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>tfw no nebbish bf
>tfw no depressed black bf
>tfw no resolute gf
>>29905059
this feel
u have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not origin
Took some pictures today. What do you think? I think nature is comfy.
What's your favorite music genre to get comfy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EP6sm7lLJM
>>29904930
These are beautiful pictures but they're not yours unless you rename your pictures with the Unix timestamp, fucko.
>"Anon, Chad broke up with me!"
What do?
Question why that pile of human trahs is speakiing too me and tell her to go fuck off and eat cement.
>>29904913
So what's your point? What does this have to do with me? Go tell someone else, I'm busy right now.
">Stacey, you know I don't have enough life experience to empathize with that sort of thing. I literally can't give a shit because I have no way of knowing how that feels. Maybe you should be a little more considerate for other people's feelings."
Why don't you spoiled cry babies take Taylors advice and stop complaining about how tough you've got it?
because she's a fucking snake, why would i take her word on anything?
>pretty white woman
She has life on the easiest difficulty setting. She needs to check her privilege. Where are all the social justice warriors to call her out on this?
She and /r9k/ have completely different mindsets on what is a hard life.
Taylor probably thinks that a hard life means having a few setbacks before becoming famous.
pic related, and the main reason we are going to do this is because she is basically a tumblr level snowflake, and has puritan views on sex. next pic will have more.
when are the authorities going to start tracking you guys down?
>>29904842
Sent the first message, here we go mates
>>29904907
What should we do robots? She responded surprisingly normally....
>be me,hopeless permavirgin at 26
>install tinder
>like 100 women/day
>5 matches in 3 months,a fatty and 4 roasties that ignored me
>match with that girl
>she talked to me first.She said ''hello''
WHAT DO????Die virgin or hit that??How do i proceed my fellow robots?
dick pic
oregano
Try it man, that might be a bad pic, she has potential
>>29905064
thats her best pic. Her eyes are superior to mine (brown degeneracy) but the rest is 5/10 at best. I said hi back but i m sceptical!!
>tfw no soulsborne gf
>>29904761
You're sad about not having an overweight woman that likes mainstream games?
>tfw no sweet, kind and loving gf who cheats on me constantly because she's addicted to cock (though we still have sex)
Your picture is happy and conflicts with your message
>tfw want to visit Amsterdam simply because it looks nice
>Variations of "Is that REALLY why you want to go~? ;D..."
Every fucking time.
iktf bro
>dude weed and whores
>don't smoke and find whores gross
>>29904736
Le smoke weeeeeed erryday bruh
>>29904736
I'm from the Netherlands myself anon
Be prepared for lots of foreigners, large crowds and obnoxious people.
Also, visit the bulldog and go to the museum.
Name one name cooler than Julius.
Professional advice: You cannot
>>29904680
Ace, even comes with a cool meaning.
Julius is an ugly name imo.
>>29904680
You forgot to tip your fedora , good sir
Sakamoto
Yoshi
Tommy
Do you guys ever feel like the solution to a lot of your problems would be to force yourself to be alright with cutting everyone else out of your life?
I often think I would feel much better if I could just immerse myself in solitary activities and turn my back on the world. It would hardly make a difference since I don't contribute much anyway. I guess following the stream online makes me feel as if I have no purpose.
How do I escape?
>>29904663
the solution to everyone's problems is to cut out what doesn't help and add things that help.
where people usually go wrong is when they hang out in their problems forever, insisting that other people make those problems go away.
get rid of shit that doesn't help you, including people. Then go find shit to fill the gaps that does help you.
>>29904663
>the solution to a lot of your problems would be to force yourself to be alright with cutting everyone else out
most people's main problem here is that they have no one in their life so no.
>>29904663
>He hasnt already cut everyone off
It solves nothing, you just become a filthy, stir crazy shut in.
What can I say to my only real friend I've ever had to make him not hate me? I did something to really make him mad at me and I already tried saying a million sorry's.
I didn't do anything evil or irreversible, so I'm mainly looking for something to grab sympathy/get forgiveness/make things slightly better.
I don't want to be 100% pathetic and alone
You already know the answer
Succ him
You can't expect any help until you tell us what you did.
You're not even going to tell us what you did?
You robots need to relax. It could be worse. At least you aren't a lolcow like Chris Chan.
I'm marginally worse. Chris has the whole retarded thing to fall back on
>>29904642
>marginally worse
How so?
>>29904623
At least Chris isn't self aware enough to fully see how retarded he is. Hell, I'd prefer to be him than me I'm just smart enough to realize how absolutely fucking retarded I am.
Does /r9k/ Dumpster Dive?
>>29904534
I saw some lady with a metal detector walking along the canal bank the other day.
Like there's fucking buried treasure right there next to the hooker panties and dogshit.
I wouldn't recommend dumpster diving unless you could supply yourself with antibiotics. I don't judge those who do but be aware whether or not you have a penicillin allergy like I do.
No because I'm not a retarded hippie.
>want to get into hardcore gaming
>too dumb for dwarf fortress
>too dumb for grand strategy
>too dumb for civilization
wtf do i play
Civ 5 isn't hard to learn and really satisfying to play.
>>29904569
im too dumb for it though.
>>29904517
>hardcore
>civilisation
LMAO HOLY SHIT
>tfw born into a universe where all I do is sit on the computer all day
Why is this world so lame? Is it just because I'm a robot or is there seriously nothing exciting to do irl at all? Wish I was in muh animayz or vidya desu senpaitachi.
>>29904510
It's cause your robot
Use your imagination to make something you can make money off of and travel the world. Traveling is an anime irl
>>29904510
probably cause what we're programmed to want, and how the world actually is, are completely opposed. which leads to "absurdity" being the only dependable description of life.
thats why we create art where things have meaning and make sense
