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Is there anything more satisfying than seeing a white male conquering other races of women?
>>29909175
Yes, the black male conquering the white female.
The white man only takes the trashiest of the races, because all the races know the white man is inferior as the black people. We value honor and work and white people is none
>>29909797
Except for the fact that white people invented literally everything. If it weren't for us, you'd be still living in mud huts and caves.
Well robots, would you have sex with a pure virgin or just a virgin? I'm 27 and am considering lowing my standards from a pure virgin to just a "eyes" virgin given i am still a virgin. Would you settle for a false virgin if you were me? Doesn't it disgust and effeminate you to go as low to have sex with a woman who has already let another man soil and dehymen her?
If you're 27 and unmarried, then you are a non-traditional man. Therefore, you deserve a non-traditional woman.
I seriously doubt that even just a non-virgin is within your reach.
I hope you are good with kids, because your only hope for the futur is being a stepdad
Never take a woman's virginity. Biggest trap you could possibly fall in, other than getting married before age 50.
>>29909364
By good with kids do you mean really good at helping lolis have fun and relax? and feel good about their bodies?
how's the awesometism going /r9k/?
>>29909152
I don't dress sharp so I just have regular asperger's
>>29909152
I actually fucking hate autistic people. Like really hate them. More than anything. They piss me off.
>>29909152
Is it just me, or does this kid have a receding hairline?
>That feel when you jerk off but you're too lazy to get up and clean off so you just sit there and feel your own cum slowly droop down between your thighs and into your buttcrack
>tfw you cum on your stomach, dont clean it off so it slowly runs down your side and you have to keep scooping it up with your fingers so it doesnt get on the sheets
>>29909105
>tfw you're really horny, and planning on finally tasting your own cum
>Immediatly after ejaculating feel disgusted by the thought and wipe it up.
>tfw you cum and some of it goes on your t shirt and you can't be bothered to clean it off so later you have white streaks up your clothes
shortest oc wins
IittIe
>be me
>sad
ls
>tfw decided to become narcissist sociopath
No matter what I do or what happens, I'm always right and the best and most important person. I solved life. I am glowing with happiness every day.
>>29909076
You're wrong, you suck
>>29909076
you'll be back to feeling and dealing in about a week.
>>29909076
>I'm always right and the best and most important person. I solved life.
you can never prove that you are the best and most important and that you're always right if you let the other person live.
mass shooting when? i want to be prepared this time.
Who /drunk/ here right now?
Just admitted to a crush on the phone she was the only reason I didn't noose myself in high school and that I wish her all the best in the future.
Any other anons wan't to get some shit off their chest? I'm here for you. Yeah I know OP is a faggot.
>>29909055
What did she say in response?
I hate how you fags never go into fucking detail in the first post.
>>29909110
She hasn't responded yet, will post update as soon as she does. Don't worry anon I wont hang you out to dry.
>tfw used to send her daily back and forths that she would always reply to but now she's gone dark over the past few months.
I just want a /drinking thread/
what are you guys having
vodka and rasberrry lemonade here
/r9k/ island/land thread. There was a general consensus on getting a plot in the wilderness somewhere in the last thread though.
I've gotten the bank account set up, but I'm looking for a site that won't dox my name. Kickstarter might be out of the question, but I'm checking out other sites as i type this.
Here's the land we were looking at
http://www.landwatch.com/ferry-county-washington-land-for-sale/pid/25014691
Here's the steam
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/r9kIsland
I won't be able to be here very long today guys, but I still wanted to keep all of you updated
I'm looking at Indiegogo right now. Seems like it might be the better choice
>>29909025
>I want money
>Don't want people to know my name
You wouldn't happen to be a prince from nigeria would you?
This idea will never be successful. Nor is it novel; this shit's been tossed around on this board before. Let me tell you why. You are attempting a massive, complex undertaking that requires knowledge, work, and money. And the people you are embarking on this with are objectively some of the dumbest, laziest, and poorest people around. You are taking people who would rather rot in their mother's basement than do anything with their lives and expecting them to be self-sufficient, innovative, and to know their way around the real world.
It's a fun dream but it's never going to happen.
Quick. I need to lose 30lbs by september 1st. How do I accomplish this. I don't want to lift or do exercise either. Also I'm not obese so weight won't come off easy.
>>29908977
Start skipping meals.
I only eat once or twice a day.
