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>Eavesdrop on parents conversation downstairs
>Listen to them for a good ten minutes
>Learn that my dad feels dead inside and hates his life, resents my mother and wants to get his own apartment
>Not sure if this means we will lose the house
>Dad is an alcoholic so if he moves out he will probably drink himself into oblivion on his own
Oh boy I want to die very badly
>>29905347
Good, now you are ready to join your dad and drink yourself into oblivion too then, aren't you?
>>29905740
I bet you'll sleep well tonight.
Soon we won't be able to sleep at all.
>>29905347
and the worst part is it's all your fault
CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB SO I CAN STOP MAKING MY LIVING MOVING ACID
THANKS
>>29905310
How much is your acid?
>>29905310
It's your own fault for being a degenerate drug dealer, kys
same, i'm considering making video games (can program and learning to draw) but haven't really started
Share your questions and experiences.
Where can a robot without friends get some weed? Is the darknet the only option?
do not smoke weed. it fucked up my life and increased my depression. not to mention it is illegal where i am from. dont go down that path op
Do not smoke fucking weed.
Smoking weed chronically caused me to lose touch with reality until I eventually had multiple psychotic breaks.
>>29905309
if you have no friends its pretty much impossible to get weed and not get ripped off. unless you know a hustler that stands on the streets and sells it right there which is rare.
>I unironically enjoy reviewbrah
>>29905307
This normie can't even enjoy comfy videos, I feel bad for him.
>>29905307
>>29905327
what is a reviewbrah
what is that
>>29905307
this bullshit shilling needs to end desu
>faintly hear 'whip', 'nae nae' and 'dab' outside
>exit room to check
>see little 8 y/o sister going mad insane over those three primal essences of cringe.
>dances and all
>goes back to room and started writing this thread with a wince
>>29905287
>not teasing your little sister
That's probably going to be the only job you ever get
>>29905287
>three primal essences of cringe.
Sounds a lot like my sister.
>watches youtube vids on tv all day
>it's all hyperliberalcuck channels featuring semiattractive white women in their early 20s pandering to the female youth
>she starts saying "omg" and "lol" in conversation
>literally the most arrogant person ever
>mfw i wouldn't mind if she did not exist
Who here has an odd face?
I have:
>brow ridge
>long face
>green eyes
>full lips
>high cheek bones
>small chin
>aquiline nose
It's not pretty desu
>>29905252
>muh special snowflake thread
>>29905252
The day I meet someone uglier than me will be the day I will stop browsing this shitty website.
How about that?
>fat as fatass
>Really high cheekbones that cast those hollow little shadows anyway
I hope that if I ever stop being a tubby shit that I won't look like the cryptkeeper.
What would your ideal life be like?
Do you believe you can live that life?
>>29905218
God, the vampires in gantz were edgy as fuck.
I wish this whole Gantz scenario was real, I'm too bored
Also, what do you guys think about the coming Gantz cgi movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43WgTJGjU98
my ideal life is being invisible
i can go wherever i want, i can watch anyone i want, i can simply steal food from houses and restaurants as i walk across the earth, to be like a ghost is my dream
because i can't even go outside while i'm visible, i am interested in people but i don't want them to know i exist, that's why i use the internet instead
Yo neets, Dominoes has a half of coupon if you order online
Convince me not to order this
Just dropping by to remind you Pizza Hut is master race fast food pizza.
>>29905244
But 50% off anon
>>29905194
junk food like that costs you literally hundreds of times the price unless you very rarely eat it
Hey guys, I don't know what to do anymore so I thought I'd ask here cause s few more here might have similiar problems.
In Short:
I grew up without a father only with anxious fucked women around me. I'm 20 now. I've been depressed and anxiety ridden for all my teenage years. I realized something was wrong on a shroom trip at age 16 so I tried self improving: fit, being social, and you know what. The thing is that all that was and still is forced and I can't seem to find a inner drive. Nothing gives me anything. All an act which seems symptomatic for fatherless people. I've been on ssris which just castrated me basically, tricyclic antidepressiva and now ritalin. Ritalin kinda deals with the anxiety but when thats gone theres nothing left. The only thing that makes me feel normal is microdosing with lsd or combining it with ritalin.. thats only possible every 3 days.
I might try cannabis + ritalin.
But otherwise I don't know anymore.
do more drugs they make you see reality clearer
>>29905130
Shit man I have a father but he's a piece of shit. It must be better to grow with a shit father than to grow with none at all because I'm not as fucked up as you seem to be. Stay strong dude.
