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>just be yourself bro!
>there's someone for everyone!
JUST DO IT
DON'T LET THE MEMES BE DREAMS
>>29907792
>Posts some shitty image on Facebook saying everyone should have someone who makes them feel loved or some shit.
>Later posts another shitty image about how gross and disgusting non-chads are.
>>29907792
Thanks Chad, I'm sure you already know this but you're a cool guy, you believe in me bro. Thanks for doing it when no one else does.
I have so many it consumes me daily, the phrase "full of regret" doesn't even come close to how fucked up my life is atm.
Anime and vidyia is not really doing it anymore.
>>29907782
Do something about it?
Accept and move on?
No one else can solve your issues for you.
You won't always feel this shit.
All you can do is give your best moving forward from now. Fretting over the past won't do you any good.
I used to feel the same way. Don't wake up one day and decide to turn your life around only to realize you should have started sooner. Start now, OP. Start now or you'll always regret it.
What do you hope to accomplish?
>>29907765
The obvious answer is death
to turn off the feels, self loathing and cringe forever, duh.
fully detach from the ratrace that is life via enlightenment. It's my only hope. Otherwise I'm stuck in inevitable misery.
Suicide is something I would never do anytime soon, but could definitely see it 20-30 years down the line. Anyone else know this feel?
>>29907764
>tfw too depressed to live, but too afraid to die
Yeah i do know this feel. Like a Hunter S Thompson kinda thing.
>>29907764
Heh, earlier than that. Sometime during my 30s I think. Life is way, way too long for people like me.
BRITNEY BE MY BAE
YaaaaaaAAAAAH
Don't post Almighty Uzi here. This thread will just be shitposted to death by cucks who believe their music tastes are better than yours.
HAVE YOU EVER MADE A MILLION DOLLARS WITCHO' TALENT?
BRITNEY BITCH
Who's REALLY devilish here?
>gf of 3 years broke up with me
>checked out a library book using her card before the break up
>still haven't turned it in, it's been months
>>29907704
>cop pulls me over because he "doesn't like the way I was driving "
>follow his wife to Walmart and do a paintball drive by on her and his daughter
>bugged his house and did little shit to break their family apart
>mfw the cop shot someone who was unarmed and lost his job
>his wife is now selling her pussy to feed her daughter
>>29907704
>use public restroom
>don't flush
>don't wash my hands
>be driving car
>merge area
>cars are merging into my lane
>they form a neat line
>the lane is really big to include the merge cars
>drive right by the neat line of cars while remaining in the big merge lane
>devil_ish
fat people are NOT robots. you are all just disgusting over eaters who can't stop shoving fucking food in your mouth
fat people should have their own fucking board to whine about how many boxes of pop tarts they eat for breakfast
>>29907694
I feel offended. Please delete.
If the most significant thing you could do to improve your life is simply not stuff your fat face, i.e. nothing at all, then you do not belong here.
>>29907875
its funny how 95% of fat people's problems can be solved by
not
stuffing
their
face
why is this so hard?
Once this thread is archived, I will get off 4chan and I won't return until my life has some sort of value. I'm cutting myself off from time-wasters and spending my time productively on self-improvement.
ITT defend your choice not to follow my example.
see you in two days
>>29907653
I am trying to be productive but fuck man.
>Someone bought me a 3ds
>Can get games free off Nintendo's servers cuz of how badly the console was hacked
>Mon Hun game coming out in 3 days
>I've been working on a self improvement project since the year started
>4chan, like most of the internet, is cancer and I keep coming here
Its not like I'm not trying OP. I have gotten myself unaddicted to 4chan like 5 times this year but I keep coming back eventually.
The 3ds is just killing me too.
>>29907814
It's okay, this is my first time trying to quit, we'll see if I'm back here in a week.
>>29907760
fuck you
FUCK THIS GAY HANGOVER
Who else /wageslavehangover/ here?
>>29907609
>Nerd who likes partying
I don't think she knows what "nerd" means.
>>29907609
I want to put my seed in her.
>nerd who likes partying
>tfw i've never lost an argument on 4chan
>>29907599
well your mother is a filthy whore how about that faget
>>29907709
Heh, okay kiddo, back to the sandbox
>>29907599
you suck... haha you're bad
you're shit
what you gonna do uh
Friends, what to do when bored and sad at home
Pls help
posting pictures of this guy tends to cheer me up a little
Uh, get drunk and distract yourself with mindless bullshit until you get faded and fall asleep. Rinse and repeat.
>>29907582
make a small green house
plant stuff
throw some weed in there
get a puppy
how do you guys cope
I use escapism to avert any depressive thoughts.
>>29907648
I also use shitty distractions like video games and music but lately everything started seeming uninteresting and bland and I'm afraid that my distractions will fade away
>>29907788
It's very unlikely that they will fade away. There are many NEETs here over the age of 25 who made it through.
Why do you guys think us fembots can easily get a boyfriend?
i'll be your boyfriend
see it's just that easy
Because unless you're a cow you can
because no matter who you are there's a man who would want to fuck you
I went into a stem degree because at orientations everyone was saying how the graduates have no problem finding a job when they are done.
Obviously the assumption is that graduates are not autistic and it seems to be correct.
One of the guys who started a year before me is now working at Google. A bunch of people went on to work in CERN. Everyone seems to apply for jobs.
But...they literally didn't teach us any job skills. The most relevant class was one semester of C++. Other than that was just very theoretical knowledge that nobody needs.
How much do you normally get taught at the job when you have no experience?
Because I am afraid to apply somewhere and have literally no skills at all.
Problem: you have no job.
Reason: you have no skills.
Solution: you must attain skills to get a job.
>>29907592
This is very clever. I am literally posting it to /r/4chan right now.
What skills though? I have no clue what you are supposed to know.
>>29907564
Lie within reason. It's kind of a weird mindset. You're going to lie, the employer knows you're going to lie anyways. I remember being eight and my uncle in law asked my dad to pretend to be his previous employer.
My buddy worked as a manager at Burger King and I asked him to lie for me so that I didn't have a two year gap in my resume.
desu, all you guys have to do is
1. be yourselves
2. be not fat
3. be available
and women will be down to fuck
>>29907528
>advising robots who spend their time watching anime and playing 'vidya', piss in jugs, and complain about jews and women online to "be themselves"
They have to be anyone BUT themselves.
They have to become someone else entirely to attract anyone.
>be yourselves
elaborate?
>be not fat
yes
>be available
i'm on campus most of the days
where is my gf?
like I give a shit about wymen
