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Lunch break's over, wagecuck. Get back to slaving away so Mr. Goldberg can buy that new boat he wants.
>>29901887
Thisexpression reminds me of Hijak.
>>29901887
Does Pepe have alopecia?
Either too dumb or afraid to own a business I see.
> tfw no psycho chad friend who'll fix your problems and listen to synth wave with you
Tfw no Chad bf to fuck me in a skirt
Tfw I will never feel his balls slap against mine
>>29901829
>tfw making shitty synthwave music with fl studio
>>29901943
>tfw ask /mu/ what plugins I should get to start messing around with synthwave
>get called a drive fag and told to leave
i-i'll show them
Hehe wagedumbs
Nets superiro lifestyle
t. Net mast msater
>>29901732
Thisis yet another NEET to join our ranks.
>>29901732
I'm sorry your thread got ignored OP. I personally think retard pepe is one the best most hilarious memes in years and it even requires a bit of creativity to make good posts with.
>wagecucks making this thread in retaliation to being btfo so hard
lms
(laughing myself silly)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCxMJIHcUqI
>tfw just read Capitalism and Freedom by Milton Friedman
>just philosophising on the affects of a free market being true political freedom, as opposed to a socialist state where the taking away of individual rights is fundamental to its existence
I bet none of you even understand what I'm talking about. At least read some books /r9k/, knowledge is the new currency you know. Don't let chads like me cuck you on the intellectual battle field of intellectualism as well as everything else.
I assume this is bait but there really are people who talk like this on this board
>>29901701
>free market
Fuck off back to /pol/, we're comfy NEETs and welfare lovers here
>he read something
>he blindly adopts it into his views without any sort of critical evalution
>he feels smart
gg no re
The Chads and Stacys have won the war against the betas (naturally).
You're allowed two options in this brave new world:
>Become Chad/Stacy's horrifically abused slave for life
or
>Die an extremely slow, painful death
>>29901659
Die, I get what I want in the end.
An hero while also taking as many down with me as possible.
>>29901659
Why can't i just become a Chad?
http://www.somethingawful.com/weekend-web/mengoing-theirownway/1/
LOL pretty good read
>He's the type of person who writes 40,000-word essays on why "women and children first" is a violation of his civil rights.
fuck im not gonna be able to read a lot of this if i keep laughing this hard
sucks i use to think i was an mgtow a few years ago. learn a few things maybe start to think you're not a bone head, just give it a little time and you'll probably think the person you were a while ago was still a massive bone head
These guys are mentally anguised and have been alone for most of their life. None of the shit normal people do works for them while they constantly tell them to get over it or fix it or kill themselves. Then these guys come up with a solution to make it so they kill themselves or shoot up a school and then everyone attacks them for it.
>normies
>>29901772
So they don't*
>Chad brother
>Chad father
>Chad uncles
>Chad cousins
>Even my grandpa is kind of a chad
Who else here is the black sheep of their family?
>>29901612
How the fuck did you end up a pussy with all that information around you?
I attribute a large part of my autism around women to having literally zero older male role models
>normie parents
>normie brother
>normie sister
Why did everything go wrong for me?
>dad is black
>mom is black
>all my siblings are black
>born white as fuck with blue eyes and blonde hair
Family freaked the fuck out when I was born because the only white people related to us is my moms grandfather, and my dads like great great grandfather. I'm like shiny pokemon rare in terms of genetics. its also kinda funny being 100% white looking but being able to check off the "African american box" on any paperwork.
Enjoy your 30 second bathroom break, wagecuck.
>>29901592
Thiswas a fast period of 30 seconds.
90% of my work is done waist-deep in the ocean. Everywhere is my bathroom.
Enjoy being the first to be lined up and shot as an invalid once the revolution happens
>tfw no hacktivist bf
I can be your hacktivist bf :^)
Oregano
>>29901571
Thanks, Doc.
cracking for right causes
>tfw no nadir gf
>you will never be a father
Are you fine with that?
>>29901565
Yes, I probably wouldn't be a very good father since I'm so apathetic and self-centered. I think I could own a cat, but nothing less self-sufficient than that.
>>29901773
This. Plus I'm ugly and genetically inferior.
>>29901773
Honestly I agree with this. Being a KHV I've given up hope anyway. I couldn't make the necessary changes.
>tfw no clingy gf to give headpats to
I have one of those. Feels good, man :)
>tfw no clingy bf to give headpats to
>>29901577
I can be ur bf :^)
Oregano commento
If you had the chance to wipe out all life on earth (3D and 2D), would you?
Yes and No
Yeah because I hate everyone
No because I hate myself even more and project my hate onto everyone else.
How is that even a serious question, of course.
Without any hesitation. It has been my dream since the age of 12, 30 now. If only there was a way.
Write whatever comes to your mind.
>>29901487
I wanna cuddle the dog in that picture
SOFT AND WET
>tfw no gf
>tfw no friends
>tfw no pupper to snuggle with
Can it get any worse?
ITT: write reasons why you are considering suicide
>>29901453
no qt go playing gf, desu.
>>29901453
I'm alone.
Orrreeeginal
There is such a thing as a Bad Life and a Good Life. I have lived a Bad Life since I was born and realized living a Bad Life isn't worth it.
who /neckbeard/ here
how many of you are are self-admitted neckbeards? do you wear a fedora? do you feel enlightened as apposed to normies?
I'm a fedora lord, no beard. But in ayysien with longish hair.
>>29901424
i currently have one i guess. no. i'm a lot smarter than them if that's what you're asking
>>29901424
who here /edgelord/
Not any of the things you put in your post, but I think a lot of normalfags are literally braindead
