women over 55 are not at their pickiest. Women want sex for their whole life and by their sixties the ratio swings heavily against them because men start dying. Ask any guy in a nursing home; all the old biddies want his cock.
Women's desire for power is limitless. They crawl all over each other seeking social status and recognition. I'm pretty sure this comes from a desire to please their fathers.
>>29907886
>women 55 and over are pickiest
Haahaahhaa any male who can keep a conversation going for 20 minutes and have a half working dick can get single older women
You guys wanna get a comfy house with me and split the rent? Somewhere nice like Hollywood Hills.
>>29907857
How much monthly income you have?
>>29907878
Enough. How about you?
I couldn't live with alot of the posters on here because I know you all would eat my food, drink my alcohol, and not do any dishes or clean up after yourselves
I know someone who is homeless and ugly, and mentally ill who has a girlfriend (and son.) He's shizophrenic, missing teeth and is fat and ugly. He doesn't shower and he has an active sex life.
I'm not even making this up.
How can we be worse than him?
Because we dont try
>>29907877
I have been rejected by over 500+ women in my life.
I make above average income also.
>>29907842
He probably rapes them. I don't want to go to jail so yeah.
Who here dropped out of college?
What are you doing now?
>>29907820
>What are you doing now?
posting on 4chan, how about you?
>>29907820
I work graveyard shift retail, I even have 3 ballet wounds to prove it.
>>29907820
Hard physical work.
