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>Take shit
>Wipe ass
>Blood everywhere
Why does this happen?
>>29905782
Did you ever put things up there? I have this too and i figured its cause i went a bit heavy on the bum fun back in the day
It's an anal fissure.
Your shits are too hard so your diet is garbage.
Anal fissure.
Hemorrhoids.
Ass cancer.
Take your pick.
I WANT SEX GODDAMNIT
I WANT TO RAM MY DICK IN VAGINA
I WANT TO SUCK ON SOME TITTIES
I WANT TO VIOLENTLY RAM MY TONGUE INTO A CLIT
I NEED IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29905781
So either hire a prostitute or start working on turning your life around.
Don't complain if pussy isn't falling out of the sky and into your life while you sit in your mom's basement.
Nobody deserves sex, you need to grow up.
I've been single for a month now and it's absolutely fine
>>29905781
>cloroform
+
>your mother
=
>profit
>fat and ugly loser virgins calling each other fat and ugly loser virgins
may i ask whom the fuck you are quoting?
shut th fuck up fat ugly virgin
Not all of us are fat.
Have you ever wanted to just walk up to a girl and ask her to pull her breast out?
https://youtu.be/7QCx-0jfMNM
>>29905695
I keep seeing this weird little shit here who the fuck is he?
>>29905988
some retard who shills his inane videos
don't forget to sage his threads thanks
>>29905695
Pretty stingy of her desu. Half her boob is already out, she might as-well let him have the other half.
Why do you watch modern anime? It's such trash. You should stick to classic series, films, OVAs and mangas.
>>29905618
Why can't I just enjoy them both? K-ON! was actually pretty good, definitely better than most other moe anime.
There's also still good shit coming out every season, don't be that one nostalgiababbie.
Because Jojo's Bizzare Fucking Adventure
i don't watch anime period you stupid fucking weeb
Why does this dude always look like he just remembered he left the oven on
You seem lost, my friend.
Right this way, and remember lads, sage
>>29905611
Is that donald ficking trump?
>>29905639
>Is that donald ficking trump?
No it's John Miller
>2016
>not paying for puss at this point
What is your excuse?
>>29905581
Because a days wages aren't worth 15 minutes of sex
>>29905581
Not worth it, my hand is here and its free.
>>29905581
I don't want to have sex with someone who doesn't enjoy the act or who doesn't find me attractive.
>just had the worst nightmare of my life
>ran to my father and cried afterwards
>I'm 18
What the fuck. I'm fucking ashamed and hate myself right now.
Um...lol?
oregano
Don't hate yourself, nightmares are awful.
Describe it if you can
>Dad asked what I want for my birthday
Well bros?
>>29905552
Ask him to pound your boy pussy
>>29905626
Leave this thread
Always ask for cash
Just taught my mom how to play Pokemon Go so when she goes on her walks I can give her my phone and she can catch them for me.
Check mate Nintendo
I doubt she'll actually do it, man.
>yfw you check your texts and find out your mom has been sending nudes to your Chad brother with your phone
>>29905535
>texts
>brother
those are two things I done associate with but good try bub
Why do normies get so butthurt about school shootings or mass murders? Don't they realize that they're the ones responsible for creating these shooters in the first place?
>>29905494
THEY GOOD BOIS
THEY DIN DUU NUFFIN
#SMASHTHESYSTEM
>>29905494
>guys look I'm an edgy /r9k/ potential shooter XD XD
>>29905627
>i am a victim and I have no responsibility for my act
Literal tumblr-tier self-victimization and logic
Would you hesitate in killing a human being?
I don't think so. I'm a pretty hateful person and i would be more than eager to pull the trigger on some idiot.
I hate myself for this. I want to be a good person but most of the times i'm just so fuckin filled with anger and hate despite being 23 years old.
When something enrages me, i get overly furious and spiteful and since most times i just swallow it, things only acumulate and get worse.
But yes, i wouldn't hesitate to kill another person. Not a single bit.
I would even send the bill of the bullet for his parents to pay.
As someone who has broken another man's elbow, once bones, muscle and blood become visible it really changes the game. I always thought I'd be fine killing/rending people crippled, but when I did it, just goddamn...I was not prepared
>>29905474
idk, sometimes I'm dreaming about this
>>29905662
I think that if i really hated the guy i wouldn't feel that bad, however if it was some random burst of anger, maybe i would feel bad
Women hate thread.
New content appreciated.
>education
>ambition
>job
But only women and nu-males look for that shit in a potential partner.
>>29905451
I got you, desu phampai
>>29905719
Let the dumping commence!!!!!
Bernie sanders is the next _________ of the united states
Proto-Cuck
>>29905412
Jew socialist shit head nigger lover
person to seal a nail in Trump's coffin
hopefully all the polfags end up in that same coffin after he loses
the butthurt over his endorsing is really surprising which makes it all the sweeter
How goes your summer mine is shit
>No money
>No job
>No friends
>No GF
>Live in a small town so no prospect to make life better
>Borderline autism
>Looks at Facebook of people from college going to parties, travelling, hanging out with friends etc
Please tell me I am not alone
About to go into 11th grade huh buddy
>15kEur on my bank account
>Fulltime shift job
>5 degenerate friends
>Khv no gf
>Live in a small village 20km from a dead cat-o-holic city
>Certified sperg
>No time nor normieness to do Young normie cool things
>working 30 hours a week in chillest job I've ever had
>going to grad school at night
>get drunk with work friends on the weekends
>biking everyday so fit af
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