Cut off head
>>29908999
Do caffeine pills help? I've taken some diet pills before, it contained some chemical phenlody(idk I forgot) but it made me lose weight but I would faint after taking it sometimes and it would make my heart extremely rapid. I'd rather not take those again and do something safer.
How can I ruin normies' lives without them screaming, "MUH OPPRESSION!"?
>>29908968
They will always scream about their oppression.
Send a fake death certificate in to the government. It will fuck up their job.
>>29909015
What about in a way where no one would take them seriously?
>can't sleep because a moth is flapping it's wings against my ceiling
>try to squish it with a cardboard box
>I fuck up and only hit the bottom part of the moth
>half of it's innards is on the ceiling
>the moth starts flying frantically around my room obviously scared and in great pain
>it flew around for 5 minutes before I managed to kill it
Holy shit I feel bad right now. I can't believe I put one of God's creatures through such pain and horror. Please forgive me moth, I hope you are in a better place now.
>killing mostly harmless insects ever
Why anon? The only insects that you should kill are roaches and ants. Everything else including most spiders are your friends.
>>29908899
>steps in a roach
>cries
get a racket. pretty good for chasing things out of windows, or instakill them mid flight.
Should I kill my Sister?
>be 22
>Sister is 24
>she's always been the favorite
>she graduated with a degree in communications
>got a shitty job at a bank making ~$40K a year
>parents pay for her student loans
>she was always posting on Facebook about why she doesn't understand how people complain about student loans
>really fucking stupid person
>she had a "mental breakdown" and doesn't want to be an adult anymore last Summmer
>parents paid for her to go on vacation
>she came back and they paid for all of her bills for 4 months before asking her to come back home
>she's now here
>hasn't worked in 6 months
>gets handed everything
>calls me a loser for never living on my own
>I'm going to community college, having to work a job and pay up front, because my family's income is over FAFSA limit and they won't co sign for a private loan like they did my Sister, because they never see me becoming anything
>she asks for pizza and they order it
>she wants to go out with her friends and parents give her $100 and the car
>I ask Mom to pick me up something like say extra deodorant when she's out at the store and I will pay her back when I get home, she doesn't even do that for me
Seriously fuck women. This is the sole reason why I can't fucking stand them. I wish my Sister would die in her sleep.
you could try to talk about it first
>>29908834
>>29908935 this OP. Talk to your parents about her first; if they act unreasonably then kill her or yourself. That'll show 'em.
Or just don't let your sister get to you. Call her a cunt and and a loser right back. Unleash the hounds of war.
>>29908834
your situation is fucked OP, but the BEST way to say fuck you to your parents and sister would be to become successful and never give them money, never interacting above a surface level with the again
heIlo? ls someone there?
Sorry. Nobody here.
Is this pepper going senile!!?
Is there anybody out there? Pink Floyd.
>First semester at college
>Going to social event with classmate so I can make some friends
>Talking to cute girl about music
>Says "Hey, let's put your iPod on!"
>"N-no, I don't think you will like it."
>She insists
>Everyone agrees and thinks it will be hilarious (I am known as the musical hipster because /mu/)
>Too beta to refuse
>She says "I don't know any of the artists on here, so I'll just hit random"
>Think: "Oh God, with my luck it's going to be Two-headed boy and everyone will think I'm a christfag"
>Nothing, feel relieved
>Look over her shoulder
>Read: Peter Sotos - McMartin
>mfw I passed out
>mfw contemplating suicide
>>29908819
jsus christ anon thats bad im drunk and that sounds terrible praying 4 u bro christ the redeemer will save you
JOKE faggot lmao
>tfw high school crush just rejected you because you admitted your feelings to her
>>29908819
>taking music advice from mew
There is your problem
I hope you learned to tell them that it'd just full of podcasts and to use WTF as an example, he's mainstream enough that people will just glaze over
>construction work tomorrow in my room
WHERE DO I HIDE MY PISS BOTTLES???
Wash it down the sink loser
>>29908832
>implying you wouldn't fuck OPs ass
wew lad
Oh man. Last time I told my landlord about a problem with one of my windows he came knocking SATURDAY MORNING without warning me beforehand with what seemed to be a family member who had brought his tools but WHO ALSO BROUGHT HIS WIFE AND KID ALONG
I was still in a bathrobe and my room was a mess
The kid even came inside before his mom decided to take him outside