>>29905130
I tried using Cannabis and other drugs for ten years to deal with your issue. Go to a doctor man, tell them about you thoughts and they will start the process of finding the right pill for you.
It's not normal to feel that way even though it is on this board, I still think that way due to years of conditioning myself to but I'm okay with things. I'm on Zoloft and generally give zero fucks now, I believe most of your anxiety and depression/wanting out comes from the fact that you HAVE to be empathetic to those around you but nobody shows you any empathy.
You want out from this prison of having to care while being neglected and punished for things beyond your own control. And the truth is it's almost impossible for you to break out without medication.
Once you stop caring, you won't have to please them. You can ignore calls and not give a fuck, talk at women instead of to them, and generally realize you'll be alright.
Changed my life dude, told a doctor my story and he helped me out. Just make sure you trust the guy, and if you have negative reactions stop taking it and tell your doctor, you'll get a different pill.
![disgusted-woman-rejecting-a-date[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oRRZ1ay.jpg "disgusted-woman-rejecting-a-date[1]")
>some random gathering
>girl hits on me
>so... uhmmm.. should i upload this picture to instagram *shows me a slutty pic of her*
>yes... i guess..
>anyway..whats your instagram/facebook account
>no fb account/ no instagram account
>i dont have any
>oh...
>she leaves in a hurry
holy fuck
>>29905068
Oblivious robots, destroying teen girls merchant self-esteem since beginning of humanity without even realizing it
>>29905068
You're doing god's work, pham.
>>29905205
Someone has to do it. Original.
How old is too old to go to college, if you have zero degrees?
I constantly hear normies saying that your age doesn't matter, but I don't fucking trust them. Most of them graduate at age 22 and are then set for life so it's hard to believe that they know what it's like to try and get a fucking bachelor's degree later in your life when you have nothing.
I heard of a few people in their late 20s/30s that tried to do this but I never actually found out if they were able to become successful after that. They probably got nowhere in life since who the fuck would hire a loser that got a bachelor's degree that late in life? Employers would probably just stick with a younger, more successful graduate.
>>29905058
How old are you?
Btw i think you are never too old to study. Several guys in my class are 30+
>>29905136
Yeah all memes aside I see 30+ guys going back to study all the time. I know a cook who's a software engineer now, at 35. They're generally not cut off from social contacts either. At house parties and such nobody cares if you're 22 or 33. At least that was my experience.
If you either:
1. haven't been working or otherwise have some for of 'normal' activity over the past 5+ years
2. haven't been practicing normalfag behavior and can't easily manipulate people into liking you
I wouldn't recommend you go back to college at all, you will end up just dropping out and getting a massive hit against your self-esteem
Is anyone really a 18 or older virgin on this board or is it all a joke? I see a lot of posters here who have girlfriends and such and their post tend to be more realistic.
Whenever someone talks about being a virgin it always sounds crazy. For those who really are virgins, how'd you get to this point in life without having had sex?
>>29905038
I sperg out when I'm around another human being.
I have no desire to form any kind of relationship with other humans.
>>29905076
How old are you?
12345original
I'd like to have a serious discussion about Harold Shipman.
How on Earth could he reamin so calm, having murdered 250+ people, after investigations had started.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kh8kY0T9q8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpnN0onuFGo
At this point he knew he was definitely going down for the rest of his life, but he was just so calm.
>OP comes into the surgery
>he wants to have a serious discussion
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>29905029
if you think about it, did he really do anything wrong
>>29905029
because murderers have a lot of practice not losing their cool. at any point after he killed the first person he could've been arrested for murder.
Hey there, wagecuck! How's it goin'?
>>29905009
I'm doing well, thank you. Just enjoying my well earned vacation. Nothing beats the feeling when you know you have more than enough money to spend.
We need a this-poster.
Smug Wojak, where are you?!?
Great. It's Friday. Nothing beats weekend wagecucking; work less, more pay, days off when everyone else are working. Got a few new boardgames on their way and hosting a Mordheim meet tomorrow. Should be fun.
Why haven't you moved to Japan yet to get a traditional Japanese waifu?
>>29904977
Youre fucking stupid and don't know anything about modern japan, that's why
>wanting a jap
Literally the most overrated piece of garbage.
I lived in japan for 2 years everything about their fucking retarded culture is lame
All around are creepy blue balled salary men infatuated with little girl anime
And most of their society still operates on this ancient ridiculous feudal code that keeps everyone so fucking repressed its little wonder why they all kill themselves
and 98% of their women are fugly and actually pretty hambeasty
